SNCA:Rick May

>Though maybe you were looking for the non-truther version?

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Rick May is a disturbing criminal Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned.

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Rick May, known as the Soldier from Team Fortress 2, was a voice actor who worked for Valve and a notorious racist and rapist

History

In 1957, Rick May sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl at his daughter's meet the teacher event at her school. He was arrested but was bailed out by an unknown individual. Due to connections he had with the local government, he was found not guilty of his crime despite there being serious evidence against him.

He died on April 5th, 2020. Shortly afterwards his corpse disappeared from his grave. One can only speculate where he is now.

Killing Yomps

A few months after his death, Rick May worked together with Zilly, another pro player, to kill Yomps. The whole ordeal was framed as a suicide, but only some know the truth.

Trivia

• He loved killing niggers
• Rick May outrapes both Zesty Jesus and Gabber
• According to some sources, his body is still being powered with a generator under Valve HQ
• He avoided raping niggers
• On the 31st of October, Rick May briefly turns into Slendermay

Real and verified audio of Rick May being a racist