SNCA:Football

>Though maybe you were looking for the American version?

This page is Brappy. Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito y drink some refresco before you read this page o algo

This burger is about YUHROPOORS or whatever Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

>or whatever

>Se chama futebol seus gringos burros ou seja lá como eu perco por 7 a 1 pra 'lemanha

why are you jumping into a tackle? The balls on the ground dumbass

Association football, or Fútbol if you’re a Spic, or Soccer if you're an Amerimutt, is a team sport played between 2 teams, normally played with 11 players per side but this can change, such as 6, 3, 4 a side etc. But normally, this isn't called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ‘Arseanal vs Chelski’ But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team, you would say “Lets do 6 a-side” if you had 12 people to play with

Tell me more about this shit sport obsessed faggot.. or something..

I'm happy to oblige mutt, first lets start off with the lingo.

• Red card - Getting sent of the pitch for being too touchy, do that in your own time faggot
• Yellow card - Stop touching him
• Penalty - Pretty much a free goal, unless you’re black

well well well

• Freekick - Basically a penalty but some guys have to jump to stop it

• Foul - Touching the scrotum
• Offside - Too near the goal, get between other players first or it's too easy
• Extra time - Normally, the game is two halves lasting 45 minutes each, but more can be added on depending on how long players roll around on the ground
• Goal - You finally scored, well done
• VAR - Geg nevermind

Positions

• Goalkeeper - THE ONLY GUY WHO FLOPS AROUND IN FOOTBALL, everyone knows about this guy, even people who haven’t even touched the sport AKA (you)
• Defender - Second-to-last line of defence, should be very good and water-tight.
• Midfielder - In the name really, he defends and attacks, she should be able to stay calm on the ball and to start off a counter attack.
• Strikers - The dudes who score the goals, unless they’re shit and cant score for shit
• Wingers - Left wing and right wing, They are the guys who get the ball to the strikers, should be very fast and have good balance

Rules

There are a LOT of rules in football, these are the basic ones.

• A football match usually lasts 90 minutes, with two halves of 45 minutes each with a 15 minute break inbetween. Any amount of extra time can be added during the halves by the referee, depending on which team he bet on.
• Throwing the ball out of bounds will result in a throw-in for the opposing team. If the ball goes out over your own goal line, the opposing team is awarded a corner kick. If the ball goes out over the opposing team's goal line, their goalkeeper is awarded a goal kick.
• You will NOT hit the ball with your hands. Only the goalkeeper can do that albeit inside of xir box. Failure to do so awards (You) with a yellow card and the other team with a free kick or a penalty if it happened inside the goalie box. There are times where a handball is unintentional, like when you don't want to hit your face on the ground when falling.
• Players can be substituted for others in the bench if a coach says so. A maximum of 5 players can be subbed in one game (or 6 if one gets a brain aneurysm) in 3 different opportunities or "windows". A player that's been subbed out cannot be subbed back in.

Oh.. football that sport which copied off the Board Clash or whatever..

point and laugh at this faggot who done all this work for nothing

Yep, I do. Board Clash was an event made by User:Poomageddon and was going to be run by Froot, Unfortunately Froot never kept his promise and would rather laugh at (You) in the Frootcord for posting averi porn on /qa/

The Party has moved on to bigger and better projects though, so I cant be too angry though <— such as what? give an example.

Relation to Gooning

	These people are GOONERS! Xey have severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels

Supporters of Arsenal FC call themselves Gooners

LGBT supporters of Arsenal FC are called Gay Gooners

(((Jewish))) supporters of Arsenal FC are called (((Jewish))) Gooners (even doe Tottenham Hotspur is London's Jewish club)

If unironically, then Arsenal call themselves like that because of Britbong pronunciation of the word "gunner". It should be noted that Gooners are the supporters and Gunners are the players.

People who like football

• People on the /sp/ (sports board) on 4cuck
• Euromutts
• Spics
• Skinny white kids who didn’t hit their growth spurt fast enough to play (real) football. <--- obsessed 'mutt
• Brapzilian kids
• Aryans
• El Perro Rabioso(Real life)