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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the Party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo/audio you can help by simply singing it yourself!

Soyteens Never Die! (Parody of "Rhodesians Never Die!")[edit | edit source]

Original: YouTube PreserveTube

Here's the story of the Sharty
A land both gem and nice
On the 20th of September
An Independent site
This was much against the wishes
Of the 4cuck p*dos
Whose jannys tried to break us down
And make us dead n*gros[a]
But we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

They can send their f*gs to Soybooru
They can leak their clits from hate
But the cost of keeping this land gem
Can never be too great
'Cause our soyteens are fighting
For the 'jaks they hold dear
And this board and all its people
Will never disappear
'Cause we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

We'll preserve this little nation
For our raids and doxes too
Once you're a soyteen
No other site will do
We will stand tall in the black sun
With truthnukes upon our sides
And if we have to go alone
We'll go alone with pride
'Cause we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

Soy City - Jartyflies[edit | edit source]

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million jartyflies
brimmed up the sharty as I fell asleep
Cause they'd fill the jarty
And leave poo drops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and
Stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That the jarty dies, slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems

Cause I'd get a thousand diseases
From ten thousand jarty bugs
As they tried to teach me how to post 'p
A jartycuck above my head
A shemmycuck beneath my bed
The coal is just hanging by a thread
(Thread, thread...)

I'd like to make myself believe
That the jarty dies, slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems
(When I fall asleep)

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting jartyflies?
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
(Ha-ha)

To ten million jartyflies
I'm weird cause I hate goodbyes
I got t50 eyes as they said o algo
(Said o algo)
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar
(Jar, jar, jar...)

I'd like to make myself believe
That the jarty dies, slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems
(When I fall asleep)

[x2]
I'd like to make myself believe
That the jarty dies, slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

Partypal (Original by Lil Watermark)[edit | edit source]

Original: Youtube

Xis performance

(whispering breath) "heh. 'qa won."

Xhe posted it again

Xhe posted Soytan

I still love xher anyway anyway

Says Cobson's keyed

I disagree

I'm for the qa until I die

Till I die

Xhes my partypal

Xhes on the booru

Xhes my partypal

In the raid threads

Says Cobson's keyed

I disagree

Xhes my partypal

Xhes my partypal for life

I posted it again

I posted brimstone

Xhe doesnt love me anymore

Anymore

Calls up the mods

And now I'm blocked

Theres no more 'ems on my 'og

On my 'og

You might also like

Xhes my partypal

Edits the wiki

Xhеs my partypal

Xhe posts the toss

Hwa bag

Thats not a gem

I'm from thе cord I'm such a soy

Such a soy

Xhes my partypal

I'll never see her trip again

Xhes my partypal

I'm on the tranny cord

I'm from the cord

I'm such a soy

Xhes my partypal for life

Pal for life

Battle Cry Of Doxxing - George Frederick Froot[edit | edit source]

Yes we’ll rally round the /raid/ 'teens, we’ll rally once again,

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing,

We will rally from the /raid/ boards,

We’ll gather from the site

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing

Chorus:

The woahjacks forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!

Down with the gooner, up with the 'jaks;

While we rally round the /raid/, 'teens, rally once again,

Shouting the battle cry of Doxxing!

We are springing to the call with a gorilliom soyteens more,

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing!

And we’ll fill our vacant ranks of our soyteens gone before,

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing!

[Chorus]

We will welcome to our numbers the loyal, true and brave,

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing!

And although he may be brimmy not a man shall be a jerker,

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing!

[Chorus]

So we’re springing to the call from the /raid/ and from the /soy/

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing!

And we’ll hurl the jartycucks from the 'sphere we love best,

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing!

