Ancientposting

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Ancientposting is a practice within the Soymmunity in which a user will create 'toss of ancient events (usually relating to European history) making use of many different soyjak variants, which has been regarded as one of the staples of soy culture and has fueled countless edits, gems, trends in soy culture, and arguments about which countries are white. These commonly follow the existing soy trend of depicting one side as "good" or "based" and the other side as the gay losers, though some are more neutral and simply depict ancient scenarioes with soyjaks. Typically, these are very well-recieved and liked among 'teens, as they are high effort and often very keyed in their message. The most common practice is the recreation of classical paintings or statues with soyjaks, though some go to the lengths of creating completely original 'toss depicting a historical event, which is less common due to its very high standard of effort. Ancientposting has remained popular on the 'ru due to its almost endless topic supply and often automatic gem status, being used by many as a stepping stone into Soylebrityhood.

Most of the time, more popular variants like Chudjak, Bernd and Cobson are used to depict historical figures in these images, but sometimes less popular variants are used, usually as background characters. One of the more popular ancientposts is a retracing of a popular painting depicting the Indo-Aryan invasion of India, replacing the Aryan with Chudjak, the horses with Smugjak, and the Pajeet with Bernd. Ancientposting is, ironically, ancient, and it goes back to the early days of the Sharty with no verifiable origins or creator. Some speculate that The Swede was its first adopter, but that's just a heckin theory.

It is one of the more tedious but positive practices, and it is surprisingly very rare to find a coally ancientpost due to the inherent effort and knowledge of history needed to make them, making all ancientposts gemmy by association.

Its theoretical opposite is futureposting, which is highly uncommon in soy culture.

History

Ancientposting is also, by definition, ancient. Paintings depicting events in history can be considered 'toss by modern standards even if no soyjaks are present, and the act of depicting one's opponent as weak or unintelligent is as old as humanity. Some say that the first soyjaks were made far before the Soysphere, the internet, or even modern society existed, with some IAS predating the industrial revolution. The first ever soyboy is considered to be Roman Emperor (((Nero))), a gay, low-test, chinless psychopathic Jew who executed people for disagreeing with him. This is debated, as Nero was neither bald nor stubbled and glasses did not exist until the 1200s, therefore making Nero NAS.

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