Canada

>Though maybe you were looking for India or Niggerhell?

SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper ya kuch aurr.

THESE SUPERCUCKS ARE HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOTS!These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

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Trannies LOVE Canada btw, if that matters

>Canadian here, I am fucking OBSESSED with brownGODS and killing seals

Canada smells like Maple Syrup.

>yeah canada is like the 51st mcdonalds or however the tarrifs are 41%

>Canada es cagada

caillou

Canada, also known as Cacanadia, Canadia, Cucknada, Canindia, KKKanada, Cancuckistan and Kannada (soon to be states 51 through 60) is a post-national economic zone in North America sitting just above the United States. It has 10 provinces and 3 large territories that stretch from the Atlantic to the Pacific to the Arctic Oceans. Being the second-largest country by total area with the longest coastline, it still only has about 42 million people living in it. Roughly 40% of those aren't Canadian, and it's unclear how many of the Whites are actually real Canadians instead of the usual Erasmus-spirited Eurogrants.

The capital is Ottawa. The biggest cities are Toronto, Montréal and Vancouver. Donald Trump has called Canada "snow Mexico".

Canadians, also known as Cacanadians, used to be notable on the 'cuck as the go-to boogeymen for oldtroons on boards like /pol/ and /sp/. They had a habit of derailing threads (though people played into it just so they could spam their ebin day of the rake images). That largely faded in recent years, same as the worship of the country on commiepedotroon sites like reddit. The Canadian Indian Residential Schools becoming more widely known helped break the image of a forward-thinking nation on the verge of the Fourth Industrial Revolution. Most people feel pretty neutral about Canadians now, so they only show up in large countrywar edit sets. There have been attempts to make a distinct Canadamutt (pictured on the right) with a more Asian look, some even predating modern jakking, but none of them really stuck. In countrywars they come off as mildly antagonistic toward mutts but full of extreme animosity toward France and Hindu nationalists in India.

Gay fake flag of Canada made up by (((Americans)))

>This niggerstone is obsessed aboot me, Phillip, Should I fart on him to mark my canadian supremacy?

A good way to spot leaves on non-flag boards is the weird mix of Commonwealth and American English (e.g. "colourize").

History

Canada was founded around 160 years ago or something by the British and some French settlers the British btfo'd. By that point the Jewnited Soy/nate/s 'O WeimeriKKKa had already seceded, so Canada was put together from whatever British holdings were left in North America. A lot of cucknadians still LARP about burning down the White House in the war of 1812 even though Canada did not exist yet and it was just British soldiers.

These days Canada is run by a Jew political party called the Liberal Party and a person named Justin Trudeau (not anymore geg) who worships pajeets and kikes. After he resigned he got replaced by a central bankster named Mark Carney who also supports importing millions of pajeets and other shitskins. If you ever see Canadians complain about niggration it's usually "because it's not diverse" since most of it comes from Punjab, or they frame it as a social democrat problem about housing or hockey sticks. They spend the rest of their time sneeding about Donald Trump and pretending to be nationalists (as if they weren't burning churches and wanting Canada to be disintegrated forever because some redskins got sent to school for the first time in their history ou quelque chose du genre, and are only pretending to be patriotic because of tariffs and Trump).

The provinces and the territories

The provinces of Canada aren't just small states like you Amerimutts think. The place is huge, but canadamutts only made 10 provinces and 3 territories. The provinces are British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan^[Marge...], Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and Newfoundland & Labrador. The territories are Northwest Territories, Yukon and Nunavut.

Provinces

• Indian Colombia – Province full of chinks and jeets. Famous for tech. Home of Vancouver, Surrey, Victoria, Richmond. Worst province by a mile since it's the most atheist and possibly the most liberal on average.
• Analberta – Retarded annoying wannabe Americans who act like a liberal Canadian's armchair idea of a Jew York White yank's armchair idea of stereotypical Texas rednecks. According to the rest of Canada it would be bluer than California if it was part of 'merica. It's like Conservapedo if Canadians made it. They're having a sneedparatist nophono movement that might have a referendum this year to prepare for ANOTHER vote on whether to ACKshuallie separate or not which like, Heil Scoob, less than 20% the population supports aaaaand it failed GEG. Complete waste of taxpayer money if you ask me. Will never say a word about muh baste trad jeets (their rape rates are lower than Pakis so you CAN'T complain about them you commienazichud).
• Saskatchewan – Farmers who can't drive. Home of Saskatroon, another boring city full of crime.
• Fentnitoba – Home of Winnipeg, a city that's hot for some reason (especially confusing since it's in Canada) and has crime and drug addiction. That's about it.
• Ontaryid – Most populous province and the only one normies care about. 56 to 60% of the kikes live here. Home of Toronto, Ottawa, Windsor (suburb of Détroit) etc. Has Brampton (aka Brapton) and is best known for being basically the slums of Punjab.
• Qaybec – Minus first world Frenchies who steal shekels from the rest of Canada to feed to cows and terrorists. Aryan behavior btw.
• New Bumswick – Shittier version of Maine or something. Somehow the whitest part of North America.
• Nova Scotia – Another boring tiny province that got stuffed with Indians. Home of Halifax which is famous for something...
• Prince Andrew Island – Canada's smallest province. No one really knows why it exists but it looks like a rice grain and has potatoes or something.
• Nuswasluttaland und Doggoname – The weird province in the corner of Quebec. No one really cares about it. Probably the most nophono province of Canada. Used to be ruled directly as a British colony as a Dominion until it got passed to Canada in 1949. Now half the province is on EI or whatever.

