Photoshop

Photoshop is a gem because it's free.

>The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software

Photoshop CS5

this is an example of what you can do in cs2. why would you want to do this? because you can, nusoi.

Adobe® Photoshop® is the internet's premier photo editing software. Its very advanced features present in no other image manipulation software allow you to perform complex tasks such as creating images of your favorite soyjaks and airbrushing your selfies as an attempt to remove (You)r ugliness.

Nobody knows how much Photoshop costs or how Adobe can still make money because nobody has ever actually purchased a copy of it before. Every copy of Photoshop in use today is actually the same pirated copy that has been in circulation since 2012.

If you wish to indicate that an image has been altered using the Adobe® Photoshop® program, the only acceptable way of saying so is as follows: "This image seems as though it has been enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software." The term "photoshopped" is incorrect and a violation of the Adobe® Photoshop® trademark. NEVER DOWNLOAD THE CC VERSIONS, THEY DATAMINE YOU

Photoshop contests

Recent versions of Adobe Photoshop have approximately over 9000 features. Exactly two of them (Rotate Canvas and Auto Levels) are actually useful for touching up your vacation pictures. The only legitimate use for the approximately 96,999,998 other features is to enter a "Photoshop contest." Whoever spends hours making the best fake photograph wins the prize. Since the only advantage of photography over drawing is that it's faster and more accurate, this practice is unbelievably stupid.

Riding on the coattails of their program's massive success, the creators at Adobe thought that it would be interesting to start up their own competition with the people who use Photoshop. They sent out e-mails to the people that actually registered the program to explain the rules. The ten people with registered copies worked day and night. No one won the competition, many cried and Adobe ran away from the competition ideas that they had.

How to pirate Adobe CS6 Master Suite

Download Photoshop Portable here. If you want the full suite follow the guide below.

Newer versions of Photoshop and other Adobe apps like Flash Animate are infamous for aggressive datamining and license checks, so here's how you get the definitive version of them all:

1. Create an Adobe ID(or Account if you are a newfag), else the download links will say "Access Denied"
2. Download CS6 Master Suite(mac version that only works on older macs due to having 32-bit shit, and i also don't remember how to crack this one).
3. (VERY IMPORTANT) Disconnect the internet before installing, this will prevent the serial number in the following step to be checked properly.
4. Install with the serial number option, enter a bogus serial number(e.g. 1111-1111-1111-1111) and skip the checking prompt.
5. Now, connect the internet back again, but DO NOT LAUNCH ANY OF THE ADOBE APPS
6. Download the amtlib.dll patcher
7. Scroll down the list and patch EACH AND EVERY SINGLE APP THAT HAS CS6 NEXT TO IT(both 32-bit and 64-bit where possible), this also includes Acrobat X btw.
8. Now you're ready to use it.

P.S. If Adobe offers you to update the apps, DO IT. This will prevent crashes in multiple apps that work extremely fucky on modern hardware. Don't forget to patch again afterwards though because amtlib.dll is refreshed during updates.

See also

• GIMP (Gnu Image Manipulation Program)
• Photopea
• MS Paint
• JS Paint

Important tips

1. In CC 2013+, "Place Embedded" puts the file into your document, whereas "Place Linked" links the image instead of importing it, so you can't share it as easily as if you embedded it. (Embedding doesn't refer to embedding in this context)