Dr. Soyswedeson
Dr. Soyswedeson is Chief Euthaniser and a Psychiatrist at the Mental Asylum. Dr. Soyswedeson kills patients who have attempted to escape and been captured or who are deemed too dangerous for internment in the Asylum. Dr. Soyswedeson is also Chief Researcher of the Asylum and has been a prolific publisher of original research about such diseases as schizophrenia, borderline personality disorder, and anxiety disorders, as well as his Theory of Soyjak Psychology. Dr. Soyswedeson has written 567 case studies to date, including those on the soy cashier trio, Dr. Soyowad, and many other patients in the Asylum.
Dr. Soyswedeson has been criticized for hard-to-replicate results, evading peer and ethics review, and for overly citing his own work and a few select authors Soyswedeson is obsessed with.
