Earth
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Earth is a planet in the Soylar System or something. It is the headquarters of Science and is best known for being the only known planet in the universe where life exists. It's also where (You) live.
The Earth has only one natural satellite, which is the Moon.
History[edit | edit source]
>OH MY FAUCI THIS IS JUST LIKE THE 33 MINUTES KURZGESAGT JEWTUBE ESSAYS!!!Proto-life Earth[edit | edit source]
Planet Earth formed roughly 4.5 billion years ago over 100 million years from dust, rocks and proto-planets. It once has been a a colossal fireball, seas of molten rocks and an atmosphere that would kill a victorian child. Around 4.45-4.4 BYA, while Earth was cooling, a potentially Mars sized planet named Theia, who is unfortunately orbiting close to Earth's orbit encountered each other and collided, earth had suffered major loss and lead to the destruction of theia, dusts and debris swarm around earth which either fell back into earth, strayed away or become one of the large fragment to form and become the Moon. According from Peer-reviewed studies, Theia collision was very likely kickstarted life because it introduced metals that would enrich earth's core, more carbon materials and other useful snca materials. As earth cools down to less hot temperature and it's crust gets rock hard, early 4.3 BYA water starts to slowly fill earth as meteoroids containing water crystals or from earth's venus like atmosphere. Oh yeah tectonic plates formed 4 BYA if that matters.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Earth is still a niggerhell, even with water, you still need to worry about the heat and toxic atmosphere with pressure of Venus that kept water liquid (ev&doe the co2 eventually rained and mixed with the water who will soon be dug into the ground by plate tectonics and embedded in minerals). But in the darkness, light shines, life started forming as early as 4-3.8BYA as those simple microbial life, it relied on hydrothermal vents which ejected ions and organics to use for metabolism, from peer-reviewed studies who is yet to be fact checked by [Ssnopes]], the chemical reactions in water enriched in organic matters started clumping together to form the first proteins who can replicate xheirself from RNA templates, limpids, which eventually will clump together to form the first functioning cell. Also 3.5 BYA, magnetic fields formed which allows earth to protect itself from solar storm.
Great oxidization event[edit | edit source]
It all begins 3.2 BYA when the first likely photosynthesizing being turned sunlight into oxygen, unlike before which some bacterias used the same chemical in our retina, it's way better and also very Klaus Schwab approved, but not everybacterias can survive oxygen as it's a volatile and reacts slowly, this means it fucked up and killed many bacterias. Speaking of reaction, it reacted with metals in the ocean, which de-ionized iron to form rust that sank to the bottom of the sea (Which will become our building, bridges, etc...), the great oxidzation event almost wiped all life by 99% 
. Eventually life finds it way and finally made xheirself anti-oxidant.
Christcuck history[edit | edit source]
Doebeitever christcucks believe Earth was created by God and may try to DEBOONK you with it, you WILL remind them that Jesus was born in November 1, 0 A.D and died 33 years later.
Flat Earth theory[edit | edit source]
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The Flat Earth is a conspiracy theory that believes that the earth is a flat shape surrounded by an ice wall to prevent the water from running off the planet. The theory is supposedly being censored by the (((elites))) so that the portal to the Hyperburger doesn't get discovered or whatever. It has been THOROUGHLY DEBOONKED by soyence, but contrarian clittycel retards who have nothing better to do still feel inclined to believe in it because science is heckin' jooish or something.
Notable people on Earth[edit | edit source]
and most importantly, YOU!
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