Keyed retard

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A keyed retard is someone who is so retarded that they loop around and do unquestionably keyed things purely on accident. In other words, they're retarded but in a based way.

How to become a keyed retard

1. Be a retard.
2. Do something retarded and keyed.
3. You are a keyed retard.

Alternate method

1. Be George W. Bush.
2. You are a keyed retard.

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