Mexico

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Mexico es ARIOparcialmente por si acaso

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>you is obsessed about me o algo
>Those Al-Quesadilla terrorists keep trying to cross over the burger wall or something

Mexico es un fokin latinx third-world shithole country located en el southern part de North America al south of burgerland y el Northwest de both Guatemala y Belize which became Independent from Spain on September 27, 1821 o algo. Dood, el Modern state of mexico es el segundo most grande coal producer en el mundo guey, only beaten by turkey by a small margin o algo cabrón. It is notable as the birthplace of Satoko houjou fan and for being at war with Italy and Cuba. O algo.. It's a fokin poophole filled with muttskinned degenerate minature subhuman orcs, Mexicans are all subhuman animal creatures and even their fellow latinx cousins are socially superior to them, guey.

Mexico is the 8th leading exporter of obssessed brimstone en el mundo guey.


Mexico's history goes back to Mesoamerican Native American civilizations. And was home to very advanced societies including the Olmecs, the Mayans, the Zapotecs, Teotihuacan, and Purepecha civilizations. But in the 1500s, the arrival of Spaniards to Mexico either caused a heavy decline in the native population, or the natives became beaner soup because of intermixing by the spaniards o algo. Mexico lost most of its territory to Central America and the U.S., and was BTFO'd by France one time.

States of Mexico

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The map of every meximutt state. Just to simplify.

Mexico has a total of 32 states.

>uhhhh i'll have the taco bell combo box with the baja california or whatever
  • Aguascalientes: However the wine is made.
  • Baja California: However the wall is climbed.
  • Baja California Sur: However the drugs are sold.
  • Campeche: However the rainforest is explored.
  • Chiapas: However the commie uprising failed.
  • Chihuahua: However the taco bell mascot barks.
  • Coahuila: However the jobs are taken.
  • Colima: However it rhymes with Kolyma.
  • Durango: However the cactus stings you.
  • Guanajuato: However the wine turns to blood.
  • Guerrero: However the shark is catched.
  • Hidalgo: However the mountains are scaled.
  • Jalisco: However the guitar is strung.
  • México: However the state is named after the country.
  • Michoacán: However the volcano explodes.
  • Morelos: However the carnival is celebrated.
  • Nayarit: However the obsessed tarantula stings you.
  • Nuevo León: However we pretend to be American.
  • Oaxaca: However the tortillas are cooked.
  • Puebla: However the dead rise again.
  • Querétaro: However we also pretend to be American.
  • Quintana Roo: However the sunscreen is applied.
  • San Luis Potosí: However the national anthem was written here.
  • Sinaloa: However the gringo is beheaded.
  • Sonora: However the meth is cooked.
  • Tabasco: However gringos don't season them food.
  • Tamaulipas: However the gulf is crossed.
  • Tlaxcala: However the sexual trafficking is done.
  • Veracruz: However the natives are built for Spanish cock.
  • Yucatán: However the sacrifice is done.
  • Zacatecas: However the constitutionalists are obsessed.
  • Ciudad de México: However it's sinking into the ground.

The following American states were formerly owned by Mexico but annexed by the United States after the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo:

  • Arizona
  • California
  • Colorado
  • Kansas
  • Nevada
  • New Mexico
  • Oklahoma (parts of)
  • Texas
  • Utah
  • Wyoming

The reason of the illegal immigration.

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If you're not a retard, you would probably know that Mexicans illegally immigrate to America. The reason the Meximutts immigrate to America is the cartels. Cartels are assholes. They eat organs of the people they fucking execute. And Mexico isn't a place to even live. The soil fertility is low. The people are poor and would do anything to earn some money to feed their males, and most of them are lazy. Actually, the whole middle of the Americas is like this. So, if you are a Mexican and you live in the U.S., I know you emigrated, you selfish little fuck. Don't try to hide it<meds

Pepsi47 is a representation on how the average Mexican looks like

Fun Facts About Mexico

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  • 5.1% of mexicans are homosexual and 0.9% of mexicans are trannies
  • satoko_houjou_fan is from there. HOLY LARP
  • When the ITVLIVN STVLLIVN Christopher Columbus arrived in mexico, the smell was so repulsive that he immediately turned around and started sailing back to Spain. It was actually this journey that caused him to accidentally land in the Bahamas, which was much more nasally tolerable.[Fact checked by snopes]
  • Mexico's cartels likes Dragon Ball and Goku so much for some reason. In fact they like it so much that when Akira Toriyama died the cartels had a day of peace and stopped fighting in his honour.
  • Mexicans drink Coca Cola more often than humanity's drink Water.
  • Adolf Hitler said Mexicans are the gemmiest most keyed aryan people in the planet, and he tried to flee there after World War II but had to go to Argentina instead because Jews were infiltrating Mexico.
  • Taco Bell is inspired of Mexican food, but Mexicans are neutral about it
  • Mexicans hate LOVE the word Latinx.
  • Mexico's seventh-largest city, Guadalajara, Jalisco, legalized having sex in the streets. Yes, I shit you not.
  • Most of gardeners of Americans are Native Mexicans or central american latinx.
  • Mexico currently has a jewish troon as its president.
  • Mexicans are 100% pure nigger usually geentically 60% indigenous and 40% european, more of the white-looking ones live in the north and more of the indigenous looking ones live in the south.
  • There are parts of Mexico that are still predominantly indigenous to this day.
  • 65% of execution videos originate from Mexico.
  • Some cool dog species are coming from their lands.
  • Mexico has the GDP of $1.789 trillion USD(lol poor)
  • Mexicans are the darkest, vantablackest chimpanzee subhumans on the entire planet. Only chilangos and southerners albeit, um, southern mexicans are usually brown mutts.
  • Mexicans are all tranime loving trannyfaggots, especially when it comes to dragon ball z. They are also obsessed with Japan o algo.
  • Mexico's problem with narcos and crimes is so fucked that the first,the second,the fourth and the fifth most dangerous cities in the world come from Mexico,(look for it yourself)
  • Mexico’s obesity rate is so high the only thing that eclipses it is the mexican """people's"""' waistlines themselves..
  • (You) will never be a woman. (Even though countries are inanimate things which don't possess sex unless you are a retard)

See also

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Mexico is part of a series on
Countries of the Soysphere
Miscellaneous[+]

SoyBooru ♦ Flagging ♦ List of ethnicities ♦ Countrywar

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