El Salvador

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El Salvador (Translated literally: The Saviour) also known as BukeleLand is a country located in the SNCA continent of Central America, it was best known for its typical nigger activities involving gangs, including the 1979-1992 civil war, but it later got known internationally for being ruled by a chud known as Nayib Bukele. It's widely considered as the Gemmiest country of the entire Latinx region.

History

Alternative reading

If you don't want to read all the information below, here is an alternative way to learn about the key events in this country's history:

Colonization

Back in ancient times some Mayan people were just chilling in the jungle, farming corn, building basic pyramids and pretending they had a real civilization like the Aztecs but smaller and lamer.

They called the place something like "land of the jewels" or something but it was mostly just exploding volcanoes, mountains and endless tribal drama with no real wins. Then the Spanish showed up in 1524 led by Pedro de Alvarado, swords out, Jesus in one hand and greed in the other. The Mayan niggas tried to fight back but got wrecked hard – superior steel and tactics turned their little resistance into a joke. By 1540 the Spanish had crushed everyone and turned the territory into a boring colony full of plantations growing indigo and later coffee.

The locals got mixed into half-breed beaner soup real quick, with Spanish elites lording over indigenous peasants on big farms. It was a classic colonial fail forced labor, diseases wiping out tons of natives, and the spanish treating the whole place like a cash cow while the average brownshit scraped by. El Salvador stayed part of the Captaincy General of Guatemala for centuries, exporting crops that boomed and busted every few decades. Cocoa was a big resource early on, then crashed, and indigo took over, then Coffee became the obsession. The elites (those 14 rich families known as Las Catorce) grabbed all the good land, kicked peasants off their plots, and built an oligarchy ensuring their power and money stayed in the same pale hands while everyone else stayed poor and pissed.

Early independence

Fast forward to the 1800s and independence hit in 1821 when (((they))) ditched Spain along with the rest of Central America. They tried joining Mexico for a bit, then formed the United Provinces of Central America with Guatemala, and the others. Although promising, it was a lame union that fell apart in like 15 years because everyone hated each other and kept having dumb little wars.

By 1840 El Salvador was "fully independent" but it was still the same retard republic system, constant coups, military strongmen rotating in and out, and the coffee barons pulling all the strings behind the scenes. The 19th century was just endless border skirmishes with neighbors and internal revolts that went nowhere. One highlight was the 1969 football war with Honduras – they actually went to real war over a soccer match (typical latinx behavior) - which just fucked up things more.

20th Century

The real era kicked off in the early 1900s. During the great depression, peasants were starving while the elites hoarded everything, so in 1932 some injuns attempted a communist uprising. The government under Maximiliano Hernandez Martinez (The previous mentioned dictator who was Hitlerpilled^[2] and wanted to keep things aryan) launched la matanza – squads went full send and chopped up 10-30k natives to stop the revolution from spreading. It was brutal but it concentrated power even more with the military and rich families. Martinez even had some nazi sympathies and refugees popping up later, or however the soyboys still cry about.

By the 70s the leftists started getting organized, pissed about land, poverty and repression. The government (backed by the US because of the Cold War) cracked down with death squads and the whole thing exploded into a full civil war from 1979 to 1992. Both sides went full psycho: massacres in villages, priests getting murdered, torture, disappearances, over 70-80k dead total with the government doing most of the heavy lifting. One million people displaced, the economy wrecked, and the place turned into a shooting gallery where beaners were just cannon fodder for ideology. The US poured in money and training to stop the Soviet influence while the commies hid in the mountains and did their own atrocities.

The war finally ended in 1992 with a un-brokered peace deal that let the ex-guerrillas turn into a political party and pretend democracy was real now. But peace was only decorative. The old fighters from both sides became the new corrupt politicians – on the "right" and on the "left" taking turns looting the country in a bipolar tag team. Meanwhile all the Salvadorans who fled to Los Angeles during the war got deported back as hardened MS-13 and Barrio 18 gang mutts after soaking up US prison culture. These tattooed extortionist crews took over huge neighborhoods, taxing everyone for "protection", recruiting kids, and turning the place into one of the most violent countries on Earth. the two parties spent the next 25 years seething at each other, making backroom deals with the gangs For votes, ignoring real problems, and letting corruption and poverty run wild. Volcanoes kept erupting for fun, and anyone with half a brain tried to find home in America.

