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SNCA:Football
>or whatever
>Se chama futebol seus gringos burros ou seja lá como eu perco por 7 a 1 pra 'lemanha
>OLEEEEEE wey no mames pinch' messi cabron o algo
Association football, or Fútbol if you’re a Spic, or Soccer if you're an Amerimutt, is a team sport played between 2 teams, normally played with 11 players per side but this can change, such as 6, 3, 4 a side etc. But normally, this isn't called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ‘Arseanal vs Chelski’ But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team, you would say “Lets do 6 a-side” if you had 12 people to play with
Tell me more about this shit sport obsessed faggot.. or something..[edit | edit source]
I'm happy to oblige mutt, first lets start off with the lingo.
- Red card - Getting sent of the pitch for being too touchy, do that in your own time faggot
- Yellow card - Stop touching him
- Penalty - Pretty much a free goal, unless you’re black
- Freekick - Basically a penalty but some guys have to jump to stop it
- Foul - Touching the scrotum
- Offside - Too near the goal, get between other players first or it's too easy
- Extra time - Normally, the game is two halves lasting 45 minutes each, but more can be added on depending on how long players roll around on the ground
- Goal - You finally scored, well done
- VAR - Geg nevermind
Positions[edit | edit source]
- Goalkeeper - THE ONLY GUY WHO FLOPS AROUND IN FOOTBALL, everyone knows about this guy, even people who haven’t even touched the sport AKA (you)
- Defender - Second-to-last line of defence, should be very good and water-tight.
- Midfielder - In the name really, he defends and attacks, she should be able to stay calm on the ball and to start off a counter attack.
- Strikers - The dudes who score the goals, unless they’re shit and cant score for shit
- Wingers - Left wing and right wing, They are the guys who get the ball to the strikers, should be very fast and have good balance
Rules[edit | edit source]
There are a LOT of rules in football, these are the basic ones.
- A football match usually lasts 90 minutes, with two halves of 45 minutes each with a 15 minute break inbetween. Any amount of extra time can be added during the halves by the referee, depending on which team he bet on.
- Throwing the ball out of bounds will result in a throw-in for the opposing team. If the ball goes out over your own goal line, the opposing team is awarded a corner kick. If the ball goes out over the opposing team's goal line, their goalkeeper is awarded a goal kick.
- You will NOT hit the ball with your hands. Only the goalkeeper can do that albeit inside of xir box. Failure to do so awards (You) with a yellow card and the other team with a free kick or a penalty if it happened inside the goalie box. There are times where a handball is unintentional, like when you don't want to hit your face on the ground when falling.
- Players can be substituted for others in the bench if a coach says so. A maximum of 5 players can be subbed in one game (or 6 if one gets a brain aneurysm) in 3 different opportunities or "windows". A player that's been subbed out cannot be subbed back in.
Isn't this that sport which copied the Board Clash or whatever?[edit | edit source]
Board Clash was an event made by User:Poomageddon and was going to be run by Froot, Unfortunately Froot never kept his promise and would rather laugh at (You) in the Frootcord for posting averi porn on /qa/ and thus the event died before arrival.
List of notable football competitions[edit | edit source]
- UEFA Champions League: A football tournament meant to be as a competition for the best European teams.
- UEFA Europa League: A football tournament for those that didn't manage to qualify for the Champions League
- UEFA Conference League: A football tournament for teams that didn't manage to qualify for the Europa or Champions League
- FA Cup: A tournament between English teams
- UEFA Euro: An international tournament between European countries, such as Portugal or France
- AFCON Nations Cup: An international tournament between African countries
- AFC Cup: An international tournament between Asian countries(and Australia)
- Club World Cup: Imagine the World Cup, but with football teams, mainly snca
- World Cup: The most well known football competition in the world, with 48 countries from all around the world fighting for glory.
List of notable football leagues[edit | edit source]
- Premier League: Considered the best league, football league in England, some notable teams are Manchester United, Manchester City or Arsenal
- La Liga: Spain's football league, some notable teams are Real Madrid, Barcelona and Atletico Madrid
- Serie A: Italy's football league, some notable teams are AC Milan, Inter Milan and Juventus
- Bundesliga: Germany's football league, the only SECA teams are Bayern Munchen, Bayern Leverkusen and Dortmund
- Ligue 1: The French football league, majority of it is dominated by PSG
- Brasiliero Serie A: The brapzilian football league, the most competitive in South America and was before one of the top 5
- Saudi Pro League: Only SECA because Ronaldo plays there, Saudi Arabia's football league
- MLS: The american soccer league or something, only SECA because Messi plays there
- NASL: The former american soccer league that signed some of the best players of the 70s like George Best, Gerd Müller, and Pelé but collapsed in the span of 3 years
List of notable Football clubs[edit | edit source]
(((AFC Ajax)))
AFC Ajax is a club in the Netherlands best known for having one of the greatest youth academies in the world, their fans call themselves the Superjews because muh Jewish identity or something
FC Barcelona
FC Barcelona (formerly CF Barcelona) is a club in Catalonia best known for always accusing their rivals of cheating when things don't go their way, most of the time xhey accuse Real Madrid because of the rivalry between both, xhey are also known for getting into financial struggles and massive debt over the years.
CF Real Madrid
Real Madrid is a club in Spain best known for always getting accused of cheating by rival teams, though like Brapcelona, xhey also accuse others of cheating.
Inter Miami CF
Inter Miami is a club in Florida best known for signing Lionel Messi or something.
Paris Saint-Germain FC
Paris Saint-Germain is a club in France best known for their fans destroying the city after winning a championship for some reason.
Santos FC
Santos FC is Pelé and Neymar's club. They didn't need governmental help to build Vila Belmiro.🗝️
New York Cosmos
New York Cosmos was a club in New York that Pelé also played for and later dissolved in 1984 but got brought back in 2025.
Fort Lauderdale strikers
Fort Lauderdale Strikers was a club in Florida best known for signing German football great Gerd Müller and later dissolved in 1994.
Al-Nassr FC
Al-Nassr is a club in Saudi Arabia best known for signing Cristiano Ronaldo.
Leicestar City FC
Leicester City is a club in england best known for winning the premier league in 2016 but got relegated all the way to league 1 
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Inter Milan
Inter Milan better know as inter is a club in Italy best know for suing Inter Miami because their names sound a like but ended up losing the lawsuit.
Relation to Gooning[edit | edit source]
Supporters of Arsenal FC call themselves Gooners
LGBT supporters of Arsenal FC are called Gay Gooners
(((Jewish))) supporters of Arsenal FC are called (((Jewish))) Gooners (even doe Tottenham Hotspur is London's Jewish club)
If unironically, then Arsenal call themselves like that because of Britbong pronunciation of the word "gunner". It should be noted that Gooners are the supporters and Gunners are the players.
People who like football[edit | edit source]
- People on the /sp/ (sports board) on 4cuck
- Euromutts
- Spics
- Skinny white kids who didn’t hit their growth spurt fast enough to play (real) football. <--- obsessed 'mutt
- Brapzilian kids
- Aryans
- El Perro Rabioso(Real life)
