SNCA:El Salvador

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El Salvador (Translated literally: The Saviour) also known as BukeleLand is a country located in the SNCA continent of Central America, it was best known for its typical nigger activities involving gangs, including the cold war era civil war, but it later got known internationally for being ruled by a Chud known as Nayib Bukele. It's widely considered as the Gemmiest country of the entire Latin American region.

History

Supposedly jerked off to Hitler’s mustache before switching teams to kiss the Allies' ass.

Origins

Just like every other taco-munching country, El Salvador got screwed by the Espanol Conquistadors who showed up, fucked the locals, and left a mess of half-breed kids and that's basically how everything started (letting THEM deal with their own problems).

Key Events that have occurred over decades

During the time of the Second World War, it has been detailed that El Salvador has been an ally (and if not) a supporter of Adolf Hitler, by another Chud by the name of Maximiliano Hernandez Martinez.

The Result

This same person was responsible for the murder of hundreds of indigenous people who, according to reports, were advocating for a communist revolution in the country with MACHETES as weapons of defense against firearms.

(This is, in fact, not the main reason since his policies were to persecute people of brownshit ethnicities because he wanted to keep the country as white as possible).

ACCORDING TO OLD FARTS, El Salvador was, among Argentina, one of the few Latino countries (Even doe Argentina isn't entirely mixed) were Bigot Nazicells immigrated.

In the 80's, a civil war began, where the communist minorities finally got the opportunity to gain access to weapons THANKS to their comrades from other nations where they can begin their revolution (Still lost tho).

Present

GODkele being elected in 2090

As mentioned, El Salvador has earned its recognition for its Arabic frog, His main policies, including capturing the well know violent gangs (Which they've been trying to escape everywhere including Europe according to relatable Xitter sources and Old media reports (Not including X) ) sending them to Death Camps GEEEEEEEEEG, Turning the country Crypto (Scammy like India), and Converting The Savior ARYAN, resulted in the transformation of his country from a literal shit hole (like Trump mentioned back in 2018 among other countries that unfortunately are still shitholes nowadays like any African nation and Haiti blah blah blah) into Heaven.

Society

The Maje

Salvadorans are known traditionally for being Ultra Conservatives, according to an analysis, they advocated the murder of hundreds of LGBT groups during the years especially trannies.

They're particularly responsible for flooding America with 1.4 million immigrants, second only to Meximutts.

Usually, there are high rates of couples banging in cramped shacks, too horny to care if their kids are sleeping next door, all to make more babies that they can’t feed. And if you don't get any bitches on your dick, you would be classified as a faggot.

Facts about El Salvador

• 80% of the population are Christians, praying to God while the country prospers.
• Light-skinned Salvadorans act superior, shitting on darker mestizos like they’re kings.
• 10% can’t read
• Started a war over football (Won the War)
• San Salvador is a concrete slum where you’ll get robbed blind by some thug.
• There are 20+ active volcanoes.
• Is the first and the only country that has Bitcoin as a legal currency.
• It has one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancies recorded.
• There are high rates of people living in the mountains
• There are about 86,000-100,000 people arrested, making it the second country with the most arrests on the American continent.

Notable People

• The morbidly obese Sissy Vivzie FUCKING pop
• Nayib Bukele
• Fernanfloo
• Kilmar Abrego Garcia (Yes, the legal Maryland man according to faggy sources)
• Oscar Romero (Dead archbishop, sainted for giving a fuck about the poor)
• Refugee Nazis
• The Mentally Challenged.

Snopes

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