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(((jewish.win))), also known as the "Jwinny," is a newly created splinter that was shilled by an anonymous goy on the Swinny in October 12, 2026. It is powered by jschan and currently has only 2 jannies.[1]

As of right now, the Jwinny is a glorified bunker site, only seeing activity when the Swinny is down, with their most active thread (ammasing 600+ posts) being the "Swinny Bunker General".[2]

A literal who from the Sharty tried to start a raid on this website but the thread got deleted and he got banned. ,[3] likely due to the jannies seeing it as a shill attempt.[which was probably true]

Boards

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Board Subtitle
/bk/ - Bunker Bunker Threads
/goy/ - Goyspeak Shitposting
/q/ - Meta Site meta
/raid/ - raid raid
/schizo/ - Schizo Tech and Schizobabble
/synagogue/ - Synagogue Online synagogue
/torah/ - Torah Serious Board
/wall/ - western wall atone[Marge...]

Deleted boards

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Board Subtitle
/hebrew/ - Hebrew ?

Rules

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The rules of the website, obviously, are similar to the ones used on the Swinny,[4] even featuring a coal list.[5]

  1. NO ILLEGAL CONTENT
    Posting illegal content or threatening illegal activities according to US law is banned. Examples of this are child pornography, animal abuse content.
    Moderators must enact deletion and a permanent ban for these offenses.
  2. NO DEGENERACY
    Gratuitous material of an explicitly graphic or obscene nature is strictly forbidden. This includes, but is not limited to pornography, suggestive or erotic imagery, the promotion of paraphilias, graphic violence, physical mutilation, and depictions of fatalities.
  3. NO PROHIBITED CONTENT
    Serious, explicit, and determined attempts to entice, tempt, or entrap users into malice against themselves or the site is forbidden. A variety of topics have been historically used as vehicles for covert attack. Gratuitous reference to such topics will be punished at moderator discretion.
    For more information, visit the Coal List.
  4. NO EXCESSIVE SPAM
    Whether spam is "excessive" will be decided by moderator discretion, and is punishable by deletion and a ban of up to 1 day. Spam that is deemed part of a raid, catalog wipe or shilling attempt will be punished by deletion and a ban of up to 1 month.
    Do not resurface a variety of inactive threads (necrobump) en masse.
  5. NO ABUSE OF FEATURES
    • Do not make false reports.
    • Do not bypass post filters.
  6. NO NAMEFAGGING
    Namefagging, avatarfagging, or signing your posts is not allowed.
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Notes

  1. ↑ As of the 22nd of October, 2026

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