Microsoft

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Microsoft, also referred to as Micoalsoft or Macroshit, is a company founded by stupidly rich Jews with the purpose of gathering intelligence and making as much profit as possible with the help of the US government. The company makes hardware such as their Surface devices, but their software, particularly Windows and Office, are way more popular. Today they are led by a pajeet named Satya Nadella. This jeet is so retarded every release of Windows gets progressively worse because he only hires other fellow Indians, causing the software quality to be literal nigger AIDS. Saar you need our JavaScript Windows 11 start menu, benchod!

Just like Google and Apple, Microsoft is extremely jeeted. All their software, especially Windows, is full of AI slop nophono asked for, and is bloated to such an extent that even the start menu in Windows is a React application.

The company also owns Minecraft due to an acquisition from Notch, and bought Mojang. Since then it has been gradually filling this keyed game with troonslop that no one wants, including music from Lena Raine.

History

The company was founded in April 4, 1975, Albuquerque, New Mexico by Bill Gates and Paul Allen. They began with car tracking (hints by the author that they will become an intelligence gathering agency), and later began making software such as MS-DOS for IBM's PCs and other PC compatibles. They later broke up with IBM because their licensing deal allowed them to put their soyware on everyone and their mother's cheap PC clone without the involvement of IBM, while having all the money go to themselves. They started making a brimmy MacOS clone, which was a graphical shell for MS-DOS called Windows. This caused IBM to make OS2 Warp, which was superior to Windows in every way because it did what Unix and MacOS did while being compatible with DOS and Windows software (for the most part). People chose Windows instead because the hardware requirements were too high for OS2 Warp and most normies had never heard of it nor cared about the benefits. In Windows, people had to constantly switch to the DOS terminal because certain software could only run on DOS. It wasn't until Windows 95 that you could stay inside of Windows entirely. Using Windows in the early 1990's was like using a graphical application to install software on Linux. It was a buggy, half-assed abstraction on top of DOS that over-complicated daily computer usage, contradicting it's purpose. The people back then running on an Intel i286 and 640 kilobytes of RAM were too broke to afford a Macintosh so the intuitive interface of early Windows seemed like magic (until they had to kill Windows and then cd through a maze of directories to start the Windows executable again). The first 3 Windows releases were flops. Then, they used deceptive marketing and celebrities to shill Windows 95. Windows 95 was one of the most famous releases of software in history. Microsoft's corporate Jew-ware was flying off the shelves like there was no tomorrow (al-THOUGH you probably lived in some redneck trailer park in the mid-90's or weren't even alive then to experience that, GEG.) Because Microsoft forced people to use Internet Explorer, they were sued by the United States for anti-trust practices, which they lost, but they still do the same things they were sued for.

In 1982, Microshart started making hardware to go along with their dogshit software. They started making hardware that people actually bought in the 2000's, with the release of the Xbox. The Xbox was a coaly console with subpar hardware along with a coaly UI that used this puke-inducing trendy design that sacrificed usability to be cool-looking. The Xbox lost and the PS2 won or however my clitty leaks. After that, they started making a brimmy iPod clone called the Zune. When they realized nobody would buy their terrible music player, and that the era of portable music players was over, they stopped manufacturing them. Instead, they partnered with Nokia, to make brimmy off-brand phones with Microsoft's new Windows Phone operating system. Just like Windows 8, Windows Phone had a terrible lackluster UI with boxes all over the place and Candy Crush advertisements instead of organized menus. After that they started making overpriced Microsoft Surface tablet/laptop hybrids for foids to buy for their stupid fucking toddlers to shut their mouths. Their Surface product line is the only actual hardware they still manufacture, because everything else got le BTFO'd, teaching Microsoft they suck at making hardware and should ACK xhemselves.

With the release of Windows 8, Micoalshart started putting advertisements in their operating system and spying on people, as if making people pay to use their computer was not bad enough already. Despite being sued and declared a monopoly in the 1990's, Microsoft makes it impossible to uninstall their Edge browser. Bill Gates became very rich and is focused on making the world a better place now.

Windows

Main article: Windows

Windows is a series of operating systems developed by Microsoft. Starting with their first GUI system Windows 1.0, every version since has brought something new! At first every OS was based on MS-DOS, but afterwards they all became Windows XP with a new coat of paint.

C# programming language

Main article: C Sharp

Microsoft invented the C# programming language, which is like their coaly version of Java. Prior to this they were one of the largest proponents of C++.

Glowing

Microsoft glows brightly, any usage of a windows products must be avoided, the feds are after you! They glow in the dark! HIT THEM WITH A CAR NOW!!!!!

Microsoft is known for its affiliation with the Bill Gates Foundation, which is known for shilling goyslop and other kinds of poison. Also they <3 WEF.

They have been shilling the Rust programming language, which is also shilled by the glowies and is associated with troons.

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