Canada

>Though maybe you were looking for India?

SAAR! This train collision was caused by Pakistanis Don't redeem any card you see. Shill your crypto scam to make Bharat a superpooper.

Canada smells like Maple Syrup.

>yeah canada is like the 51st mcdonalds or however the tarrifs are 41%

Dominion of Canada
Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy under jeet occupation
Founded	April 17, 1982
Owner	Charles III (king) Mary Simon (governor general) Mark Carney (prime minister)
Homepage	https://www.canada.ca/

Canada, also known as Cacanadia, Kannada is a country in North America. It has 10 provinces states (America copycat.) and has 3 large territories that extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific to the Arctic Oceans. Being the second-largest country by total area and the largest coastline. Oy vey. But it only has still 42 million people living in it. (canadacuck clitties can barely breed, geg) Also, the capital of Canada is Ottawa, and the largest cities of the Cucknada are Toronto, (probably because of the 'jeets.) Montréal, and Vancoushitskin. (Vancouver.) Donald Trump has referred to Canada as "snow Mexico".

Canadians, also known as Cacanadians used to be notable on the 'cuck as a boogeyman of sorts to oldtroons on boards like /pol/ and /sp/ because of their tendencies to derail threads (doe people played into it because they wanted to spam their ebin day of the rake images), but this largely has faded in recent years as well as the worship of the country on commiepedotroon sites like reddit because of things like the Canadian Indian Residential Schools becoming more widely known thus breaking the image of a forward-thinking nation on the verge of the Fourth Industrial Revolution. This has caused most people to feel neutral about Canadians and they have a relatively minor presence in 'jakking, mostly being included in large sets of countrywar edits. There have been attempts in the past to make a distinct Canadamutt, as pictured on the right, with a more Asian appearance, some even predating modern jakking but none have really caught on. In terms of conflict relating to countrywars they are often seen as mildly antagonistic towards mutts but harbouring extreme animosity towards France and Hindu nationalists in India (Even doe nobody cares about frogs anymore bc we all hate jeets or something).

Gay fake flag of Canada made up by (((Americans)))

>This niggerstone is obsessed aboot me, Phillip, Should I fart on him to mark my canadian supremacy?

A good way to spot leafs on non-flag enabled boards is if they're using a weird mix of Commonwealth and American English.

History

Canada was founded like 160 years ago or something by the British and some French settlers that the British btfo'd. By this time the United States had already seceded and Canada was formed of what remained of British holdings in North America. A lot of cucknadians LARP about burning down the White House in the war of 1812 even though Canada did not exist at the time and so was just completely British soldiers.

Now Canada is led by a Jewish political party called the Liberal Party and a person named Justin Trudeau (not anymore geg) who worships pajeets and kikes. After he resigned he was replaced by a banker in his previous cabinet named Mark Carney who supports importing millions of pajeets and other shitskins. They also spend all their time seething about Donald Trump.

The provinces and the territories.

The states of Canada aren't just like you Amerimutts think like. The area is large as oy, But canadamutts decided to make only 11 states and 3 territories. Anyways, the states are Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Manitoba, British Columbia, Prince Edward Island, Saskatchewan,[Marge...] Alberta, Newfoundland, and Labrador. And the territories are Northwest Territories, Yukon, Nunavut.

Provinces

• Alberta - Wannabe Americans that act like stereotypical Texas rednecks
• Quebec - 4th world French goblins who steal sheckles from the rest of Canada to feed to cows and terrorists, contrary to popular belief Quebec does NOT have pajeets unlike the rest of Canada but more Senegalese/Haitian niggers, home of Montreal (the niggerest city in Canada), Quebec City (the capital obviously), Laval (boring suburb that's the 3rd largest in this province for some reason)
• Ontario - The most populous province of Canada and the only one normies care about, home of Toronto (obvious), Ottawa (the capital of the country no one cares about), Windsor (suburb of Detroit) etc.
• Manitoba - Home of Winnipeg, a city that's hot for some reason (especially confusing considering it's in Canada) and has crime. That's about it
• Saskatchewan - Farmers who can't drive, home of Saskatoon which is another boring city filled with crime
• Prince Edward Island - Canadas smallest province, no one really knows why it exists but it has potatos or something
• New Brunswick - Shittier version of Maine or something, most likely the whitest part of the Americas
• British Colombia - The province filled with chinks that's famous for tech, home of Vancouver (obvious), Surrey (pajeet thug city), Victoria (boring capital)
• Nusoisluttaland and Labrador - The weird province in the corner of Quebec, no one really cares about it
• Nova Scotia - Anothing boring tiny province next to Quebec, home of Halifax which is famous for something...

Territories

• Nunavut - The northernmost territory, has about the same land area of Mexico yet only about 10 people live there
• Yukon - Gold, or however the chocolate coins are or something
• Northwest Territories - Like Nunavut except even less famous
• Finland - real territory of Canada or something

The Gem side.

The Gem sides of Canada are probably the top one, the nature. Your amerimutt ass knows that Canada has the second-largest coastline and the second-biggest total area, and this comes with a lot of nature. And since there isn't so much degeneracy in Canada, the nature is still in good condition. Also, you can make fun of the 'jeets and the trannies in Canada, and probably, (for amerimutts.) if you take a trip in Canada, the prices would be cheap for you. (also, visit french canada to get away from 'jeets.) <--- and get mugged and raped by subhuman Quebec "people"

The Shitskin side.

Canada is a Liberal kikeish country, so this is the first con. Second of all, Canadians are actually Americans dressed as a snownigger. There isn't actually a real culture. Also, It's hard to find a real, aryan Canadian in the streets of Canada, since the 'jeet invasion. Let me give you an example.

USA:

>let me order some door dash

>niggerjuan bringing my food in 1488 minutes

Canada:

<pal i'm hungry i wanna eat

<rasheed bringing my food in 5 minutes

Yes, there isn't real canadians. Also, there is lots of tranny, Jewish, multiculturalist politicians in all Canada. So, to stop this, do this:

COPE. MURDER. MASSACRE.

Canadian Namefags

How OP looks writing this:

For a list of all the namefags, check out namefags

Lee Goldson - Most famous Canadian namefag, /qa/ oldfag that hates mlp.

Ascence - a booru namefag from Quebec who has self-inserted into namefag sections several times.

King Caesar - FPE loving Indian and Joel boogeyman that he made up in his head.

Canadian - Obsessed Shlog oldCHAD.

Watt - crazy.

Greg - Died for his country award

Somemuslimcordjeetniggerkikeliberalniggerniggerindiapakiniggerfaggot - India Canada superpower 3020

Soot - They're lying he's Canadian don't listen to them.

Meru The Succubus - pepperskin nigger who goes to many boards on many imageboards to dox people and suck their dicks at the same time o algo asi

/leaf/

The /leaf/ board was a board created to contain Canadians for being too Aryan. It was created as a rule during the Direct Democracy Week

Only Canadian IPs are allowed to post on the board, however Amerimutts have tried to invade from time to time.

Ze end.

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