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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB ON /NATE/ They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull.

	This person is a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

approved by jimbo (brraaap!) award

This page is a gem.

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>disgusting jimbocreature

jimbo (brraaap!) or jimboboiii!Ups7POpBzA, formerly known as Vivo Endive, or by Doll as the Jobber of the Schlog, was a user on the Schlog and Nu/qa/, and is currently a user on the Booru, IRC, and the Shroom, which is where most of the Schlog oldfags moved to after the site was sold by Froot. He is also currently a mediator for this very wiki and a Booru janitor.

jimbo is best known for being one of the most entertaining namefags, repeatedly getting banned off the Schlog. After moving to the Schlog, his namefag popularity has blown up due to his infamy on the site, and he then jumped ship to the Shroom after said site got sold. His entire personality consists of liking the troonslop game OneShot and being a massive faggot by erping on various soysphere sites. (AVOID THIS TRANNY AT ALL COSTS)

As indicated by his signature copypasta, jimbo has a massive hatred towards anonymous SoyBooru comment posters, which he calls “chudfaggots”, derived from the default name on the SoyBooru, “Chud”. In the same way that normgroids think 4chan users are a composite, invisible person named Anonymous, jimbo thinks of Chud as a singular villain who happens to be obsessed with him. jimbo sees this collective person as a brown-skinned pedophile with transgender tendencies who specifically targets jimbo in an effort to project his insecurities while effeminately choosing not to log in, fearing jimbo’s wrath. Chud can insult jimbo at any point in a comment section. This omnipotent ability makes jimbo’s life very stressful, as he is forced to stay on guard constantly, watching for chudfaggot assaults.

Early life

Jimbo was born on an indian pig farm to a new delhi sewer goblin father and a lesothonian mother. He was raped when he was Ϫ months old by his father which forced his mother to escort him back to Lesotho, her homeland, to get away from his rapist father. The trip to that place was on a wooden boat which took 3 months to cross the indian ocean all the way to South Africa. The driver was a somali pirate who scammed them out of their life savings of 6000 indian rupees. They reached the coast of South Africa and had to walk barefoot all the way to their mud hut in Lesotho.

When Jimbo was just 6-7 years old he came out as trans to his village, which prompted them to exile him out due to his gender identity. By the time Jimbo was 10, in 2016: oneshot came out which captivated the mind of Jimbo, he was completely obsessed with the game but couldn't run it on his mud hut. The closest thing he had to an electronic was a BlackBerry, but that couldn't run OneShot. He then heard of this place called America, the land of opportunity and decided to escape his village in the middle of the night and took a boat trip to the Gulf of Mexico America with all the money he had saved up from scamming old people as tech support: he was only 10 years old and was a natural at it, the indian genes helped his endeavours. After another long boat trip through the Atlantic Ocean, he finally reached the Gulf of Mexico.

After arriving to Mexico, he slowly learned Spanish and lived off the street eating whatever scraps he could find off of garbage cans. One day, after months of loitering on the streets of Guadalajara, he met satoko_houjou_fan. They shared a common interest in oneshot and bonded over it, they both wanted to travel to the US where the internet speeds would allow them to download oneshot and finally play it. They started training hard to cross the border, going to wetback camp every day to train border crossing drills. There, they also practiced English. Their first attempt to cross the border was moot, as it was 2018 and Donald Trump had built a wall that blocked them; that, and Jimbo's fat body made it difficult to gain any speed to cross the border. They kept training hard until Jimbo finally lost the weight. By then, it was 2020, and Biden just let them through because every demonrat wants mexicans to invade the southern US. They then jumped into a semi truck illegally and went wherever it took them.

The semi truck was transporting grain to Georgia, which is where both of them departed. They then visited the local homeless shelter and started planning their dream: get a PC to play oneshot. Manuel took up a job as a handyman, while Jimbo continued his scamming schemes. They saved up enough money to rent out a trailer park in rural Georgia. Jimbo then discovered KFC, and shortly after gained all the weight he lost back, putting him at 5'2" and 340 lbs with a BMI of 58.4 and a body fat percentage of 41%. After years of saving up, they could finally afford a DELL laptop, which they paid $100 for. They then pirated Oneshot because they didn't have enough money for it KEEEEK. Immediately after getting oneshot, jimbo betrayed satoko; blocked him from the trailer park using his fat body and brapped, ensuring he didn't have the chance to come back to the trailer so he could play oneshot all by himself.

