Roost
Roost is an extraordinarily äutismusische vantablorpalge margerald from the intangible surface of Neptune!
Roost is an image of an extremely fat moorhen in a nest with a chick, it was originally posted on /soy/ by Poopson himself[1], while such a post would be considered not part of /soy/ kultur and be immediately removed due to rule 2 on /soy/, it instead got pinned and locked by the jannies presumably after someone leaked to get it removed. This then means that by all logic and science all images of fats birds (or least this of edits of this image in specific) are AND have always been indeed part of /soy/ culture and also SECA.[meds...]
Roost's Personal History[edit | edit source]
Roost is a big fan of the composer Paul Desmond, his favorite song is Take Five, a very popular choice, as it is the biggest selling jazz single of all time and remains a staple of radio programming and live performance. He has a son named Roosty JR however the status of his mother is unknown, making Roost possibly a single father, in his daily struggles as a moorhen he still tries to provide for Roosty JR and always thinks of him when times get hard.
Origins of The Picture[edit | edit source]
Not that much is truly known about Roost, the original image dates back as far as back to December 2013, being use as someone's profile picture in a Slovenian news article about low pensions from retiree's[2], it seems that we will never known the origin of Roost making it also officially lost media. never give up.
