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The FBI
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The FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigations) is the domestic intelligence and security service of the United states and its ███████ federal ████████. The FBI are your friends, they do not want to hurt you. This page is NOT created by and does not have ANYTHING to do with the CIA.
The FBI has been involved in Many operations and investigations (that has nothing to do with the CIA) regarding soyjak.party and the SoyBooru including:
- Investigation in the July 3 coup attempt
- Mutt spamming
- █████████
- Operation █████ uprising
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- Pro Ukrainian booru posts
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████████ formerly Kolyma.net ██████████ ████████ Coup d'etated ████ ████████████ Special Agent Maximov █████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████████████ Special Weapon Poopson awaits use.
████████ ████ ████████████████ OpFor DOLL taken out by Special Agent FROOT, Awaiting further instructions ████ ████ Hail to the Chief.
About 80% of the FBI and CIA are (((Mormons))).
The FBI is currently led by a pajeet named Kash Patel. He uses this position to find gift cards to redeem.
There is no CIA, cease your investigation NOW!
