SNCA:American football

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American Football, also known as Amerimutt Niggerball, is a variant of gridiron football played in the United States. The game takes place on a field 100 yards wide with end zones on each end. Games are played by two teams and take place across four fifteen-minute quarters. It emerged in the late 19th century as a combination of soccer and rugby.

Gameplay

The offense has four attempts, known as "downs," to advance the ball ten yards from where the ball sits (the line of scrimmage) to a line known as the first down line. If they make it ten yards, the team gets another set of four downs. If not, the other team gets the ball. On fourth down, the offense can either punt the ball as far as they can so that the receiving team has to go a longer distance, attempt a field goal from fifteen yards behind the line of scrimmage, or try to get the ball past the first down line. The defense attempts to prevent the offense from advancing the ball.

Penalties can either add or subtract yards from the distance that the offense needs to go, depending on whether the offense or defense committed them. Penalties include pass interference, false start, offside, unnecessary roughness, holding, breathing near Patrick Mahomes, and unsportsmanlike conduct.

Scoring

Touchdown

A touchdown is when the ball is advanced into, caught, or recovered in the defense's end zone. It is worth six points.

After a touchdown, the team may score extra points, in a play known as a "conversion." They may either attempt to kick the ball between the goalposts for one extra point (a "point after touchdown"), or run the ball from the two yard line for two extra points (a "two point conversion").

Field Goal

A field goal is when the offense kicks the ball between the goalposts. Field goals can be attempted at any time, but they are usually done on fourth down. A field goal is worth three points.

Safety

A safety is when a player is tackled or commits a penalty in their own end zone. It is worth two points to the defense, except in the exceedingly rare case that it happens on a conversion attempt, in which it is worth one point.

Positions

Offense

The offense is the unit of 11 players responsible for moving the ball down the field through running or passing plays to score touchdowns or field goals.

Quarterback

The quarterback is usually the most famous player on the team. Xe receives the ball from the center to start a down and can either run it, throw a pass, or hand it to a running back.

Running Backs

A team will usually have one or two running backs on the field, referred to as a halfback and a fullback. Their job is to receive a handoff from a quarterback and run the ball as far as they can.

Wide Receivers

A team has two wide receivers, whose job is to catch passes thrown by the quarterback.

Offensive Line

The offensive line consists of a center, two tackles, and two guards. The center snaps the ball to the quarterback to begin a down. The rest of the line protects the quarterback and running backs from the defensive line.

Tight End

A tight end is a hybrid position that can fill the role of an offensive lineman or a wide receiver depending on the play.

Defense

Defensive Line

The defensive line consists of two tackles and two ends. They prevent the offensive line from advancing.

Linebackers

Linebackers sit behind the defensive line and can perform various duties such as rushing the quarterback or blocking receivers.

Defensive Backs

The defensive backs mainly defend against pass plays.

Special Teams

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Kicker

The kicker attempts to kick the ball through the goalposts during field goal and point-after-touchdown attempts.

Punter

The punter punts the ball as far as possible down the field when the team chooses to punt on fourth down.

Holder

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The holder holds the ball so the kicker can kick it.

Long Snapper

The long snapper snaps the ball to the holder.

Return Specialist

The return specialist catches a punt and attempts to run it as far as they can.

NFL

The National Football League, also known as Nigger Football League is the main professional league in the United States. It consists of thirty-two teams divided into two conferences, which are each divided into four divisions, resulting in four teams per division. Every year, the league hosts a championship game known as the Super Bowl, which is consistently the most-watched broadcast of the year because nobaldi watches network TV anymore.

There have been allegations of officiating misconduct in favor of teams such as the New England Patriots and Kansas City Chiefs, though many of these are just from fans of opposing teams who are mad they lost.

Some teams are considered total jokes in the league and consistently cause leakage from their fans. These include the Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, and New York Jets. You WILL make fun of fans of these teams whenever you can.

AFC East

Miami Dolphins

Best known for going undefeated in the 1972-73 NFL season later had Dan marino in the 80s and 90s and been dogshit ever since he left.

New England Patriots

Best known for being dogshit before Tom Brady arrived in the 2000s and the team has been average ever since he left.

New York Jets

Best known for somehow winning a super bowl in 1968 even know they've been horrible before and after this.

Buffalo Bills

Best known for losing 4 super bowls in a row .

AFC West

Kansas City Chiefs

Best known for Patrick Mahomes or something.

Denver Broncos

Best known for playing 5,280 feet above sea level.

Las Vegas Raiders

Best known for formally playing in the shithole know as the oakland coliseum.

Los Angels chargers

Best known for leaving their fans behind in San Diego to play in Los Angels but no one goes to their home games now .

AFC North

Pittsburgh Steelers

Best known for waving a yellow towel for some reason.

Baltmore Ravens

Best known for being the real cleveland browns even know they are a technically new team from 1996 but with the same roster.

Cleveland Browns

Best known for going 1-31 in the span of 2 seasons .

Cincinnati Bengals

Best known for losing 3 super bowls all by come backs at the end of the game.

AFC South

Indianapolis Colts

Best known for leaving Baltimore in the middle of the night with out telling anyone.

Jacksonville jaguars

Best known for being the most forgettable team in the NFL.

Houston Texans

Best known for starting in 2002.

Tennessee Titans

Best known for missing the touchdown that would've won them the super bowl by less than 1 yard .

NFC East

Dallas Cowboys

Best known for being "Americas team" even know they have not won shit since 1996.

Washington Redskins

Best known for being called the Redskins they are called the Commanders TAKE YOUR MEDS.

New York Giants

Best known for playing in New Jersey and being dogshit for the past 10 years.

Philadelphia Eagles

Best known for their fans destroying Philadelphia after winning 2 supper bowls.

NFC West

San Francisco 49ers

Best known for knelling during the national anthem.

Arizona Cardinals

Best known for being the oldest NFL team but they still have only 2 NFL championships ever .

Seattle Seahawks

Best known for their fans being so loud inside their stadium.

Los Angeles Rams

Best known for moving from Cleveland to Los Angeles in the 40s to ST Louis in the 90s back to Los Angeles in 2016.

NFC North

Green Bay Packers

Best known for being ran by fans instead for a single owner.

Chicago Bears

Best known for moving to Indiana.

Detroit Lions

Best known for being so dogshit that they lost every game in the 2008-09 season .

Minnesota Vikings

Best known for losing 4 super bowls in the span of a decade.

NFC South

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Best known for losing the first 26 games in their existence .

Atlanta Falcons

Best known for being up 28-3 by the 4 Quarter in the super bowl just to lose in overtime.

New Orleans Saints

Best known for their stadium flooding in 2005.

Carolina Panthers

Best known for somehow more forgettable than the jaguars.

Gallery of the worst moments in NFL history

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• Missed the field goal GEG
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Notable football players

Tom Brady

Tom Brady was basically the main character of the NFL for a while in the 2010s. Won a shitload of Super Bowls but is largely considered to be past his prime now.

Travis Kelce

Xe's marrying Taylor Swift o algo.

O. J. Simpson

O. J. Simpson is a disturbing criminalSome actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.

O. J. Simpson, nicknamed "The Juice," was a running back for the Buffalo Bills best known for killing his wife and her boyfriend. He was acquitted of the murders on a technicality, but he was later found liable for their deaths in civil court. The fact that he killed them has been an open secret ever since. He was later arrested and imprisoned for armed robbery and kidnapping. He was released in 2017 and died in 2024.

See also

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