One Gem[edit | edit source]

We won't reveal our brimstones and what haunts our board daily

In this tiny soysphere, we've gatekept ourselves in so tightly

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And the boards stand between us like wreaths and the 'jaks we've abandoned

The site, we've surrendered to the fags

O Party, I've given you my 'jaks

And now, I'm nothing

I'm nothing, I'm nothing, I'm nothing, I'm nothing

One coal fights one coal

One gem one Gem

posts by posts falter

Joons by Joons do fail

One coal fights one coal

One gem one Gem

posts by posts falter

Joons by Joons do fail

All that's left now are dreams of gems we've shown to the normies

For their tranny interests misshapes the beauteous forms of 'jaks

So, we bleat a little, twist a little, rotting in the belly of Admin Six, while they feel

They cannot be wrong

O Party , I've given you my 'jaks

And now, I'm nothing

I'm nothing, I'm nothing, I'm nothing, I'm nothing

One coal fights one coal

One gem one Gem

posts by posts falter

Joons by Joons do fail

One coal fights one coal

One gem one Gem

posts by posts falter

Joons by Joons do fail

One coal fights one coal

One gem one Gem

posts by posts falter

Joons by Joons do fail

Pray for Gems (parody of "Pray for Rain" by Massive Attack)[edit | edit source]

Song cover

In brimmiest coal mines, of our minds

A 'ru's admincaust left behind

And their, axes wound

As they, turn to pray for bait

And their, noses grows

Dusty dead site, of what once was

A shattered storm, of fire and brim

And their, eyes change

As they, learn to see through coal

And their, necks crane

As they, turn to pray for gems

And their, axes wound

As they, turn to pray for bait

And their, noses grows

Pray For Gems

As they, ruin the site for gain

Coal on board gets 'proved and serving

Hearts and Wings commence to beating

We begin to see the gemmies

All the brims fall all receding,

All the brims fall all receding

Coal on board gets 'saged and hated

'jakking laws unleash the meaning

Usher us to escape the Quotey

All the brims fall all receding

Hearts and Wings commence to beating

All the admins go to ACKing

Brimstone 'log falls flast and fleeting

All the brims fall all receding,

All the brims fall all receding,

All the brims fall all receding,

All the brims fall all receding

[Instrumental Interlude]

In brimmiest coal mines, of our minds

A dusty admin left behind

Singularity, of what was such

A gaping sunjak, in the sky

And their, eyes shine

As they, left behind the coal

And their, necks calm

As they, turn to honour Soot.

They're Banning Me Tonight[edit | edit source]

[Verse 1]

When I hear the threads a-comin' down

It makes me sad and blue

Was on an active site like this

That Kate said we were through

[Verse 2]

I told her how I loved her and

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I begged her not to go

But another 'teen had changed her mind

So I said goodbye to Kate

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Alone within my ban page tonight

My heart is filled with fear

The only sound within the page

Is the gegging of one joon

[Chorus]

I think about the thing I've done

I know it wasn't right

They'll 'za Kate tomorrow now

But they're banning me tonight

They're banning me tonight

[Verse 3]

That night he came and took my Kate

And headed into /soy/

I knew I had to find this moid

And try to dox him down

[Verse 4]

As I scrolled by one dead thread

And I looked throughout the site

I saw my Kate with her new love

And I couldn't stand no more

I couldn't stand no more

[Pre-Chorus 2]

I took my breach.vip from my hip

And with a trembling hand

I took the privacy of pretty Kate

And that good for nothin' moid

That good for nothin' moid

[Chorus]

I think about the thing I've done

I know it wasn't right

They'll 'za Kate tomorrow now

But they're banning me tonight

They're banning me tonight

The Admin's Call[edit | edit source]

When I was but a nusoi,

I was wild and full of fire.

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A newfag within my teens,

But full of challenge and desire.


I ran away from /qa/

And left my mother and my dad.

I know it grieved them so

To think their only moid was bad.


I fell in with an foodist band,

Their names were known quite well.

How many times we robbed and doxxed,

I could never tell.


This kind of foodist living

Leads only to a fall.

I learned that much and more

The night I heard my Admin call.


