Media Pending Approval
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The Media Pending Approval system is quite literally the gem that is saving the Party!
Media Pending Approval is another classic "security" "feature" that got added to soyjak.party, in Mid-July of 2024. It buck broke newGODs and IP hopping scum. It especially buck broke ‘P Spammers. The man who used to be featured on the old placeholder image is DOLL's profile picture on the schlog and a reverse image search margefully leads to this video. In Nudev Future, it frequently coals up the front page until Janny heats up his daily supply of hot pockets. Soyteens have made a number of edits parodying the image, some examples of which are listed below.
On August 10, 2024, Numanager (Mustard) hosted two contests. One was about Nuvariants, and the other was about a new image for Media Pending Approval. The prize for both contests is that the respective winners would win a Soygem Pass and a personal board that only they can post on. Numanager suggested that there might be multiple images accepted, and put into random rotation, although this never happened unfortunately.
On August 18, 2024, Mustard would reveal the winners of the Media Pending Approval contest. The winner would receive their own board for one week and a free Soygem Pass for life. Instead of opening his own board, the winner would decide to re-open the /r/ board. Other contestants who had their submissions rated as Ruby and above were permitted to get a Soygem Pass.[1]
Origin[edit | edit source]
At some point, a nigger started spamming /soy/ with all kinds of 'p every day when jannies were dreaming of their next scissoring session scheduled on 'cord. It was then decided there should be a file approval system to prevent this happening again and so there was the media pending approval system and increased janny activity.
The pixel-art janny is actually based off the variant Cobbert, therefore solidifying him as a shartee kultur!
See also[edit | edit source]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The original, used on most other boards -
The new normal, used on /soy/
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Sharty's /pol/ version with a happy merchant
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How it looks on /mtv/
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On /a/
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A Desu parody
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An angry Feraljak parody
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Made into a Variant:Unknown
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A 3dgifmaker edit
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A Hornyson/Spadeson parody, missing Spade tattoo
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Stonetoss weighs in on the matter
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Special variant that was used for April Fools' 2025
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A new image, still waiting for approval
Citations
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Related Figures and Entities [+]
Froot (detractor perspective) ♦ Root ♦ Quote ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed ♦ Doll ♦ 9a0c ♦ Angeleno ♦ Mist ♦ Smith ♦ Ronald ♦ Froot Domme League/Frootcord ♦ Soyumvirate |
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50 Board Plan ♦ Board Clash ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ Froot Cabal ♦ Froot Derangement Syndrome ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz theory ♦ Frootcord ♦ Frootism ♦ Frootniversary ♦ Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ Great Handover ♦ Great Purge ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Media Pending Approval ♦ First Soyanniversary ♦ Soyfest 1 ♦ Soygem Pass ♦ Soyoween ♦ Soyvil War 4 | ||
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