Index

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Him

Index (Index ## Supreme Fail) is a totally real admin from Timeline Ϫ, as swinny's equivalent to Admin 6.[1] Çoot has claimed he will rape him this year.

Backstory

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Summary of Index's terroristic actions against the swinny

Xe used to be a SwinnyGOD before a gapealien spilled a bottle on xim, which ended up in xis mental decline and eventually xim joining the dark side.[2]

April 1, 2026 event

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On April 1, 2026, Index returned and gained control of the Swinny. All users were required to "HEIL INDEX". Those who did not were banished under the Index New World Order. Xe was seen posting tranime pictures and being the most vantablack niggerstone from the deepest pits of niggerhell. Index stole the servers from Carl, until Carl sent an email saying that he flew back to Canada after redeeming the card saar, and now it seems like xe gave up.

Xis methods of killing the Swinny

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Although it is said that xe has complete control over the Swinny, this is fake as xe would've JSID. Xe is using different methods to kill the Swinny, and these are the ones we know of.

Tranimeposting

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Since it is known that most swedishwin.com users are anti-anime, Index takes advantage of this by Tranimeposting, more specifically Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden, also known as the Sude girl. which will infect all Swinny users with AIDS and eventually kill all of them.

Deport

Every

Swinny

User

/b/ Random is most likely the place where Index practices killing Swinny users and where xe plans new methods we don't know of. It is said that rulebreaking Swedes get sent to this board as an alternative to Niggerhell. Currently if you visit this board you will be met with a text that tells you that Index is our saviour[3].

Failed to resize image incident

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>Failed to resize image.

Failed to resize image! Details: gm convert: cHRM: invalid chromaticities (/tmp/phpBt2KfL) was an incident that happened on the Swinny the 11th of May of 2026. It was found by a Swede who made a thread about it, but the thread got suspiciously derailed. The OP said that someone (Most likely Index) posted the same 'jak in the picrel but with a dark face while the image was still MPA. It's been theorized that the error happens because of an unknown color that is present in the image, which most likely means that Index manipulated the persons image making it a biblically accurate 'jak, which would kill any person who sees it instantly. This luckily failed due to the website not allowing the image to be posted.

Pro-Index movement

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There have lately been a lot of "people" on the Swinny claiming to be Index supporters and saying that all Index slander is fake. These people often think of tranime as being a gemerald and they deny everything said when someone calls them a pedophile [Reminds you of a certain website, doesn't it?]. Most Indexists will make fake claims against Çoot, saying that he is a pedophile because of some retarded argument not even they understand. It is hoped that the ÇDF will soon kill all of them.🗝️

What xe likes

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What xe dislikes

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  • India
    • Carl XVI Gustaf (the only reason why xe hates india)
  • Swedes
  • Western cartoons

Snopes