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Cum
| This fluid is commonly ejaculated by GOONERS! (Unless you're having sex, which isn't real goy) |
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Cum, also known as Semen, Spunk and Jizz is the white stuff that comes out of (You)r penis (if you aren't a woman) It is a whitish, viscous fluid produced by your balls that transports sperm. You ejaculate it when you goon (or you can train yourself to cum on command). The average cum volume is 3.4 ml, it is generally thick, white, grey if you have aids and green if you're lucky.
It is also one of the two ingredients needed to create a human baby. The other is egg cells found in a woman's vagina. If you're an abhorrent niggertrannypedo, you'll abort murder the baby because of financial issues or because you want to fuck without consequences. Less than 1% of abortions are done because of rape, but even then, you shouldn't be using trauma as an excuse to kill someone.
Wayt pipo are also cumskin saar.
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