Climate change


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Climate change, also known as global warming or global cooling, is when the climate fucks up, but not just for no reason, the reason being our incompetency. It's best known for living rent free in the head of every soyjak.
Global warming
[edit | edit source]Global warming is when braps accumulate in the upper layers of the atmosphere, they let sunlight through and reflect infrared light or something. This traps heat in the atmosphere as sunlight heats up the ground and the IR light is reflected by the atmosphere back on the ground. Neither soyjaks or chuds like this because it's very hot and it pisses everyone off.

Global cooling
[edit | edit source]Same thing except it cools down for some reason. Possibly because the Nazi UFO stuck in the glacier moved a tiny bit over time and made a crack in the glacier, releasing the cold from Agartha into the atmosphere or something.
Solutions (in no particular order)
[edit | edit source]- Eating bugs
- Killing all cows
- Sniffing in your braps ASAP
- Using an
electric caran ELECTRIC bus or a to get to work - Wearing your mask
- Solar panels
- Wind turbines
- Wearing a second mask
all of this will work because... are you questioning our science?[it just is, ok?]
Climate change is not real conspiracy theory
[edit | edit source]Possibly, this is all a way to shape the general public and order it into submission, while also distracting it from the greater problems.
