January 1 - /ohio/ is re-added. A /soy/teen creates The Mutt Filter™, which translates all your posts into muttspeak.[1] (LINK) 'Sharty steals the 7000000 GET on /ic/.[2]. Brimstone Winter 2024 begins.[3] The /q/ board was flooded with bbc porn for 2 hours because only root, doll and froot can remove posts on there. Earliest known appearance of Parrotjak is posted on the 'ru.[4]
January 2 - The “famous” Willy On Wheels bot hits the 'ki. A Xwixtard tranny snitch named Liz, who is best known for harrassing our service provider to get our site taken down, attempted to release xer heckin' super scary A24 uncanny liminal horror l33t epic dark web h4x0r botneterino onto the site with the intent to crash it, which of course failed (which is a massive understatement). Users hardly noticed the bot and just saw xheir posts as standard blogposts which are common anyways. Liz has proven xhemselves to be the most retarded tranny in the history of soylent (btw "liz" the only thing that "botnet" of yours is doing is increasing our PPH rate). A user sets up three posters advertising the site.[5][6][7] /soy/ gets spammed by some bbctranny, probably spillover from a /pol/ failraid thread... Froot changed his capcode to Chud ## Epstein after a user sarcastically suggested the name during the /q/ spam.[8][9] A user also leaked Froot's discord messages but Doll deleted the screenshots. A thread is made on /soy/ announcing the death of Poog.[10] First thought to be a hoax, ROOT posts in the thread confirming it’s real.
January 3 - Doll locks /int/ with the intent of merging it with /pol/ (/interpol/ project), causing gemmy seethe from /int/niggers. This, however, leads to /int/ellectuals culturally enriching /pol/ to a point where /pol/niggers themselves start seething about the merge. In the words of one of the locals: ">im done with this place btw. kike it up as much as you want".[11] This pretend slapfight (as most of the posters were clearly in it just to bait and shitpost) between /int/cels and /pol/cels made the board faster than /soy/ at some points. A new board is added, /qa2/ - Questions and Answers, with the caption "open until I get home", which is later changed to "TRUMPFLARE FIREWALL BYPASSED BY Benjamin "Inter" Net and Yahoo! Inc. Reflorinate your tap water, The Red Wave Has Dried Up. The Deep Purple State is In Control. "President" Trump and Clinton being held in West Wing Secret Office. GCP dot has reached record highs. INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY: BUY LEGAL TENDER #WWGQA2WGA Find God in Religion Sandy Hook crisis actor SPEAKS OUT, KILLED IN NEW MASS SHOOTING funded BY BIDENOMICS... GO BROWNS".[12][13][14] It gets closed within the next day.
January 4 - A FNAC dev asks /soy/ to write mutt voicelines for DOLL to record and it gets stickied.[15] Root quotes a frogposter in a /q/ thread with an image of pepe and an actress that gets reverse searched by the filename on a 4chan archive. It brought up a 2017 post of a UK flag complaining about shills in /pol/ that the frogposter quoted in the thread[16], the post was deleted and then the whole /q/ thread 404'd soon after.[it just is, ok?] /q/ is also flooded by people demanding /int/ to be unlocked, which eventually happens.
January 5 - A message appears in the blotter: "The site will be shutting down for tommorrow as a memorial for the victims of january 6th."[17] Some ISISfag starts spamming links to bomb-making instructions, and a thread is made in which chuds discuss bomb-making. Uncle Ted would be proud. /soy/ raids a 4cuck related dating app called Duolicious, which turns out to be so dead that Soyteens quickly become the majority of users on it. One OMGXISA gets rizzed up and discovers the sharty.[18] Some offsite faggot makes a thread saying "If this thread gets 1000 posts in one day Doll must add /fap/". The OP of said thread then proceeded to samefag 1000 replies for the next few hours.
January 6 - The site doesn't go down like the blotter message said it would. A counter-thread againts the /fap/faggot is created saying that if it gets 1000 replies in 1 day Doll must not add the board and it not only reaches the 1000 reply goal but also surpasses the /fap/ thread in reply count[19]. (It doesn't really matter though because Doll never added his shitty board anyways). The /fap/tard spergs out and samefags a bunch of threads begging mods to add a porn board to the soy boy woah jack website as if there aren't like 11 4cuck boards you can go to if you want (((porn))).
