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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the Party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo/audio you can help by simply singing it yourself!

Soyteens Never Die! (Parody of "Rhodesians Never Die!")[edit | edit source]

Original: YouTube PreserveTube

Here's the story of the Sharty
A land both gem and nice
On the 20th of September
An Independent site
This was much against the wishes
Of the 4cuck p*dos
Whose jannys tried to break us down
And make us dead n*gros[a]
But we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

They can send their f*gs to Soybooru
They can leak their clits from hate
But the cost of keeping this land gem
Can never be too great
'Cause our soyteens are fighting
For the 'jaks they hold dear
And this board and all its people
Will never disappear
'Cause we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

We'll preserve this little nation
For our raids and doxxes too
Once you're a soyteen
No other site will do
We will stand tall in the black sun
With truthnukes upon our sides
And if we have to go alone
We'll go alone with pride
'Cause we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

Notes

  1. censored due to YouTube's Community Guidelines and Terms of Service.