Doesn't matter though because these will SQQN become states 51 through 60 or something so they can get culturally enriched with even more niggers (and the jeets can flow downward lol).

Territories

• Jewkon – Gold, or however the chocolate coins taste or something.
• Northwest Territories – Like Nunavut except even less famous, snca.
• Nunavvt – Northernmost territory. Very cold nvggerhell about the same land area as Mexico yet only eskimos snowniggers and about 10 other people live there.

Note that unlike US territories, the Canadian ones are considered full integral parts of the country rather than colonies.

Political Parties

ACKshuallie, Canada has federal parties, provincial parties, territorial parties (only in Yukon, the other two territories have nonpartisan elections) and even some local political party systems. Here we, yes WE are going to focus only on the federal ones.

Fred Phelps weighs in on the subject

Coal Parties/Coalties <--- I say zis

• Liberal Party of Canada – The centrist party by Canadian standards, believe it or not. Was actually a centrist party until 2013 when Justin Twinkdeau moved the party to the left after the blowout they received from the New Democrats in the 2011 election. Ever since the liberals won the election in 2015, they have currently been in power for 11 years and counting. Under current party leader Mark Carney, the party has moved slightly to the right, but is still mostly the same as Twinkdeau's policies. They also flooded the country with indians. Their main voter base is foids, boomers, University students, Muslims, Indians, niggers, chinks, and upper income people.
• New Democratic Party – the NDP is more left wing than the liberals, but because of that, they get far fewer seats and have a more "unfiltered" approach which in reality just means they will only attract people that use social media. Despite trying to portray themselves as being different than the liberals, they agree on them with about 90 percent of issues and will fall in line with the Liberals when told to, making their vote and ideals totally meaningless. The party used to be pretty popular under party leader Jack Layton, but when he died of cancer in 2011, the party tanked in popularity over time which eventually lead to the recent 2025 election in which they only won 7 seats in Parliament, a seat count so low that the official government does not legally recognize them. Their main voter base is foids, zoomers, high school graduates, immigrants, atheists, Buddhists, Vietnamese, indigenous, and lower income people.
• Green "party" of Canada – The party with the same leader for 1 thrembdred years, and only 1 seat which is projected to lose next election. Only got more votes than the PPC for one election. Their voters got clitty leakage over not being able to participate in future debates due to not having enough seats. Their main voter base is foids, zoomers, University students, atheists, Buddhists, indigenous, Arabs, niggers, and lower income people.
• Le Bloc Quebecois – Annoying French leftists who have a larpy idea of wanting to separate Quebec even though they would just get less money from the other provinces and fill the place with niggrants of their own. Their French brains can't handle economics. But hey, Canada used to be just a British dependency, so Quebecers can sustain themselves the same way Canadians currently do by making another post-national state. The one good thing that can be said about this party is that it takes away multiple seats that would have otherwise gone to the liberals which is why people like Bernier support the separatist movement himself. Their main voter base is men, middle age people, high school graduates, catholics, aryans, and middle income people.
• Conservative Party of Canada – The second biggest party in Canada. Unlike the Tories of other Commonwealth countries, the CPC under the leadership of Poilievre made the party more right-wing and libertarian <-- lol in what fucking universe. Known for somehow blowing the easiest victory and a 22 point lead in the most recent election to the fucking trudeau era liberals GEEEEG. Their main voter base is men, boomers, high school graduates, Protestants, Jews, aryans, indigenous, chinks, and middle income people.
• People's Party of Canada – Le baste far right Judeo-Christian-Greco-Roman-Faggot-Maggot party that will save ze west, which in Canadian terms is to say they're conservative. Because they're Canadian they're not even allowed to have real braniggerim because they're too extreme ya KKKvcHH avr. Their main voter base is men, zoomers, college graduates, atheists, protestants, indigenous, aryans, and higher income people.
• Lolbertarian Party of Canada – Just like the libertarian party of America. They are also useless here in Canada, but they're at least more open about being leftists rather than in America where they pretend to appeal to conservatives and republicans.
• Rhinoceros Party of Canada – Not a party anymore, but used to be a satire party with dumb policies which was fitting for Canada because it's not a serious country. Can't wait for when we get amerimutt Binface so Canadians can copy it and make a new satire party over it!!
• Christian Heritage Party – Promotes Judeo-Yankvangelical lack of values and is STRONGLY anti-abortion which makes the majority of cucknadians (including Poilievre) cope and seethe. They would never ACKshuallie ban abortion and are only there to convince the goyim there's such a thing as a democratic alternative. They wouldn't win anyway in Canada where abortion is the people's god. Remember abortion is murder but don't actually want those servants of Satan dead.

