Pizza (amerimutt perspective)
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'za is ARYANbtw, if that matters

This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.


Pizza, commonly referred to as 'za is a Spanish or something AMERICAN PQTRIQT food consisting of dough, sauce and cheese, or something. with NO faggy green leaf or anything like that. NO. It was like made in Grease? Portugal? You know what, it doesn't matter because America does it like better. Dominos and the Pizza Hut are where they make it better. Oh wait, now I remember. It was the Shitalians that brought it here, or whatever. But nobody cares about that. We made it BETTER, yeah. The 'za here in 'MURICA is actually GOOD or something. Those yuhropoors have nothing on our 'za, yeah.
Also, the other page is written in French or something.
TRVE 'za places
[edit | edit source]- Little Caesars - Delicious, also cheap.
- Sbarro - Delicious like a big apple.
- Chuck E. Cheese - So retro!
- Marco’s Pizza - Bit expensive but worth the price.
- Domino's - Their toppings are great.
- Pizza Hut - Classic, delicious.
- Papa Johns - Good and thick.
- Pizza 73 - Good since '73.[who?]
- Mark’s Pizzaria -
oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god why oh god whyWE DONT TALK ABOUT MARK’S PIZZARIA. - Any local 'MURICAN 'za place that’s really good, like it can be near where (you) live or something like that.
List of people who enjoy pizza
[edit | edit source]- Me
- You
- Hawaiians, they added pineapple which pisses off Europoors for some reason
- New York's large population of sewer rats
- Epstein


