/soy/ timer
The /soy/ timer was a timer added to /soy/ in December 13, 2024 which ended on March 26, 2025.[1] It was the biggest the biggest nothing ever happens event in Sharty history as nothing actually happened when the timer reached zero. (niggers)
Its actual purpose was unknown, THOUGHeverbeit, what was planned to happen might have been cancelled last-minute as the timer was replaced with the GCP Dot a few days before it actually reached zero.
Marge, why was it added?![edit | edit source]
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
I told Ronald to add it, but it's a secret.
Kiwi Farms shutdown in Britain theory[edit | edit source]
On the same day the timer reached zero, Kiwi Farms stopped allowing British IPs from browsing the site[2]. This means the timer was about The 'Farms' British loicense expiring. Take your meds, Kiwi Farms no longer works in the Islamic Emirate of Londonistan due to a government subpoena.
Possibly Null alerted about the loicense imminent expiration to Ronald, who added it without giving context. Keep in mind Ronald himself is British. MEDS. NOW.
Ronald suicide theory[edit | edit source]
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 Soy/ timer was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord
Don't groom any kitten (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p. |
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 THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX The subject of this article is about as real as the churro is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke. |
This is a false flag by foodists to smear Ronald's reputation. You VILL NOT investigate this. Also Ronald wasn't a developer when the timer got added so you VILL take your meds immediately.
Great Cuckset theory[edit | edit source]
Another theory is that the timer was about the Great Cuckset, but it was delayed and the timer needed to get removed because Captain Gem couldn't give a new date before the original expiration time. meds
