Cum

	This fluid is commonly ejaculated by GOONERS! (Unless you're having sex, which isn't real goy)

Cum literally transported Soot to his mother's eggs!

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Pictured: Jared as a literal dickhead cumming

Cum, also known as Semen, Spunk and Jizz is the white stuff that comes out of (You)r penis (if you aren't a woman) It is a whitish, viscous fluid produced by your balls that transports sperm. You ejaculate it when you goon (or you can train yourself to cum on command). The average cum volume is 3.4 ml, it is generally thick, white, or grey if you have aids.

Wayt pipo are also cumskin saar.

See also

• Pee
• Poop

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