Present

El Salvador its now earning recognition for its President, Bukele's main policies, including capturing gangs and sending them to death camps, turning the country's economy encrypted, and much more resulted in the El Salvador from a literal shit hole (like Trump mentioned back in 2018 among other countries that unfortunately are still shitholes nowadays like any African nation and Haiti blah blah blah) into AryanHeaven. It really only took one man to fix all of this country's problem, He is also set to win re-election on 2027.

Society

The average Salvadorean looks like this.

Salvadorans are known traditionally for being Ultra Conservatives, according to an analysis, they advocated the murder of hundreds of LGBT groups during the years especially trannies.^[3]

~~They're particularly responsible for flooding America with 1.4 million immigrants, second only to Meximutts.~~^{[Meds, this information is old.]}

Usually, there are high rates of couples banging in cramped shacks, too horny to care if their kids are sleeping next door, all to make more babies that they can’t feed. And if you don't get any bitches on your dick, you would be classified as a faggot.

Relations to The Soysphere

Because the country is primarily known for its leader, he is a representative of his own country. The president posted the Nothing ever happens meme featuring Chudjak.

The president himself also has his own 'jak variant.

Another new variant, called Rafaeljak, is based on a leftist presidential candidate of Salvadoran origin, it currently has 21 posts.

Despite having little to no connection to The Soysphere, the whole ''Mangos tuff'' phenomenon was started by a Salvadoran YouTuber, his famous remix was posted on the Phonk/ board.

'Ki mediator Bushy is from here, btw if that matters.

Pros and Cons

Pros

Unlike other Latinx countries and even the US, they do arrest the gang-niggers there, and eventually, they die in prison from torture.
- For this reason, it is the safest country, even in many poor and neglected areas, there is no risk of getting hacked to pieces just for the fun of it and become an e-celebrity.
It is whiter than other countries like Honduras, Guatemala, and Niggaragua, though surpassed by Costa Rica and (probably) Panama.
Meximutts trends like Takuaches and other brappy styles are banned in there, Edgar haircuts, Mohawks, and more aren't allowed.
It has very low levels of immigration, its peak period was between the 1920s and 1940s, with all immigrants being of European origin.
Contrary to popular belief, El Salvador has a smaller Black population than Argentina, making up only 0.1–0.2% of the total population.^[4]
They kill trannies there, and a large part of the population doesn't think it's a big deal, Nophono cares.^[5]
Everything there is very cheap.
Their President (no need to explain this).

Cons

Many areas are poor, and others are in extreme poverty.
They have relations with Israel despite having a longer history with the Palestinians, and their president being one.^{[Even doe Bukele repeatedly showed no interest in maintaining regular contact with Israel]}
- These relations began with Israel's assistance to El Salvador during its civil war.
There are many young normgroids in there.
- The presence of immoral young people is more noticeable in the country's poorest areas, many of them are also hornbags, which explains the high rates of teenage pregnancy.
You can't have tattoos in there.
It's scorching hot, like being in Niggerhell. It is the hottest country in Latin America, which explains why so many people have such tanned skin.
In certain areas, you can get robbed.

Facts about El Salvador

80% of the population are Christians, praying to God while the country prospers.
Light-skinned Salvadorans act superior, shitting on darker mestizos like they’re kings.
10% can’t read
Started a war over football (Won the War)
San Salvador is a concrete slum where you’ll get robbed blind by some thug.
There are 20+ active volcanoes.
Is the first and the only country that has Bitcoin as a legal currency.
It has one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancies recorded.
There are high rates of people living in the mountains
There are about 86,000-100,000 people arrested, making it the second country with the most arrests on the American continent.