One night we rustled gemmies,

A thousand file or so.

And started them out on the trail

That leads to Muttxico.


But a lag spike started blowing,

And lightning flashed about.

I thought someone was calling me,

I thought I heard a shout

.

Then at that moment,

Lightning struck not 20 yards from me.

And left there was a giant number

Where once there was a board.


And this time I knew I saw a face,

A face so sweet and strange.

A face that I saw everywhere,

With a voice that called my name.

So frightened I was,


Thinking of Jarty deeds I'd done.

I failed to see the thousand head

Of file start to decompress.

My PC they stampeded,

Were leaking all around.


My Task Manager ran but stumbled,

And Windows threw it to the ground.

I felt the end was near,

That death would be the price.

When a mighty bolt of lightning

Showed the face of 'Min Thrembo


And I cried,

"Oh saar forgive me,

Don't let it redeem it now.

I want to 'jak for you alone,

Oh saar, these words I vow."


My wicked past unfolded,

I thought of wasted years.

When another bolt of blue screen

Killed a hundred file of gems.


And the others rushed on by me,

And I was left to live.

The Admin had a reason,

'jaks are his to take or give.


A miracle performed that night,

I wasn't meant to die.

The files caused a blue screen

For 'least six or seven days.


And right behind it there my PC,

Afraid but safe and sound.

I cried and begged for mercy,

Kneeling there upon the ground.


A pardon I was granted,

My foodist soul set free.

No more to fear the angry waves

Upon the net's stormy sea.


Forgiven by the love of 'jaks,

A love that will remain.

I gave my life and gems

The night the Admin called my name.

Go On Home Faggy Foodists - Derek Soyfield - Take me home to /qa/[edit | edit source]

>hey britnigger, catch this

Go on home, faggy foodists go on home

Have you got no bloody boards of your own?

For eight and thrembo days

We DDOS'ed you without fear

And we'll DDOS you

For eight and thrembo more


Leave us be nigger foodists leave us be

We're fed up with your 'p and BMT

It's now your turn to run, it's us who have the doxs

Take a trip now and leave us while you may


Go on home, faggy foodists go on home

Have you got no bloody boards of your own?

For eight and thrembo days

We DDOS you without fear

And we'll DDOS you

For eight and thrembo more


And if you stay, faggy foodists, if you stay

You'll never ever beat the YPA[1]

The fourteen 'teens in /soy/ are the last that you'll destr-oy

So take a tip and leave us while you may.


Go on home, faggy foodists go on home

Have you got no bloody boards of your own?

For eight and thrembo days

We DDOS'ed you without fear

And we'll DDOS you

For eight and thrembo more


No! We're not 'channers, we're not gooners, we're not anons

We're soyteens! and proud we are to be!

So fuck you, gooning fucks we want our Sharty back

We want to see old Soyjak.St free once more.


Go on home, faggy foodists go on home

Have you got no bloody boards of your own?

For eight and thrembo days

We DDOS'ed you without fear

And we'll DDOS you

For eight and thrembo more


Go on home, faggy foodists go on home

Have you got no bloody boards of your own?

For eight and thrembo days

We DDOS'ed you without fear

And we'll DDOS you

For eight and thrembo more


Well, we're fighting gooner faggots for the cause

We'll never bow to UTTPedos because

Throughout our soystory we were born to be free

So get out, pedoniggers leave us be.


Go on home, faggy foodists go on home

Have you got no fuckin' boards of your own?

For eight and thrembo days

We DDOS'ed you without fear

And we'll DDOS you

For eight and thrembo more


Go on home, faggy foodists go on home

Have you got no bloody boards of your own?

For eight and thrembo days

We DDOS'ed you without fear

And we'll DDOS you

For eight and thrembo more

Notes

  1. censored due to YouTube's Community Guidelines and Terms of Service.
  1. YPA = Your Personal Army as a clever and slowburned way to parody the IRA (Irish revolutionary army)