Israel (Israeli perspective)

Israel (Israeli perspective) is currently a work in progress page!

You will NOT edit parts of this page until they are properly finished.

Mazel tov! Israel is Kosher!

The content of this page has been fact-checked by real Israeli patriots.

This article sounds like (((ChatGPT))) In conclusion—You should rewrite this page to sound less like AI.

>Currently this page is still being created, so please don't edit it until its finished. It's also a joke article, editing to correct information would ruin it. Thank you

Israel, also known as Canaan, the Land of Israel, the Holy Land, Palestine or the current State of Israel, is a historic region in the Levant where jews came from, and the main location of several Jewish and Christian sacred texts, as well as the land where Jesus of Nazareth was born and was crucified. The land was named Peleset by the Egyptians, Romans later called it Syria Palaestina and Judea, later it was part of the Umayyad Caliphate as the province of "Falastine" (Translated from Roman to Arab), then part of the Ottoman Empire as "Greater Syria", part of the British Empire during the British Mandate of Palestine and later became the Independent State of Israel by David Ben Gurion's declaration of Independence. It's worth noting that despite being called different names by other groups and empires that habitated the Holy Land, it was consistently known as "Eretz Israel", or "The Land of the Twelve tribes of Israel". Its capital is Jerusalem (de facto) altough its most famous city and recognized capital (de jure) by most countries is Tel-Aviv Yafo.

History (WARNING: BORING)

WARNING: WORDSWORDSWORDS This page or section is a wall of text!
(You) VVILL add images and make the text less dense.

Moses led the slaves of Egypts to the land of Israel to fulfill God's covenant with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, to free the chosen people and establish a great nation, as stated in Exodus and proven by archeological research despite (((Atheists))) claiming otherwise. When Moses came to Israel, he abandoned the Israelites, and for some fucking reason they started worshipping a Golden Calf, which made God angry to the point he send a plague to them, Moses also told Levites to kill the 3000 Israelites responsible and broke the tablets of the Ten Commandments, thus breaking the Old Covenant. God forgave the Israelites after Moses pleaded. God also revealed his name to Moses (I AM). Many pagan tribes were defeated and destroyed after the Israelites fully conquered the Land of Israel and for long time, the jews lived there, and wrote the Torah and the Tanakh, altough they were far from being sinless. Later Jesus came to the world, got crucified and blablabla NO ONE CARES ABOUT RELIGIOUS STUFF ABOUT ISRAEL, ROMANS HAS AN ENTIRE CHAPTER ABOUT THE LAND OF ISRAEL, about if jews are forgiven or not or if the Land still is the chosen land of the jews.

Anyways back to actual history. The exodus happened and the israelites who inhabited the land of Israel later became the jews, they lived for hundreds of years in different periods until the Romans suppressed the revolts in Judea and kicked the jews out of Israel, beggining thus the long history of jews migrating around the world. It started with migrations across the Middle East (Yes, the Middle East was jewish before Islam) until some retarded arab sandnigger claimed to be the final prophet of God (Muhammad) and made up an entire religion to justify rape, 'p, terrorism, genocide and BBC porn.

Thus the Islamic conquest began, and jews moved to Europe, where they lived, altough (due to questionable behavior) they were severely targeted, due to either actual retarded practises, or false accusations which were common due to the lack of information during that time (which could have been done without the intention of lying). Some countries treated jews better than others like for example, the Kingdom of Netherlands and the British Empire. During the period where jews already had either been expelled, murdered or turned into slaves, Muslims and arabs inhabited the land, until the Crusades began and the Catholic church controlled Jerusalem until it fell again to Muslim invaders, only to then stop the crusades. Later Turks conquered the land until 1917, when the British occupied Palestine alongside jewish soldiers, in order to establish a temporary mandate that would lead to the inevitable reunification and restoration of Israel as an independent State. This was because during the 19th century, certain jewish thinkers like Theodor Herzl, Siegmund Freud (yes, the one who fucks your mom) and Ze'ev Jabotisnky were interested on the establishment of a jewish state in Palestine. This led to the creation of Zionism, a philosophy that argues that jews deserve an independent state in the Holy Land. Yes that's right, its not anything more profound than that, in fact YOU might be a zionist without noticing, even if you support a 2 state solution. Zionism had many variants, but the most important were and are:

• Labour Zionism: Zionism + Marxism, basically niggerhell, it was popular among the 20th century because many jews were (sadly) bolsheviks, marxists and social-democrats due to their perception of Capitalism oppressing them (despite literally being richer under it just like every single group did). This variant argues that Zionism must respect the integrity of the inhabitants that already are in Israel (arabs) and that Zionism should be a heckin' wholesome socialist multicultural project in which faggots, jews arabs live together under a government that preaches equality, civil rights, and equity, even though it excluded the full communism part of Marxism, and core elements of it due to being against Jewish Law.

• Revisionist Zionism: Ze'ev Jabotisnky was the founding father of this ideology. Ze'ev was a Ukrainian jew who was strongly pro capitalism, admired Mussolini and Hitler in leadership aspects (EXCEPT THE HECKIN' HOLLY) and argued that a socialist jewish state would fall itself appart due to the lack of vision for a homogenous, merit based, military strong society. After the 6-day war and the 1973 Yom-Kippur war, the country shifted further right to adopt Revisionist Zionism, to the point that today Israel has the highest right wing vote share in a Parliament in the Free World. Menachem Begin was the first Revisionist Zionist president, and he deregulated the economy, privatised many public companies, reduced spending, and further invested in a strong military in order to fight the PLO.

After the 1967 Invasion of the Arab League against Israel failed massively, an egyptian terrorist known as Yasser Arafaat, founded the PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization) and in its charter declared an arab state of Palestine, stating it was only done to kick the jews from the river to the sea and reestablish a caliphate. However, the UN and the commie politicians sympathized with him and recognized "Palestine" as an arab state (while Palestine previously was referred to a jewish region in the Levant). This led to multiple terror attacks against Israel, but it "ended" in 1995 when Yitzhak Rabin, a retarded commie troon who was the PM of Israel, signed a deal that would separate Israel into two states (basically gifted a country to terrorist sandniggers award): Israel and Palestine. However, during that period, only Judea and Samaria were given to Palestine under Area A & B, (Area C is under Israeli control), while Hazza (also known by shitlibs by Gaza) was under Israeli administration until 2005, where the IDF expelled it's own jews from Gaza and allowed the control of Gaza to Palestine. However, there were elections in 2006, and the party led by Hamas won, and since there, Gaza is under Hamas control, not the Palestinian Authority.