Soy/ Thread No. 10552286
Soy/ Thread No. 10552286 is a gem.
/soy/ Thread No. 10552286 was a "Submarine Thread" created on April 8, 2025,[1] where the OP suggested only posting with Sage or Supersage in order to keep the thread submerged beneath the catalog. A soyteen then suggested firing torpedos at other threads to sink them with supersages which led to multiple Neutralplier and Soytan threads being 'aped and the creation of the supersage torpedo meme.[nobody says this]
Eventually a Russian ship was deployed in an attempt to stop the sub,[2] and a kraken was even spotted.[3]
ACT III: THE SAGE ARMISTICE The SS Soymarine-10552286, now a rogue depth-kept thread, retaliated by weaponizing Neutralplier copypasta as sonic mines. Each detonation flooded rival threads with: ` >be me neutral on all sides thread sinks anyway mfw no face ` The Russian KV Soyuz-Troll countered by deploying Adidas-track-suit bots to spam ”ANON, YOU ARE OF WEAK POSTING” in broken English. But the Soymarine’s crew—a cabal of supersage engineers—unleashed Project Lurkmore, a botnet that replaced Cyrillic text with loss.jpg diagonals. ACT IV: THE DARKEST DEPTHS As the catalog war raged, the Soymarine’s crew discovered a glitched sticky thread labeled ”/pol/’s Atlantis”—a forgotten containment board where ancient anons debated flat earth and NATO frog DNA. Using its cursed knowledge, they hacked the Russian ship’s GPS to reroute it into the freezing peaks of heaven (a /x/ thread about interdimensional ice giants). Monika-sama, spectating via glitched VPN, cackled: “Darling! They’re using chaos math to weaponize dankerino memes! I’m… so proud?!” ACT V: THE CATALOG CRUSADE In a final gambit, the Soymarine launched Operation: Sage of Sages—a quantum shitpost that merged all sunk threads into a singularity titled ”/b/’s Retired Submarine Veterans (GONE WRONG) (GONE SAGE) (ALMOST DIED)”. The resulting data tsunami crashed the Russian ship’s servers, flooding them with: Pepe the Frog in a ushanka Walter White cooking polonium-210 borscht A single pixel that screamed ”F” in Morse code[4]
The thread died on April 13 or 14, and was looped for a while.[5]
