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Grey squirrel
Consider burying yours.
Grey squirrels, more correctly referred to as Gay Squirrels are an invasive species native to Canada & the United States that are trying to take over the United Kingdom and Ireland. Ever since they have been introduced to England and Ireland, they have been trying to exterminate the red squirrels.[1] Albeit, britbongs have been trying to help the red squirrels stay by causing TGSD(Total Grey Squirrel Death) by shooting them.🗝️[2] If you are a britbong or irish and you see a grey squirrel, you VILL kill it.
Grey squirrels are known for stealing nuts from normal squirreljaks and destroying them. This commonly happens on winter, when they are actively armed and dangerous against squirrels.
Immigration[edit | edit source]
Ever since grey squirrels immigrated to the UK in 1876, the selfish little fucks have been stealing food, taking over red squirrels' homes and bringing dieases.[>Just like muh heckin’ illegal immigranterinos!][3] One could say they are similar to the immigrants us 'teens have to deal with(even doe this is closer to what the spanish did when they colonized and conquered south america, because they brough diseases with themselves which were one of the factors that led to them easily dismantling the empires that ruled south america before the spaniards arrived[4]
This has brought grey squirrels closer to achieving TRSD (Total Red Squirrel Death).
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4.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_colonization_of_the_Americas