Jimbo racked up 1000 hours of oneshot only 4 months after that, and kept up his shtick of scamming people and using the money from that to buy KFC as a way to live. He also got on food stamps so he could buy all the goyslop he wanted from Walmart, which he frequented. Jimbo lived a peaceful life: all his neighbors left due to his stench so the trailer park was empty most of the time, he was still is unemployed and collects benefits. All the luxuries he needed: KFC, Popeyes, Raisin' Cane's and Oneshot 'p abdl furnigger commissions could be obtained from scamming a couple old people on the internet.

In 2024, he discovered the sharty and immediately made a namefag like all the other trans kweens like her. He posted his censored face photoshopped over high school graduation gown (he never went to highschool). He was then mocked for being a brown monkey: the shock from this was too bad, he got prescribed SSRIs.

Jimbo gets raped in a tf2 duel KEEEEEEEEEEK

He later joined the oldschlog, where he met a beautiful pooner called Terry. Due to his poor socializing skills, he thought the best way to attract a female was with ERP over the internet. Obviously, he was mocked relentlessly for this, despite terry going along with the ERP. This caused him to attempt suicide by hanging, but it failed because of his sheer weight, snapping the rope. Many other incidents like these transpired, leading to other suicide attempts, most notably when the gigachad aryan r1b gigachad yolked up heavyweight champion magnificent gentleman, exotic-ass gem among thousands of rocks and demigod Orbital, who dueled him in tf2 and absolutely raped him 9-0

This leaves us in the present time, Jimbo has continued his job of approving the most niggerbrim posts possible on the 'ru, earning $0 an hour. His real source of income continues to be EBT and tech support scams. His current whereabouts are unknown but he's rumored to be trapped in his trailer because he became too fat to leave it like Peter Griffin on that food truck episode. Anecdotes say that the trailer he lives in has no lights, but that the only thing visible inside is the glow of Jimbo's PC, as he goons to oneshot 'p and that this goon trailer can be smelled from a 3 mile radius.

General behavior

jimbo is famous for being one of the most obsessed posters, having the highest message count at his time browsing the schlog and quickly achieving the same on the shroom as well as gaining an absurdly high message per day count on just a few days of creating his booru account. Despite this, he claims that he has a job.

He is also known for getting increasingly angry and defensive any time someone criticizes him, something that didn't give him much lenience considering every time someone would make fun of him for liking Oneshot, he would start one of these slapfights, combined with how often he posted, this would cause him to derail almost every thread he ever interacted with, causing more people to hate him and starting an endless cycle of obsession.

He responded to almost every bait and insult thrown around at him further cementing his gegbull status, often resorting to personal attacks and bringing up past drama involving that person to counterattack. This got worse with his increasingly arrogant demeanor specially in the early days, as he would always think he was better than anyone else and think that he was being unfairly demonized and all the haters were projecting.

After long months of ass beatings and picking fights with everyone, even the jannies of the schlog, jimbo would be humbled a bit and decrease his hostile behavior slightly, although his peak of faggotry on the schlog is known to have been one of the worst periods of the site. His reputation had healed until he decided to become a 'ru namefag and went back to bickering with shroom users.

jimbo's profile is the character Niko from the hit troonslop game OneShot, where a transgender 8-year-old cat uses a lightbulb as a dilator or something. This did not win him many favors from schlogteens with accusations of him being a furfag or a tranny often sparking heated discussions. These often culminated in many GIFs of Niko being tortured or killed being spammed in the threads to upset him. jimbo is known to extensively defend the game from criticism, say it's not troonslop, constantly avatarfag as Niko on /qa/ and keep posting oneshot stuff on the schlog when unwanted and trying to convince its users to play it. Despite all of this, jimbo still would always claim that he's not trying to force the game.

jimbo's obsession with OneShot would cause most 'jaks depicting him to use Niko as his stand-in, similar to how Warrior-Z is often depicted as Kratos.

Relationships

>mfw when when no teresa

Terrycrews (do not confuse with the real life Terry Crews)

Terrycrews is jimbo's pooner friend who emails him on his email georgianstalliongoddess@proton.me and engage in Gay Ops across the Soysphere. jimbo constantly argued with her in every nu/qa/ or Schlog thread. When they weren't arguing, they were doing technically straight ERP with each other

jimbo is absolutely NOT gay. He says he isn't a faggot so that must be true!

Doll

jimbo's activity, being against Doll's vision for what the schlog should be, resulted in his handle forcibly being changed to a pink @THE JOBBER OF THE SCHLOG along with his reddit karma being set to -700,000. When Doll joined the booru under the alias "Hotdoghead" he would immediately start shitflinging with jimbo and would post something like "disgusting jimbocreature" on any negative jak.

