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Lee Goldson is a Psyop

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Lee Goldson is a Psyop smell like cheese ~ idecalftm
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Lee Goldson is a Psyop is a conspiracy theory that posits Lee Goldson wasn't a naturally-occurring gegbull, but rather, planted by the soy elite in order to turn soyteens into bronies.

The premise of this theory is that the soy elites planted Lee Goldson so that soyteens would mock him by posting My Little Pony content. Over time, these posts transition from ironic to genuine.

Evidence[edit | edit source]

  • Despite most soyteens being against furfaggotry[they just are, ok?], many in the soy elite including Marketpliers, North, and perhaps even Quote himself (ev&oe the wikifur article was made in 2011 while Quote was born in 2007) are furries. Furthermore, Limeade specifically is a brony. The soy elite certainly have motive and means to try and change the opinions of the soyteens.
  • My Little Pony is frequently found posted on the sharty, which points to one of two possibilities: either soyteens have begun to accept My Little Pony, or these posters are simply outsiders trying to force My Little Pony in the sharty. In any case, this shows how My Little Pony has infiltrated the soysphere.
  • Lee Goldson is alleged to be Canadian. However, Canada isn't real, so Lee Goldson (if he is even real) couldn't possibly be from Canada, calling into question other information known about him.

Evidence Against the Theory[edit | edit source]

  • Lee Goldson was a thing before the aforementioned soy elites were in power. However, it is possible that Lee Goldson was planted by bronies and furries who were formerly in the soy elite, and they've simply passed the torch onto the current soy elite (this could imply that most, if not all of the soy elite have been furries and bronies).
  • Furries and bronies don't like each other, so they might not want to work together. However, as My Little Pony becomes accepted on the sharty, so would things like furries, making it possible that furries and bronies would be willing to work together for a common goal.

See Also[edit | edit source]