Pod

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WARNING: Pods are FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER
"will you spend this winter driving me insane"
>you VILL live in ze pod
>OMG I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the 4th industrial revolution!

A Pod, also known as a capsule hotel, pod hotel or housing block is a form of efficient, minimalist, science-driven, environmentally-friendly, carbon neutral single-room housing units that soyjaks love.[1]

The Pod lifestyle, according to conspiracy theorists, is pushed by agents of the 4th industrial revolution, Jews, the Central Intelligence Agency, and Klaus Schwab himself. Urbanists also love to promote this form of living. However, in reality, any decent fucking human being 'pushes' it, chudcel. Speaking of which, chudcels have spread numerous conspiracy theories relating to pods. Saying 'we'll force it onto them' and that 'they're a means of controlling' them. We'd never do that. Meds now. Pods allow everybody to live together (like heccin' wholesome communism), which makes polygyny more efficient, as one can engage in sexual activities with any residents of their Pod complex with ease due to the close proximity of these Pods.[2]

The Pod is an effective tool for the destruction of the bigoted and restrictive nuclear family structure, as children raised in a Pod complex will interact at length with other members of the Pod, so a child can be influenced by all the members of the Pod instead of just the parents, which promotes acceptance of a diversity of viewpoints (except the bad ones).[3]

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