Bubba Hernandez (Patient)

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Asylum Patient
ID: 1448
Name: Bubba Hernandez
Threat level: Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained
Filed: 2023-11-3
By: Dr. Soystein

Bubba Hernandez is a patient in the Mental Asylum.

Patient File[edit | edit source]

Patient File: Patient 1448

Real Name: Bubba Hernandez

Threat level: Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained

Description: Patient 1448 is a typical american male in his 30s, who was admitted to the asylum after showcasing bizarre teleportation abilities in what is known as the Muttscharten Incident. Doctors are advised to enter the patient's room wearing a jewish kippah. Patient must be supplied with McDonalds, MAGA merchandise, regular visits to Walmart, and a BLACKED.com subscription. Patient is very fond of BBC therapy and supervised trips to Walmart. Patient must not be exposed to Obsessed faggots.