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Even though (or stylized as ev&oe) is a logical conjunction even though it can also be used as a sentence ender.[1] It is an important linguistic phrase in Soyspeak, and is commonly used on the Party to explain why thing bad even though reason why it's not. "Even though" is funny even though it's stale and repetitive. Therefore, it is the opposite of though, which divides the Sharty into pro- and anti-though factions to this day, even though even though derives from though.

How it's used even though le bad is the only way it is

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If the beginning statement is exceptionally long and wordy, soyical writers may want to consider adding "is le bad" before introducing "even though" so that it can more easily be understood, even though it's improper English.

"Even though" copypasta even though it's also known as "abortions bad even though it kills niggers"

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typical "even though" user

The Even Though copypasta, also known as abortions bad even though it kills niggers, is a globally well-known but also somewhat infamous work of literature that has been a revered Confucian classic since the Han Dynasty, even though nobody outside of the soy community gives a shit about this.

It's considered infamous mainly by the "anti-thougher" movement due to the massive use of "though" in the sentences, and others say that "it contradicts itself in various parts of it", even though the "copypasta" is still being studied and memorized by centuries of scholars.

>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill and hate jews
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
>babies bad even though you can fuck them
>fucking babies bad even though world elites do it
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4cuck
>4cuck bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4cuck bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity

Nu-even though copypasta (safe to use in soysphere sites with stricter rules against pedo jokes):

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>onlyfans is le bad even though it stops women from having children
>women not having children le bad even though it stops them from spawning brown mutts
>brown mutts le bad even though they hate jews
>jews le bad even though they hate muslims
>muslims le bad even though they hate jews
>jews le bad even though they make leftists ACK with HRT
>HRT bad even doe it kills white people
>white people bad even doe they enslaved niggers
>niggers bad even doe they kill other niggers
>other niggers bad even doe they make Kanye music
>Kanye bad even doe he heiled Hitler
>Hitler bad even doe he was a vegan
>Being vegan bad even doe you dont kill animals
>Killing animals bad even doe they are yummy
>eating yummy food is le bad even though it's goyslop
>goyslop le bad even though it selects against low impulse control retards
>low impulse control retards le bad even though they are the only ones still having children
>having children le bad even though world elites need them
>world elites le bad even though they run the banks
>bankers le bad even though they keep your money safe
>money le bad even though I like money
>greed le bad even though without greed nophono would care aboud anything
>snca mentality le bad even though monks are enlightened
>monks bad even doe they condemn faggots
>faggots le bad even doe they caused AIDS epidemic among niggers
>niggers bad even doe they have bibisis

Even doe threads, even doe it can work as posts too

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An Even doe thread is a game where you start off by saying something le good/bad even doe X, and your opponent tries to make a counterargrument deboonking X, then it goes on and on etc even though they fell for it again. For example even though there's only two of them:

>hyperinflation le bad even doe you can give your kids useless money as toys

>toys le good even doe the WEF uses them to distract your children and turn them into ZOGbots

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