Ribbon

While his /qa/ activity was irrelevant to the sharty it would eventually follow him back home as in December 2024 he would be temporarily banned for accusations of making inappropriate remarks about Ribbon, and another /qa/ nigger jimboth being minors while jimbo was above age. Luckily, fortune favored jimbo as Schlog jannies would find these accusations null and he would later be unbanned on the following day along with his account handle being restored, and his score being reset.

History

CSS

While claiming to be against e-dating, on the Sharty CSS chat he would be found to be having e-sex with an unknown impersonator false-flagging as the server's janitor Mist.

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  Messages of jimbo erping with a fake Mist
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  It's important to note that name of jimbo's steam profile is yuppiewix
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Journey to -10,000

Soyjak.blog has a reddit karma system where users posts can be reacted to giving jimboth positive, or negative reaction score to someone's profile. Due to jimbo's lolcow status a community goal was started by user Donald McDonald to forcibly lower his score to -10,000 points to hecking own him or something. Eventually, at late December 2024 the mythical goal was reached to much dismay from jimbo.

On the booru

jimbo is known to have a big feud against soybooru users, starting first with his fight against Warrior-Z and trying to debate him. He would then start to pick fights with multiple booru namefags on the schlog's SoyBooru general thread. Eventually on May 15 of 2025, jimbo would make his booru account and achieve the impressive feat of making more than 250 comments on the span of 2 days. He would continue his habit of raisinflinging against users by having massive fights in the comments of posts making fun of him.

"Attempts" to quit

jimbo has "tried" to quit the Soysphere various times, but never does so because he's an attention whore. The reason for one of his attempts to quit was allegedly because of the soybooru jannies refusal to ban the namefag tvrkicwvrriorforyou, who drew zoophilic art and posted a toss with 'p of Niko from Oneshot in order to make fun of jimbo. The reason tvrk wasn't banned is because Mustard said the porn drawing he used was an "aged-up" version, so he couldn't get banned for pedophilia. Eventually tvrkicwvrriorforyou would be banned but jimbo is still on SoyBooru attentionwhoring and brapping all day.

World War OneShot

Over time he managed to get the entire Soybooru and Shroom to oppose him, which sparked World War OneShot.

Trivia

• Came last in the December Schlunger Games, seethed immensely for the following week.
• Lives in Georgia (The mutt one).
• He has held the title of most posts on Soyjak.blog for quite a long time, having more than 18 thousand messages.
• Unlike most lolcows he's often not antagonistic to everyone and will hone his hatred on a few specific posters.
• He exhibited homosexual behavior and ERP'd with several users on /qa/ or the Schlog.
• He's brown and has a nigfro irl.
• His posts per day on the Schlog used to be 350.
• He approves unrated posts very fast when he's active. Including and especially fetish brimstone.
• His favorite admin is Root.

Copypasta

>I, Vivo Endive, JOBBER of the Schlog, humbly kneel to:

>Terrycrews-sama, top poster and my master

>Molly-sama, my only true love and my other master

>SmallAnus-sama, who I will never become stronger than

>Imperator-sama, who my janny warned me about

>Fortuna-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superspeed-typing form

>Tojo-sama, whose posts anally raped me and first awakened my latent homosexuality

>Steve-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started becoming as attracted to BBC as I am to BWC.

>DonaldMcDonald-sama, whose incomparibly forceful jartybombs crushed my asswomb to the point I cannot bear Terry's children anymore like I wished to.

>Goldy-sama, whose hours-long jartybombing caused me uncontrollable rage even the anal rape from Teresa can't be compared to.

>DOLL-sama, for he has my IP AS WELL AS the IP of my spamming masters.

>Joel-sama, whose powers I am scared of.

Gallery

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  One of jimbo's earliest soyjaks.
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  >Now yuo see jimbongo

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• OMG XISTA CUTE COUPLE !!!
• Jimboxissies...
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  Suicide is not a joke. Only (You) can drive Jimbo to suicide.
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  Jimbo kissing Terrycrews

ERP gallery

caught in 4k bluddy🤨📸

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  Doing more gay shit on some /qa/ threads
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  Reminder this is his actual tripcode as seen in his booru account.
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See also

