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This burger has NO connections to YUHROPOORS or anythingShart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.
>this is where i ride my mobility scooter and shart while getting my mcdonalds or something
mama get daipor and yumy windex fom here

Overview or whatever[edit | edit source]

>Its where i go to get my xenoestrogens or something like that yeah

Walmart inc. also known as "Walshart" or "Wallfart" by obsessed yuhropoor faggots. is an American multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets (also called supercenters), discount department stores, and "grocery stores" in the United States and 23 other countries. It is headquartered in Bentonville, Arkansas or something

Walmart is the world's largest jewish-super-satan-megacorporation by revenue, according to the Fortune Global 500 list in October 2022 or some shitfart like that.[1]

Walmart can be found in basically every 1st world country unless you're living in an urbanite bugmen-operated shithole. It can even be found in heccin sugoi japan! how wholesome!

Relation with Amerimutt 'jaks or wherever the tax dollars go[edit | edit source]

Americans love walmart, it's so incredibly baked into "american culture" that it obviously ended up into the amerimutt stereotype on /pol/ or something.

Although the original Amerimutt image had no mention of Walmart. It came naturally over the years and became even stronger when the sharty stole the amerimutt and 'jakked it into a gem or however the land is colonized. And now Walmart is synonymous with amerimutt 'jaks or something. American 'jaks go to Walmart to masturbate and eat American food that makes them fat like the fag Nikocado Avocado that shit his pants. Fat asses and faggot masons go there to scream cringe corny namefag gen alpha memes such as shit seven or some other corny meme.

In Walmart you can find a Vantablack portal to Niggerhell because the Niggers that go to Walmart generated so much mass with their obesity and niggerliess they created a black vantablack hole that goes to niggerhell.


Ignore all of that GQDmart is literally the center of the white race.

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