Çoot

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This article is a hoaxThe subject of this article is about as real as the average splinter is alive.
Take everything below with a grain of soy.

'Çoot (Pronounced the same as Soot) is a REAL admin who WAS considered the Anti-Index. He originated from Intculture.party as he is Brapzilian.[1]

Story

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How he looked like.

Çoot was a tradcath brapzilian /int/een who self inserted as Cirno on all of his threads. because of this, many Soyteens believed he was an obese pedophile pro-Index shitskin, but after the Çord (Çootcord) leaks, this was proven FAKE. YOU VVILL NOT INVESTIGATE THE ÇORD LEAKS ANY FURTHER. Xe has killed and raped Quote and Mustard while they were sleeping becoming the new Sharty owner (And also the Inty although it's SNCA) and he was planning to kill Index this year. He also wanted to kill Coalfarmer for some reason ALTHOUGH this hasn't been fully confirmed[2].

Çootist Defense Force

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The Çootist Defense Force also known as ÇDF was a group of anonymous Çootists who partake in cultist (or more like Çootist, get it?) activities relating to Çoot, his leader. They were known to kill anybody they don't like and sucking Çoots co

(OP WAS EXCECUTED BY THE ÇOOTIST DEFENSE FORCE FOR MAKING THIS POST)

Death

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On the 21st of May of 2026 Çoot was found dead on an alley. This was confirmed to be a suicide, he also had 20 gunshot wounds on the back of his head but that doesn't matter.[3]

Çootists were supposed to gather and pray for Çoots soul at 9 PM on the same day, but the retard who organized it didn't say where it was going to happen.

Facts about Çoot:

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(ALL HEIL ÇOOT)