Current mission: look through the wiki for articles that could fit in portals, then click the appropriate header, edit source, and add it to the list alphabetically. Example
Me
From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
Jump to navigationJump to search
>Though maybe you were looking for the chuddy tranny niggerfaggot known as You or the obsessed faggot perspective?
It has been reviewed by several editors to reach a consensus.

I will always be gemmier than (You). I am the superior being (You) wish you were, but (You) will NEVER be me. I am just simply better in ways (You) will never be. Beat it, chud.
Facts about me[edit | edit source]
- I am stronger than (You).[I just am, okay?]
- I am cooler than (You).[I just am, okay?]
- I am sexier than (You).[I just am, okay?]
- I am kinder than (You).[I just am, okay?]
- I am better at the 'blox than (You).[I just am, okay?]
- I own more nations than (You).[I just do, okay?]
- I get more pussy than (You).[I just do, okay?]
- I am more Aryan than (You).[I'm mexican, but.. I just- I'm aryan, ok??]
- I am whiter than (You).[It's true, shitskin.]
- I am the gem that saved the (You).[You are worthless brimstone.]
- I am the (You).[Are you?]
- I don't pirate games like (You).[Don't ask me why I have the pirate hub on my search history.]
- I will never ever ever ever ever ever be like (You).[Get a girlfriend, you nigger.]
- I not ESL like (You).[Pure AmeriGOD.]