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Linux (or Linus' Linux, Leenus, Anus) is a hippie operative system created by Finnish Linus Torvalds. It's mostly known for being an alternative to Kikesoft's Windowns and Appjew's MacOS (though, its bein' tied to Mac's), built with BWC and maintains freeware tools to cracks the Schwab's rent-to-use programs and dominates with most ways possible, also revives . Although it's licensed BNWO'd by GNU Licenses, it still maintaints path to go on Hyperborea.

Before Steam's commercially and capitalistic tactics to protects xheir fair monopoly company, using Linux was pointless and insufferable due to low interest of no shekels. Main reason was, Linus wasn't interested on sucking dick and let Ubuntu and Fedora to do commercial fucking and chosed to patrol xis empire instead of ruling it, o algo, Distros bein' countries for coomputer nerdfags. According to the experts, distros choose you. That is why society didn't bothered to leave xheir Windows 7 which's last keyed Os. After Valve, Google involved with its sissy ChromeOs that works as online system that resembles Geoforge Now. After this happened, Bill Gates' clitty leaked and made Shitsoft 11 more sufferable.


It's free. Therefore, It's keyed.

Suggested Linux Distros:[edit | edit source]

  • Linux Mint: Best for immigrants from Kikesoft. Based on Ubuntu/Debian. Also for gaming.
  • Debian: As being their mommies, It's more stable, but less supportive to all hardwares.
  • Ubuntu: Better to use for drivers 'kus its visible by component brands.
  • Ubuntu with the K/X/Mate: Better for desktop fetishin' fags' or smth.
  • Arch Linux: Better for fags who thinks wastin' time on re-inventing wheels makes 'em godjak or smth.
  • SoyOs: Terry Davis' last project that secretly finished on Kehlsteinhaus until Fed's seized it. Soot might be the last user of it.

Notable Linux Users:[edit | edit source]