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Nayib Bukele (detractor perspective)
Also known as the Little Hitler according to Ernesto Samper, and Nayib Bukkake, is a fake-tough Palestinian woman-beater and dictator who serves, according to himself, as the elected leader of El Salvador in a true and fair democracy KEEEEK. Bukele also does not support his own country, palestine. (By the way, Free Palestine, boycott McDonald’s and Coca-Cola or something.)
A wannabe Gigachad (he just acts like that, okay?), he turned El Salvador into his own fascist playground. Well, he is in fact a horrible dictator and loves sucking Donald Trump’s cock. Bukele’s Regime
Regime[edit | edit source]
When this narco-terrorist got elected president, he started by arresting people who, according to him, were criminals who did not deserve to be wandering the streets.
He sent military troops to the country’s Congress and forced political rivals to approve a simple budget. He did not support Ukraine in 2022 and has secret ties to the Nazicuck chud Vladimir Putin (Pedo Kuz’s grandfather).
He is responsible for the genocide of thousands of people, both nationals and foreigners. He allegedly ordered the murder of his own best friend because █████████ █████████ ██████████████████ ██████████████████ ██████████ ██████████████████.
He has organized parties with the members of his government cabinet while the country burns, he denies practicing bukkake with his own fellows.
Facts about this fascist[edit | edit source]
This racist fuck makes Indian and African travelers pay more for a trip into his hellhole country. He has incited violence against trans people (not “trannies,” you fucking chud) and has also banned inclusive language, which is terrible because everybody has the right to be called whatever they want!!!
He is Trump’s employee of the month and, by the way, he secretly hates spics. He has made truces with the gangs in El Salvador. He claims to be a Christian but is secretly a Muslim.
Xitter addiction[edit | edit source]
A minor fact is that Bombkele is addicted to X like the crackhead he is, just like Trump, using it to announce purges, attack critics, and block anyone who disagrees so his timeline stays a safe simp bubble. He runs troll armies to jerk off his own ego.
See also[edit | edit source]
Nayib Bukele (Original)
