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SNCA:Ship

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Please remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
Ships are ARYAN
btw, if that matters
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>LIKE HECKIN CHARACTER SHIPS??? OH MY HECKIN FAUCI!!!!
This is the most ARYAN ship in the world btw

Ships, also known as boats, are large, self proppelled, vessels that generally navigate on water. Ships commonly attract autisticCHADS.. they are divided into transport and specialised ships, which includes oil ships, and gas ships (some of them are powered by TRVTHNVKES). Oil used by ships leaves a lot of soot.

Types of ships[edit | edit source]

Transport[edit | edit source]

  • Cargo - The most frequent used type of water vehicles, due to their cost effectiveness and ability to carry a lot of weight.
  • Tanker - Mostly used for oil things.
  • Fishing Vessels - fish sticks or something. The difference from trawlers or other fishing vessels is that they are refrigerated and carry a lot of fish.
  • Cruise ship - Used for recreational purposes such as living life like having and not giving fuck.

Specialised Carriers[edit | edit source]

  • Icebreakers - they break ICE.
  • Cable layers - it's kinda obvious what it is.
  • Trawler - they are like fishing vessels but different.
  • Construction vessels - used to build things.
  • Drilling ships - they are used to create oil rigs.
  • Supply vessel - they are like allies you meet when escorting Joan of Arc in AoE2.

Navy[edit | edit source]

  • Destroyer - Main Navy ship
  • Cruisers - They're used to launch cruise missiles to bomb middle eastern kids🗝️.
  • Frigate - Multi purpose ship used mostly for the protection of the group.
  • Aircraft Carriers - American Win.
  • Submarine - I've actually been there and it smells like farts

A list of well known cruise ships[edit | edit source]

  • The Icon of the seas
  • The star of the seas (upcoming)
  • Utopia of the seas
  • Wonder of the seas
  • Symphony of the seas
  • harmony of the seas
  • Allure of the seas
  • Oasis of the seas
  • Odessy of the seas
  • Spectrum of the seas
  • Carnival adventure
  • Carnival Splendor
  • Carnival Legend
  • Carnival Spirit
  • Carnival encounter
  • Carnival sunrise (powerword: Triumph)
  • Carnival magic

History[edit | edit source]

Ships were used by monkeys for a very long time. Biggest advancements in shipbuilding were made by a bunch of SEAmonkeys thousands of years ago, who were able to explore the pacific ocean from Australia up to Hawaii.

The next advancements in ships were done by Egyptians and other middle easterns. Their ships were used mostly for trade. Their technologies spread onto all of the area, and reached china. For a thousand year there weren't any significant achievements in this area, until Europeans were able to build a lot of ships that were used for exploration, trade and warfare. Britbongs were most successful in this even&oe Dutch absolutely dominated trade sphere.

The industrial revolution created steam ships, this helped to revolutionize trade and military. This was the era where most soot was excreted. For more than 2 centuries there weren't any significant technological advancements again. Americans were able to put a NVKE into an Aircraft Carrier, and their GPS, cruise missiles, radars created navy and trade world as we know it today.