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Literal who
A literal who is someone nobody cares about. So someone you care about, but nobody else who gives a fucks about it.
List of facts about literal whos[edit | edit source]
- The Soyjak Wiki does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, forced memes, and inside jokes. Nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with some niggerfaggot avatarposter. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, go back and learn to 'jak off better rather than being a petty faggot autist.
- You will never be an e-celeb. You will never be known, and no matter how hard you try, you will never be a household name around a group of dejected losers posting a bald cartoon man with glasses or NAS image macros. So stop writing articles about yourself and mentioning yourself in third person, you nigger.
- Calling someone a gegbull, doesn't make them a gegbull. Just because your best friend is a pedophile who drinks his own piss doesn't mean he needs a page.
- Just because you're a turboautist supreme nigger who can write a billion kajillion gorillion wordswordswords about your favourite bbc slut doesn't mean we know, or care who they are.
- YOU WILL GO BACK
List of literal whos[edit | edit source]
- Anybody that links to this page.
- Any niggerfaggot who can't even fit on the list.
- Any outsider that mentions the Sharty.
- And lastly, (((You.)))
LITERAL WHATS, LITERAL WHYS, LITERAL WHENS, LITERAL WHERES, AND LITERAL HOWS DO NOT EXIST, TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW.
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