Gemmy Parties

• National Unity Party of Canada – Le based Chud Nazi party that died after WW2 started. It is NOT still secretly active, and you will NOT investigate this matter further, okay?!?!
• The Soyjak Party

The Gem Side

The gem side of Canada is mostly the nature. Your amerimutt ass already knows Canada has the second-longest coastline and the second-biggest total area, and that comes with a lot of nature. And since there isn't so much degeneracy in Canada, the nature is still in good condition. They also ban lolicon and shota.^🗝️ You can make fun of the 'jeets and the trannies in Canada by sending them BBCs from your room in Florida if you can even stomach using Bluesky or any niggration portal without getting banned for any word you say. Probably. (for amerimutts.)

Canada is also best known for creating the following gems:

• Arthur
• Basketball (no seriously Canadians invented niggerball)
• Hockey
• Java
• Maple Syrup
• Montreal smoked meat (its yummy)
• PopCap Vancouver✝
  • Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare
  • Plants vs. Zombies: GW2
• Poutine
• ReBoot
• Rocket Monkeys
• Trevor Philips

The Shitskin side

Canada is a Liberal kikeish country, meaning there are a shitload of faggots and trannies, and you can't have your scary black automatic assault death rifle. That's the first con. Second, Canadians have been having an identity crisis ever since their globalist rebranding. Their identity, if you can even call it that, is just "We're not Amerimutts". Now only if they actually opposed Amerimuttim and became Angloid Prussia ya kuchh aur. Their healthcare is so shit they just kill people through literal year long wait times or """assisted""" suicide programs. Canada also created Celeste, an extremely brimstone antimatter troonslop gayme, because Canada is governed by the Cult of ACK. It's hard to find a real Canadian in the streets of Canada because of the 'jeet invasion. Here's an example:

USA:

>let me order some door dash or something

>niggerjuan bringing my food in 1488 minutes

Canada:

<pal i'm hungry i wanna eat

<rajeev bringing my food in 5 minutes

<mmmm yummy

Yes, there aren't any real Canadians. There are also lots of tranny, Jewish, multiculturalist politicians all over Canada. So to stop this, do this: MAUL. MURDER. MASSACRE THOSE KIKES.

Notable Canadians

Some of these people weren't born in Canada, but live there.

Lee Goldson defending the honour of Canadians.

• Lee Goldson – Most famous Canadian namefag, /qa/ oldfag that hates My Little Pony and Barney, lover of cheese
• Keffals – Tranny streamer that buckbroke Kiwi Farms for a month or something
• Drake – 6oated mu6ixian, 9igger, 6harty 6emerald and 6od (fuck k9ot)
• Mutahar – Sharty aware Indian streamer, seethed about Xitter pajeet memes
• Pizzacake – extremely funny redditor comic artist and pornographer
• Greg –
  Died for his country award

  
• Imperator – 'ru editor, probably a troon or whatever
• PPP – Traced from a Canadian podcaster named Ashton Joel Parks
• Templar Martin – Autistic Catholic-Monarchist

And most importantly:

• >>(You)

For more Canadians, check any namefag or 'ox pages on here

/leaf/

The /leaf/ board was created to contain Canadians because they were shiddin n poopin, and they got prohibited from posting outside of the board. The board and the rule were made during the Direct Democracy Week.

Only Canadian IPs are allowed to post on the board, however Amerimuttim have tried to invade from time to time.

Notes

Canada is part of a series on

Countries of the Soysphere

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(Africa ♦ Asia ♦ Europe)

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(Eastern Europe ♦ Southeast Asia)

Country Leaders[+]

Adolf Hitler ♦ Barack Obama ♦ Benito Mussolini ♦ Donald Trump ♦ George Bush ♦ Joe Biden ♦ Nayib Bukele

Countrywars[+]

Azeri-Armenian War ♦ Crusades ♦ Cubo-Mexican War ♦ Greco-Turkish War ♦ Hispano-Moroccan War ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Italo-Brazilian War ♦ Mexican-American War ♦ War on Iceland

Miscellaneous[+]

SoyBooru ♦ Flagging ♦ List of ethnicities ♦ Countrywar