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NPC

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The original image the 'jak version was based on[1]

NPCs, otherwise known as non-player characters, are all the people in your daily life that you suspect of not being sentient. This can be detected by observing characteristics such as them believing in things like Science, repeating the same lines when talked to, and having no eye reflection like that guy in "The Thing" (kino movie btw).

What to do when confronting an NPC[edit | edit source]

NPC's have a predilection to accept anything the media tells them to while denying anything else. When dealing with them in daily life, (You) can quickly get what you want out of them by agreeing with whatever mass produced dialogue they said along with adding something made up while saying it was from a WW2 documentary. This can get you many favor points with certain NPC classes.

When a nearby NPC becomes hostile, it can be solved in a couple simple ways. The easiest step can be done if anything you do in public aggravates them, simply ignore them (especially if xey're a woman). If the NPC is seething, they might be prompted to engage in a battle scenario. A good tip when dealing with them is to always carry a firearm and a pair of cool hacker-sunglasses as to see whomever in your vicinity is one of them.

Truth[edit | edit source]

"NPC" is another dusty politicuck meme used by 4trannies, Predditors, and Xittertroons, to show off their zero empathy awards. So-called NPCs are just normal people, who lead normal lives without being bothered by some obsessed shitskin politics. They do support trannies and faggots albeit. They didn't support that until very recently. More often than not, people who post the NPC meme are political extremists, who want to scare others into adopting their retarded extremist political beliefs.

Most people who unironically believe that NPCs exist probably watch too many Hollywood movies, which portray everyone that is not one of The Good Guys™ getting killed or harmed in some way, and think reality itself works that way.

they are everywhere[edit | edit source]

There is no place on Earth where you will not meet them, because they are literally everywhere. They are the overwhelming majority, they support the current thing, it is easy to instill in them someone else's opinion. Usually they are not evil, they just live their ordinary lives and don't think about anything beyond their reach. They often break up in relationships, perhaps the reason is that they are too boring and there is simply nothing to talk about with them. The truth is that it is quite difficult to find a person among them who is not an NPC, and if you start communicating with NPCs, then with some probability, over time, you will become one of them. They are the main reason why nothing ever happens because they vote for those who satisfy their very basic needs for life. If you find a player among the NPCs, then you are lucky, as the chance of this is very low. If you have begun to understand that you are an NPC, then this is the beginning of your path to becoming unique, but In a rush to become one, don't become a furry, trans and any of those (the chance of this happening is reduced if the player doesn't actively use Twitter (X) and Discord.

See also[edit | edit source]

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