SNCA:Voltaire

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The Jartycuck song, but sung by Voltaire

François-Marie Arouet, also known as Voltaire (November 21, 1694 - May 30 1778) was a French jartycuck illuminist subhuman, he once said that pederasty (gay pedophilia) is natural and inspired many SNCA philosophers such as Karl Marx and Nietzsche.

Xis name is literally the cultural mark of illuminism (to no one's surprise), a once popular movement back in the 1700's, and was also some versatile and """"prolific""""" writer and works in almost every literary form including plays, poems, novels and other SNCA

He wrote more than a whopping score of 2000 books (and pamphlets) and 20000 letters, he was one of the first subhumans to somehow become reowned and commercially successful.

He is obsessed over the Holy Roman Empire, and would constantly yapp about "ITS HECKIN NOT HOLY OR ROMAN OR A EMPIRE" or "HRE LE BAD, BECAUSEE... IT JUST HECKIN' IS, OK?!". He would also obsess over the king for some reason.

Why he is bad

  • He is a gay pedophile
  • He is the first redditor EVER