Nigger Whacker

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🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat any fried chicken you see.
Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet
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Nigger Whacker is a A24 slow-burn jumpscare-free video featuring the titular Nigger wearing a blue shirt being tied up to a wall and tickled with a weed whacker on his feet, his legs, and his ass while he screams in terror and starts trying to escape. Then in a shocking reveal, the camera turns to another Nigger holding the whacker, which makes the video nigger-on-nigger violence, followed by whacking the nigger even more as he keeps screaming.

What the fuck happened?

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The titular Nigger was tied up like this for stealing a fucking apple! GEG! They caught him, beat the shit out of him, raped his ass with xheir tiny african peckers and tied him up to the house wall before recording the titular Nigger getting whacked with a weed whacker.

Weed Whacker is my best friend

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WARNING: This section is related to ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!"I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords"

Weed Whacker is my best friend is a parody of this video, but since the AI is a slut for bibisi they gave his skinny ass some muscles, he then picks up the weed whacker while singing:

> "Weed whacker is my best friend evih ah, Media pending anpproval, and it neva endz!" <
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See Also

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Snopes