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Ethnic Swedes are ARYAN
btw, if that matters
100% of Swedish people look like this.
100% of Swedish people look like this.

The Kingdom of Sweden[b] is a country in Scandinavia. It is best known for having hostilities with Norway (evandoe they are more hostile towards danes and denmark) and being neutral with Finland. It also borders Denmark which is a country no one gives a shit about.

Sweden is also the birthplace of Soyjak and Impish Soyak Ears. In addition to Impish Soyak Ears, it has produced Minecraft, PewDiePie, Paradox Interactive, Spotify, IKEA, and Caramelldansen.

History[edit | edit source]

Their history begins with some Viking shit nobody cares about. It has had a conflict with Russia due to fighting over the Finnish land in the Great Northern War, when Finland was conquered from Sweden by Russia. After losing to Russia, Sweden conquered Norway, but Norway declared independence in 1905. During World War II, Sweden was officially neutral but supported Nazi Germany, supplying them with resources and many Swedes joined the SS as volunteers.

Controversies[edit | edit source]

The Swedish twinkjak. This is a forced meme.

According to a recent public opinion poll, the majority of people believe that Sweden is simply made up and is indeed not a real place. Some attribute this anomaly to ongoing international jewish psyops.[2]

Swedish fail (((Norwegian))) propaganda depicting the Swedish army as Gay Women

Sweden has been criticised by the international community for its excessively high coal-per-capita output. In addition, Sweden has rountinely refused calls by bipartisan international organisations to introduce a Nobel Prize for the Soyical Arts, despite the fact that this would greatly liven up the dueling scene and maybe even redeem their shithole.

In popular culture[edit | edit source]

The very first Soyjak was posted by a Swedish citizen. Win.[3]

The soyjak known as Impish Soyjak Ears was traced from a composite face of the average Swedish male, compiled from Swedish census data.[4] This means they physically say that and look like that.

See also[edit | edit source]

List of Swedish Wins[edit | edit source]

  • Soyak
    • Soyjaks in general
      • The 'party
  • Impish Soyak Ears
  • Minecraft
  • PewDiePie
  • IKEA
  • Caramelldansen
    • Other aryanime gems for whatever reason
  • Chiptune
  • Mullvad

Notes

  1. ↑ Also called Swedish Crowns in English
  2. ↑ (Swedish: Konungariket Sverige IPA:[ˈkôːnɵŋaˌriːkɛt ˈsvæ̌rjɛ])

Snopes

  1. ↑ wikipedia:Eric the Victorious
  2. ↑ https://www.debate.org/opinions/is-sweden-real
  3. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861
  4. ↑ confirmed by snopes
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