Me

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

This page and its contents are very /calm/ingFeel free to sit back and relax while reading this page. 

What I look like.

You probably don't know much about me, and that's fine. However, here are some things you can infer about me.

(Likely) Facts about me

• I wrote this article.^{[No shit]}
• I have never had sex, just like you. Despite this, I can find someone that I love in the future.
• I love jacking off
• I am an obsessed faggot
• You can find out who I am by checking the history section of this page.
• I want to improve myself mentally and physically.
• I am not fat, nor skinny.
• I am loved by many, and hated by some.
• I probably agree with (You) most of the time, albeit, not always.
• I am quite interested in official soysphere sites.
• Talking about me is banned on most pages per the manual of style.

See also

• Me (my perspective)
• Me (the part of me that is self-loathing's perspective)
• You
• (You)
• (Me)
• Us
• Them
• Your Mom
• Your sister
• Your Dad
• Your grandma