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Omnicide

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Omnicide, also known as Total Everyone Death, is an theoretical accelerationist outcome where TND, TKD and TTD are achieved at the cost of TAD. It's widely agreed[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] that only trannies want this, however some 'teens, especially /pol/ chuds do want omnicide because they are tired of shitflinging. It could be a form of radical centrism.[Marge...]

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Omnicide - one bottle kills all

Appeal[edit | edit source]

Le heckin' nature would flourish because Trump wouldn't be able to inflict global warming onto the Earth because the sky would be covered with radioactive dust, resulting in a nuclear winter, saving endangered penguin species.[wouldnt that kill them doe]

Omnicide pushed by penguins theory[edit | edit source]

DO NOT LISTEN TO BIRDS, DO NOT INTERACT WITH BIRDS, KILL ALL PENGUINS, RESEARCH THE NESTLE CORPORATION, ALWAYS BLOCK JS

I AM NOT SUICIDAL AND WILL NOT KILL MYSELF, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, ANYONE WHO ACCUSES ME OF THESE ARE JUST PENGUINS. I AM BEING BLACKMAILED AND EXTORTED TO STAY SILENT. BUT I WONT ANYMORE, IF I DIE, IVE BEEN MURDERED BY ██████ ████ ████████ OF THE PENGUIN █████████████ ███████ █ BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS IS THE MOST DIRE EMERGENCY IN THE PARTYS HISTORY

ARCHIVE THIS THREAD. READ THE REVISIONS, READ BETWEEN THE LINES, I WILL BE POSTING PERIODICALLY WHILE I GO INTO HIDING, IM BEING HUNTED AND MAY DIE, FROM NOW ON ILL POST WITH THIS TRIP. PLEASE DECODE THE MESSAGES AND LISTEN. SPREAD. THE. WORD.

THE ELITES OF ANTARCTICA ARE AFTER ME. ██████ IS AFTER ME, THEY JUST UNCOVERED MY FUCKING NAME. THIS ISNT A JOKE THIS ISNT A GODDAMN ARG IM FUCKING SERIOUS PLEASE, I DONT KNOW IF ILL MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD

See also[edit | edit source]

TND

TKD

TND

Birdie