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Me

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>Though maybe you were looking for the chuddy tranny niggerfaggot known as You or the obsessed faggot perspective?
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Why yes, I am a gigachad.
How could you tell?
Why yes, this is me. How could you tell?

I will always be gemmier than (You). I am the superior being (You) wish you were, but (You) will NEVER be me. I am just simply better in ways (You) will never be. Beat it, chud.

Facts about me[edit | edit source]

  • I am stronger than (You).[I just am, okay?]
  • I am cooler than (You).[I just am, okay?]
  • I am sexier than (You).[I just am, okay?]
  • I am kinder than (You).[I just am, okay?]
  • I am better at the 'blox than (You).[I just am, okay?]
  • I own more nations than (You).[I just do, okay?]
  • I get more pussy than (You).[I just do, okay?]
  • I am more Aryan than (You).[I'm mexican, but.. I just- I'm aryan, ok??]
  • I am whiter than (You).[It's true, shitskin.]
  • I am the gem that saved the (You).[You are worthless brimstone.]
  • I am the (You).[Are you?]
  • I don't pirate games like (You).[Don't ask me why I have the pirate hub on my search history.]
  • I will never ever ever ever ever ever be like (You).[Get a girlfriend, you nigger.]
  • I not ESL like (You).[Pure AmeriGOD.]

See also[edit | edit source]