• His profile on steam
• Terrycrews

Citations

Jimbo is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies [-+] soyjak.party: Quote (Owner, Developer, ex-Manager) ♦ Soysneed (Admin) ♦ Limeade (Admin) ♦ Mustard (Developer) ♦ BBQ Sauce (Manager) ♦ Lucky (Mod) ♦ Sucre (Mod) ♦ Smith (Mod) ♦ c0e7 (Mod) ♦ Tenor (Mod) ♦ Boot✝ (Admin) ♦ Froot✝ (Owner) ♦ Mist✝ (Mod) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ Doll✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Admin) ♦ Kuz✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Captain Coal✝ (Admin) ♦ Red✝ (Manager) ♦ Ronald✝ (Developer) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Mod) ♦ Sobot✝ (Mod) ♦ MoonMetropolis✝ (Janny) soybooru.com: Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Soysneed (Head Admin) ♦ Broot (Mod) ♦ Warrior-Z (Mod) ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer (Approver) ♦ jimbo (Approver) ♦ GillKoyim (Approver) ♦ Froot✝ (De jure owner) ♦ Doll✝ (De facto owner) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ YaroslavTV✝ (Mod) ♦ ClydeMcDeath✝ (Mod) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Approver) ♦ Joel✝ (Approver) soyjakwiki.org: Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Cobblestone (Admin) ♦ SprokemowerMan✝(Admin) ♦ Jackson✝ (Mod) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Owner) ♦ Froot✝ (Former owner) ♦ Gem Control✝ (Helper) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ Soot✝ (Founder) ♦ Tefal✝ (Admin) ♦ Wellmeaningjakker✝ (Mod) blog.soyjak.st✝: Broot✝ (Owner) ♦ Weebhunter3000✝ (Admin)
Notable Users [-+] Influential/Notable namefags : Albert✝ ♦ The Bulgarian✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ Hamas_2✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Italian Chad✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Joel/King Caesar✝ (creator of Slopjaks, influential sharty poster/Started the FPE spam) ♦ Mexican Twink✝ (Influential sharty poster) ♦ Romanian Schizo (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Influential booru poster) ♦ S0I1337✝ (Hacked 4chan) ♦ The Swede✝ (creator of Soyjak) ♦ The Venezuelan✝ (Started the fnf spam) Other Notable Users : Soyjak Party Video Archive (Youtuber, Archive) ♦ CobsonTALKS (Youtuber) ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial (Tiktoker, Unconfirmed to be official) ♦ Histrion (Founder of Choodism)
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Jimbo is part of a series on the obsessed brimstone that is killing SoyBooru	Sources [-+] 4chad immigrants ♦ antiswarthy ♦ attentionwhores ♦ Autists ♦ Bans for gay reasons ♦ B_B_GHAST ♦ Brown ugly personjak posters ♦ Cloudflare ♦ dead discord group I need to blame for bad posts (UTTP) ♦ diddybluds ♦ Discord ♦ FNF diddy ♦ Furries ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer ♦ greedy people ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jannies ♦ jimbo ♦ Joel ♦ Kernüng ♦ Moot ♦ NAS posters ♦ Nuboorusluttas ♦ Reddit immigrants ♦ satoko_houjou_fan ♦ Slopjakking ♦ specials ♦ Speech bubble spammers ♦ SoyBooru (duh) ♦ Soysneed ♦ TikTok ♦ trevor ♦ ugly people ♦ variant:unknown ♦ Warrior-'P ♦ Wordfilters ♦ 𝕏 ♦ You[You just are, ok?]
	Symptoms [-+] attentionwhore Drama ♦ Autism ♦ using “^” ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Vantablack ♦ NAS-posting ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars (Religion wars) ♦ Demoralization ♦ diddyphilia and 'p spam ♦ Gooning ♦ Lazy tagging ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Obsession ♦ Politicoaling ♦ Racism ♦ raisin Nobody Cares About ♦ Sharty hate ♦ Slopjakking ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Splintering ♦ Telling someone to kiss themselves ♦ Transgenderism ♦ variant:unknown
	Forced Memes [-+] Award ♦ Brown ugly personjaks ♦ Catjak ♦ Chudjak self inserting ♦ Euromutt ♦ Flagging ♦ FNF diddy ♦ Jartycuck ♦ tacoblimp (Mexiwhore) ♦ Muttposting or something ♦ Neutralplier ♦ "Newflamboyant person Repellant" ♦ Pepe ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Spadeson and racebait ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ ugly personslop (The Amazing Digital Circus ♦ Boykisser ♦ Fundamental Paper Education ♦ Ongezellig (detractor perspective)
	Treatment [-+] Soot ♦ Anti-raisinflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ attentionwhore Purge ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countrypeace ♦ Gem Posting ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Sproke ♦ Tagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content