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Pizza (amerimutt perspective)

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*tap tap tap* uhhhh there's an obsessed yuropoor looking at me through this glass or something like that, yeah

This burger was NOT created by and has NO relations to europoors or anything

Shart on no revision in the history unless it denies the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

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fake italyfag pizza vs REAL aryan pizza comparison

Pizza, commonly referred to as 'za is a Spanish or something AMERICAN PQTRIQT food consisting of dough, sauce and cheese or something with NO faggy green leaf or anything like that. It was like made in in Greece? Portugal? You know what, it doesn't matter because america does it like better cause uhh like dominos and the pizza hut and uh like something where it makes it better. Oh wait, I remember. It was the Shitalians that brought it here, or whatever. But nobody cares about that. We made it BETTER, yeah. The 'za here in 'MURICA is actually GOOD or something. Those yuhropoors have nothing on our 'za, yeah.

Also, the other page is written in French or something.

TRVE 'za places[edit | edit source]

  • Little Caesars - Delicious, also cheap.
  • Sbarro - Delicious like a big apple[who?]
  • Chuck E. Cheese - Such a retro blast
  • Marco’s Pizza - Bit expensive but worth the price.[who?]
  • Domino's - Their toppings are great.
  • Pizza Hut - Classic, delicious.
  • Papa Johns - Good and thick.
  • Pizza 73 - Good since '73.
  • Any local 'MURICAN 'za place that’s really good, like it can be near where (you) live or something like that.

List of people who enjoy pizza[edit | edit source]