Ancientposting

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>To the king, my Lord: your servant Tab-il-Esarra. Good health to the king, my Lord! May Assur and Mullissu bless the king, my Lord! As to the Arabs about whom the king, my Lord wrote to me: 'Why do they graze their sheep and camels in the desert where they must resort to plundering when hungry?' Rains have been scarce this year; they had to settle in.

Ancientposting is a practice within the Soy community in which a user will post an image of a soyjak, or several soyjaks, usually designed to represent an ancient historical figure or a generic member of such a culture, saying something associated with such a culture. Typically letters are used, alongside inscriptions, and usually many of the different characters and personas are replaced with different variants of soyjaks, like Chudjak, Bernd and Cobson. One of the more popular versions of an ancientpost is the one retrace of the Indo-Aryan invasions that uses soyjaks to depict it. Ancientposting is also ironically ancient, and it goes back to the early days of the Sharty, with no verifiable origins or creator, perhaps The Swede is one of its founders but this is just speculation.

It is one of the more tedious but positive practices, and surprisingly its very rare to find a coally ancientpost because they require a good amount of effort, making them automatically gemmy.

Lore[edit | edit source]

It is describe by soyentists that soy kulchur exists far far back in human history, even pre-dating society. Possibly dating back to the Indo-European migrations, one of the first soyboys to ever exist, was of course Nero the roman emperor and part time redditor/administrator of the subreddit r/196. Since many soyjaks are based on different people that actually exists, much of the facial features found in Bernd for example can probably be found in his distant ancestors n shieeet (since Europeans share a common phenotype). Thus it is safe to say most of these ancient posts depict actual events, and you WILL not question this.

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