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Me

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Why yes, I am a gigachad.How could you tell?
Why yes, this is me. How could you tell?

I will always be gemmier than (You). I am the superior being (You) wish you were, but (You) will NEVER be me. I am just simply better in ways (You) will never be. Beat it, chud.

Facts about me[edit | edit source]

  • I am stronger than (You).
  • I am cooler than (You).
  • I am sexier than (You).
  • I am kinder than (You).
  • I am better at the 'blox than (You).
  • I own more nations than (You).
  • I get more pussy than (You).
  • I am more Aryan than (You).
  • I am whiter than (You).
  • I am the gem that saved the party.
  • I am the best.
  • I don't pirate games like (You).
  • I will never ever ever ever ever ever be like (You).
  • Me not ESL like (You).

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