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Italy
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This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.
Italy is ARYANbtw, if that matters
Italia, also known as uh Shitaly by it'suh haters, is a mediterranean country in uh Europe, and the uh successor to the Roman Empire.[it just is, ok?] They are uh best known for spaghetti and are uh eternal enemies with uh Argentina <- (Even doe the anti-italian argentines are uh actually bolivian-uh immigrants-uh who hate Italy because-uh italians discriminate against-uh them in Argentina GEEEEEG, also-uh most Argentinians have-uh Italian-uh ancestry)🗝️. Italians are also best known for speaking like-uh this. Julius Caesar is like-uh itsuh founder o qualcosa del genere. they also created fashim so they are giga and based. Italy is the best country ever
History
[edit | edit source]In the hundredsuh BC, Italy grew as the uh Roman Empire and owned most of Europe and uh North Africa. In the hundreds AD the Roman Empire would uh split into uh Western Italian Roman Empire and an Eastern uh Greek Roman Empire. German barbarians woulduh ravage the Western Italian One [a] and the dark ages would begin.
The dark ages woulduh end when an Italian would startuh the renaissance inuh the 1400s.
During the early 1800's the Italian peninsula woulduh unify and modern Italy would be uh born.
In uh the 1920's Mussolini woulduh take power anduh create Fascism. In the 1930's they would align with uh Germany and create uh the Axis. They already had uh some African Colonies and invaded during uh this uh time. In uh 1939 WWII woulduh begin and they had an infamous reputation of uhsucking. Later Italy woulduh be invaded and split into Allieduh South and Axisuh Northuh. The Southuh side woulduh win and Mussolini was uh killed and uh hung. Italy wasn't uh split like uh Germany and allied withuh the west during the Cold War. Once upon a time Albania was to Italy what Azerbaijan is to Turkey, I hope it goes back to that
The troubles
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Main article: The Troubles
An obsessed-uh conflict between uh France also known as frogposters and uh shitalalalallaryans happened o algo
Regions of Italy
[edit | edit source]Lazio
[edit | edit source]Lazio, known in ancient times as Latium, is uh the region surrounding uh the city of Roma.It was uh the heart uh of uh the Roman Republic uh and later the Catholic Church uh. They uh make uh really good uh pasta here.
Tuscany
[edit | edit source]Tuscany is uh the region above uh Lazio. They uh make uh really good wine uh and have good uh beef. The ancient uh Etruscan civilization uh was found uh here, and it was uh the center of uh the Renaissance. Nowadays it is uh woke uh.
Veneto
[edit | edit source]Veneto is uh in uh di northeast of Italy. It is uh famous for uh the city of Venice. It uh used to be uh its own country uh.
Bergamo
[edit | edit source]Bergamo is uh the region where uh Milan is. People here uh are Aryan.
Tyrol
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Sicily
[edit | edit source]Sicily, known as Shitcily or Scatcily by its detractors, is a large uh island uh off the southern tip of Italy. The people here are swarthy uh and the mafia lives here. There is uh some cool uh stuff left by uh the Spanish, Normans, and Greeks uh.
Campania
[edit | edit source]Campania is south of uh Lazio, and contains Napoli. This uh city is uh very good for clubbing and uh invented Pizza. The uh Ancient Greeks uh used to live here uh, now the mafia is here. Most uh Italian-Americans are uh from here uh. It also has uh Benevento which is uh more classy uh.
Apulia
[edit | edit source]Apulia, also known as Puglia, is the uh nicest uh part of the south. Here you can uh find uh some Greeks even today uh. It is the "heel" on the boot uh of italy uh.
Sardinia
[edit | edit source]Sardinia is uh an island uh off the west coast uh of Italy. People here uh talk weird, eat maggot cheese, and have uh the lowest percent of Aryan DNA in uh Europe.
Famous Italians
[edit | edit source]- Benito Mussolini
- Brunetto
- Cobblestone
- Froot
- Italian Chad
- Tony Soprano
- Mario
- Aryan warrior
- Enzo Ferrari
See also
[edit | edit source]- Julius Caesar
- Argentina
- Europe
- Italo-Argentine War
- Satoko_houjou_fan
Notes
- ↑ which isuh ironic when you uhrealize they would later become uh the Holy Roman Empire a couple hundred years later
