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Gymrat
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>Though maybe you were looking for Exercise?
| Gymrats are massive Retards! These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |

Gymrat is the result of fallen in a deep depression either because your girlfriend broke up with you and you think that exercising and increasing your muscle rate is going to solve everything, or because your autistic mindset makes you think that life doesn't have a meaning that is sad pathetic and boring, then you hit gym, another factor that can contribute is that you wanna post your biceps and progress most people would not give a shit you wanna feel powerful and posting on shitty social medias mainly Instagram.
The average gymrat is a walking midlife or mainly teenlife crisis in stringer tanks and gymshark shorts, pretending that grinding out reps will somehow fix himself.
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- They will randomly tell you that you need to "lose weight bro" even if you have almost zero fat on your belly and look perfectly normal. In their mind most guys are disgusting fat ferals.
- Many of themâmainly teenagersâpost on their social media, reaching the point where they upload 100 videos of them grunting and screaming while lifting, filming every single rep from the same three shitty angles like it's the most important event in human history. Peak NPC behavior â same gym lighting, same "no pain no gain" or "rise and grind" caption, same trash motivational music.
- Many of them inspired to be John Cena or Hulk Logan (RIP) but as they don't realized, the result of their high muscle rating is due to steroids.
- They're very often on steroids themselves (usually tren+test+insulin) which ruins them even more, causing them to bald, wear glasses, and have low natural testosterone, and the worst - having an Erectile Dysfunction.
- They would often cry when they miss one single day of training and start self guilt.
- They ego-lift with the most horrendous technique ever and thrembillion plates, causing them to get injured. Usually on bench press.
- Will spend 1000 minutes flexing in the mirror after every set, taking 50 selfies from the exact same angle.