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Bubba Hernandez (Patient)
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| ID: | 1448 |
| Name: | Bubba Hernandez |
| Threat level: | Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained |
| Filed: | 2023-11-3 |
| By: | Dr. Soystein |
Bubba "Mutt" Hernandez is a patient in the Mental Asylum. He is an overweight mixed-race male of partial Hispanic heritage, and displays an entirely bald head alongside glossy red lips and bulbous ears. He is extremely unhealthy, displaying an extreme addiction to fast food, alcohol, and cigarettes among other things. Biopsies, x-rays, and other studies on the patient's body show an extremely fatty liver, perpetually clogged arteries, and a hellishly imbalanced gut biome, as well as osteoporosis and late-stage tooth decay. Any attempt to help these conditions has somehow lead to the patient's health dropping drastically, showing that he has adapted to this taxing lifestyle to the extent of being unable to function any other way.
He was first admitted due to his extremely violent outbursts toward people he deemed "obsessed Europoor faggots" and those who disagreed with his assertion that he is 100% aryan, and his cult-like obsession with Donald Trump, McDonalds, and conservatism. Attempts to change his mind and make him less violently obsessive over said topics are met with outbursts and borderline schizophrenic episodes of paranoia surrounding Europe and Mexico. These can only be quelled by feeding into these delusions, leading some doctors within the Asoylum to consider Hernandez a lost cause. He is only kept in custody to prevent more people from being injured, and to research his strange biology.
Patient File[edit | edit source]
Patient File: Patient 1448
Real Name: Bubba Hernandez
Threat level: Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained
Description: Patient 1448 is a typical American male in his 30s, who was admitted to the asylum after a few violent outbursts as well as showcasing bizarre teleportation abilities in what is known as the Muttscharten Incident. Doctors are advised to enter the patient's room wearing a jewish kippah. Patient must be supplied with McDonalds, MAGA merchandise, and be allotted regular visits to Walmart and a BLACKED.com subscription. Patient is very fond of BBC therapy and supervised trips to Walmart. Patient must not be exposed to foreigners, such as Europeans, Mexicans, or Canadians. You MUST agree with everything he says, or else he will lash out.
