Obesity
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These people are very heavy, heavier than 'cado even.
These people won't lag your device or drain your phone/laptop's battery, but surely they are very heavy. |
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This burger is about YUHROPOORS or some shitfart like that Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever. |
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>wider than you ahmet
Obesity is the build-up of excess fat in a human's body. It is often the result of overeating and a lack of exercise. Obese people are also referred to as "Fat", “Blubbery” Or “American”.
Science[edit | edit source]
Contrary to what (((some activists))) might say, obesity is unhealthy; not only does it clog the heart, preventing it from pumping blood, it also causes immense strain on the legs, slowly crippling the butt. Fatties also live shorter lives.
Excess fat causes body to have chronic inflammation, which makes all of their lives miserable, and damages organs. Inflammation caused by fat tissue causes Insulin Resistance and then Type 2 Diabetes. Excess fat also causes more rapid DNA damage and as a result, cancer. Your whole body operates shitty, and any condition WILL be worsened by being obese.
The most obvious sign of obesity is an enlarged belly. However, you can be of healthy BMI and acceptable in society, but still be overweight or even obese, it's called being "skinny fat", it's caused by complete lack of muscle mass and excess of fat tissue. You can calculate your body fat % with this calculator: https://www.bizcalcs.com/body-fat-navy/.
The best ways to get rid of obesity are laying off of the ultra processed foods (90% of weight loss) and cardio, like long walking and incline walking (10% of weight loss). Managing your diet is MUCH more important than exercise, since a single donut can completely ruin a 2 hour walk or a 30 minute run. You should prioritize high-volume and low-calorie food, like fruits and vegetables, lean meats, fish, whole grains, beans and such. Avoid calorie dense food like goyslop, nuts, seeds, soft drinks (you can replace them with 0 calorie variants), butter, sauces and such.
In Soyjaks[edit | edit source]
Soyjaks are not usually represented as fat, but they are often represented as "skinny fat" due to the nutritionally poor diet of soyboys, who have virtually no muscle, with the remainder of their fat deposits sagging from the belly.
Most fat jokes in soy culture are directed towards mutts, due to the prevalence of goyslop in the USA. More recently, Satoko houjou fan has been the butt of these jokes.
List of nicknames for obese people[edit | edit source]
- Obese
- Fat
- Whale/Blubber
- Elephant
- Pig
- Hippo
- American
- Big
- Tubby
- Walrus
- Cow
- McDonalds Man
- Ball
- Fatty
- Fatso
- Chubby
- Peter Griffin
- Homer
- Burger Baby
- Fatfuck
- Fatwad
- Fatass
- Fat fuck
- Cado
- Chonker
- Bigbelly
- Lardo
- Human Balloon
- Double Chin/TwoChin
- Glutton
- Food Freak
- Wide
- Warrior-Z
- Fat Albert (for niggers)
- Morbily Obese
- Blob
- Slob
- Fridge raider
- Giant
- Chubby Child
- DiaBetty (for women, mostly your mom)
- Big Mack
- Incredible Gassy
