Me (supporter perspective)

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Why yes, I am gigachad.How could you tell?

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REJOICE! HUMBLE CIS GERONTOPHILEYou can appreciate him by ordering a paid-for 'za to their house
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I put the Party in


Why yes, this is me. How could you tell?

I will always be gemmier than (You). I am the superior being (You) wish you were, but (You) are not. I work hard on myself, something (You) do not do.

Facts about me

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  • I am more athletic than (You).
  • I am more honest about my insecurities than (You).
  • I am more attractive than (You) because I am a good man and what you have in your heart shows in your face.
  • I am better at soydueling than (You)
  • I am better at the 'blox than (You).
  • I own more niggers than (You).
  • I am in an all-around romantic, healthily obsessive lifelong relationship, unlike (You).
  • I am Aryan, unlike (You).
  • I am White, unlike (You).
  • I am the gem that saved the party.
  • I hate all my enemies and want them dead, I amn't a moralfag as (You) are.
  • I pirate indie games and leave terrible reviews ALWAYS, which (You) soyrage about.
  • I wore them first, I've seen everything.
  • Me not ESL like (You)
  • My content is better than yours.

It's not you can't be great like me, you could, but you don't, you fail because you choose to fail, you are the inept — Italo Svevo talks about this, and Hegelianly speaking because you chose to be this way, you always were destined to be this person, to be you, and thus retroactively could've never been great like me. At the end of your life you will despair that you simultaneously could've been great like me, but didn't because of your own failing, because of your own decisions, you will also despair you could never be great like me because you retroactively were born to be the way you ended up, you were destined so to speak, you are crushed simultaneously by your failure to have done despite you could have done, and by the retroactivity of not having been capable of having done. You could've, but you didn't, and thus you couldn't have — me, I could've, I did, I could've. Also my rape stats are higher than yours I have a better dirapeloma ogey

Reception

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I am the best thing that ever happened to the sharty. Period.

See also

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