NSA

>Though maybe you were looking for NAS?

	This page is about the NSA, and may be vandalized by angry niggers from time to time.
	Remember that the NSA are the good guys, and any slander you read about them is decisively false.

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The National Security Agency (commonly abbreviated to the NSA) is a government intelligence group that operates alongside the FBI and CIA, albeit in a more online fashion as they are dedicated more towards American cybersecurity rather than real-life operating. Despite not being as well known as the CIA and FBI, they are just as dangerous Nonsense! The NSA is here to protect you from Russian hackers. Its main motive is to (((protect))) the United States from cybersecurity and conduct counter-terrorism operations for law enforcement purposes. They became especially active after 9/11

The NSA provides foreign intelligence and collaborates with the FBI and the CIA, so they basically are le heccin hackers that intercept communications from domestic threats , they survey and have been known to conduct mass surveillance of all US citizens, especially after the Snowden leaks or however my BBC porn is interrupted by my NSA agent or something like that. They basically are the reason why someone would get a knock on their door if they were to be selfish little fucks and cross the line when it comes to making online threats or mass shooting plans. Basically, they datamine everyone living in and even outside of the US using SIGINT , which means collecting and analyzing electronic communications to (((find))) threats to U.S. national security.

Involvement with online imageboards

The NSA is widely believed to monitor online imageboards such as 4chan and 8kun/8chan because these platforms have become hubs for extremist content, and what they like to call disinformation (although we all know that many people, even normfags, shed lots of doubt on what government institutions release to the public), and cyber activity. Like the so-called Qanon "conspiracy theory", they claim to (((hide))) and (((monitor))) foreign PSYOPs. And while there is no direct evidence, this makes it clear that most (if not all) imageboards, and perhaps even likely the sharty, are surveyed constantly by the NSA and other foreign intelligence gathering entities, as there was cases of such organizations interfering in ones life over comments made on those online communities, and even ones on the sharty or however the faggots are unbqthered or something in relation to that yeah.

It is more than likely that their operations have begun to intensify ever since the school shootings that were linked to the snarky snappy. It is highly likely that if jannies and the owner do not interfere in such conversations and take actions against them will lead such actions to become existential threats to the website. As 8chan, 4chan and many other imageboards are currently honeypots for federal/law enforcement operations.

How to avoid the NSA

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See also

• CIA
• FBI
• Cloudflare