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Dutchcaca
Dutchcaca (real name Peter) is a keyed retard who doxed himself while attempting to send a pizza to a pedophile in a furfag 'ox thread while paying for 50 euros (presumably since xhe is Dutch) worth of 'za instead of selecting Cash as the payment method.🗝️
Premonition[edit | edit source]
On March 5th 2026, a /raid/ thread went up calling for the dox of a furfag pedophile gooner named BedtimeBuck. The dox was resolved pretty quickly with 90% of info being attained by OP and a /soy/ thread was later created to boost the dox and went on per usual.'Teens began partaking in their favorite passtime, sending 'za.
A specific 'teen (later referred to as Dutchcaca) announced in the thread that he sent 50 euros worth of 'za to the target, however he stated that he paid for it himself, despite being broke. Dutchcaca was apparently retarded enough to not realise that 'teens don't pay for 'za. Other users quickly told him you can pay for free.
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The thread was quickly derailed with other 'teens mocking and gegging at the nusoi with Dutchcaca beginning to sperg out after realizing he gave a pedophile free food and wasted 50 euros.
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As the geggery continued, Dutchcaca then admitted that he included his full name in the form while ordering the 'za, worrying his parents would find out.
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Dutchcaca then attempted to contact the 'za chain, being told the credit card holder (his own mother geg) would need to be contacted. He would return and posted a WhatsApp conversation with his mother yelling at him for spending 50 euros and threatening to kick him out, where he would explain he did it for the bald men with glasses website and to "troll a pedophile".
>now i have to fucking explain what a soyjak is to my mom
>fuck man
>fuck my life
>i hate it
He later joined a voice call with everyone else in the thread where he started panicking and using TTS instead of using his real voice.[1][2]
After sperging out at 'teens making fun of him and calling him a caca, he claimed he would post his ID to prove he was an adult. Others in the thread began joining the VC and told him to join. After staying quiet, Dutchcaca then began speaking using TTS. (video above of the first six minutes of the conversation was made, with the full forty minutes being recorded)
During the VC, Dutchcaca was told that he needed to post his ID or he would be banned. He said in fear of jannies in the thread "I don't want to get banned, this website is my life." When asked why he paid 50 euros from his mother's card to 'za a random furfag, Dutchcaca stated his mom was richer than him because he only got disability benefits.
Later, Dutchcaca would leave the VC due to FPE spam
which caused his mother to get pissed at him.
After some silence, his mother then wrote a message that he posted in the thread.
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<span style="color: #D00; text-decoration: underline;"Good day,
This is the mother of Peter here. What is this? Why are you sending these cartoon images? Why are you telling my son he needs to grab his ID? Are you people not too old for this? What is going on in this place?
I am blocking this site from being accessed on his PC. If he logs on his account here again, tell him that he needs to get a job and that he is not allowed to post here again. This friend group is a bad influence
With kind regards
Anouk JansenDutchcaca would never be heard from again.
The thread would then begin focusing on finding the mysterious Dutch women Anouk Jansen. Some possible candidates were found, but in the end, she was never found.
VC Archive[edit | edit source]
Dutchcaca begins speaking 2 minutes in and is the one using the Text-to-speech.