January 8 - Some obssessed sperg (probably just another snitchbitch made a post on a bunch of tranny subreddits "exposing" FNAC as a "nazi supremacist racist video game"[20] The mass of offsite brimstone posters and pedophiles including ponyfags, furtrannies, shitzelligtrannies, and all the other NAS beasts of burden known as /qa/ start advertising the site to 8chan pedophiles, so expect 'p spam and more loli posting soon. Great going, you faggots.[21] Two-dozen or so soyteens raid Woozworld, some online roleplaying game full of e-daters and faggots. The game is inactive, so inactive atleast a quarter of the active players were soyteens. The raid is a success with rooms being flooded and spammed. [22] 6000 GET on /caca/ is reached.[23]
The "Jar"
January 10 - The Jarboy Incident: A thread made on January 6 holding a prophecy following the spam of a mysterious user merely referring to himself as "J." J had replied to almost every thread on the 'log with a filled or empty jar, with the text "filled" or "empty." Notably, the text would be the opposite of the jar's content, as if the jar image was full, the post would have the text "empty. -J" The January 6 thread began with the following text: "so you wish to know... fill or empty? haha... you silly jarboy... you know what coming soon." Chuds began asking J what was going on and what the thread meant, but J only had one reply: "he is coming... then we will FEED... us jarfeeders... united... jarboy coming... he will come to us... may 5th 2024... great times ahead... i cannot tell further SORRY". After a few hours, the original J thread was deleted for reasons unknown. After a 'jakker made a complaint over at /q/, Froot answered with a 'cado and deleted his thread soon after. Two new threads were made on January 10.[24][25] Doll commented on the thread as well.[26] Froot announces an archive called soyvault.party is in the works and stickies a thread asking /soy/ for help.[27] During a raid on a groomer subreddit called r/peepeeshart, /soy/ discover's that many of the jannies who moderate that subreddit also moderate r/196, three moderators of r/196 are then doxed by the sharty. Massive VVIN against redditors, and another step towards TTD. A /soy/teen gets a public ban for: (USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING A RETARDED FAGGOT)
January 11 - Some schizo begins spamming "Devin says/doesn't say this" under every new thread on /soy/. A certain frogposter (identified by his descriptive filenames which refer to his soyjaks as "soicucks") begins soyquoting every single thread on the catalog, which snowballs into more people doing so until eventually, for the first time in months, the number of green arrows on /soy/ reaches over 1000.[28] Another adventure thread is started.[it just is, ok?]
January 12 - LeadPipe Images, (Powerword: Brayden Coleman, the twitter account who posts lots of r/196 grooming-tier MKULTRA-style mind-altering hazards labeled as "memes" in an attempt to groom more and more kids into their fetishes) posts a series of tweets suggesting his followers mass-report the Party for "harrasing" him (even doe he was literally begging for it by consistently tweeting about the site and saying "I find your efforts hilarious, and I can't wait for the free pizzas! 😊 🍕",[29] . He also advises users to spam /raid/ with a reddit image of a monkey drinking soda, but nothing ever happens. The tweets gain over 30k views and over 1K likes. Aside from that more soyquote spam.
January 13 - Earliest known appearance of Npestajak is posted on the /soy/.[it just is, ok?] /soy/ decides what happens to a map of Europe.
Hello Sharty
January 14 - A thread is made on /soy/ by a self-proclaimed survivor of the 4th soyvil war who claims to be from the future, warning that Poopson will come out at 11:33pm EST time, and that the sharty is in it's last hours. The thread devolves into arguing, soyduels, discussions about the future of the site, 'jakkers saying their goodbyes, and other stuff.[30] Doll ends up replying in the thread.[31][32]ϪOOT comes back from the future to ban OP and contain the Poopson threat. OP then posts a picture of the ban and accidentally leaks his own IP. OP is probably fine tho since sharty comes to their senses and wonders why they would dox one of their own. At 11:33, /soy/ started being spammed with a bunch of variant:unknowns, NAS, bait, and other brimstone.[33]
January 15 - Froot’s thread asking /soy/ for help in building an archive is un-stickied. SPVA makes a post on /craft/ asking for clips of the soycraft server.[34] A user starts editing people's 'jaks and making them look black or chinese, saying "Here's what he'll look like if he was black or Chinese".[35] Someone starts a raid on some literally who altchan centered around the "Old ROBLOX Community", 7chan.xyz. It took less than 13 minutes for the 'MTcord to wake up. About 20 minutes later, some 'cordnigger posts 'p on 7chan's /b/, causing the raid to end prematurely. Froot makes a thread showing off his Pornhub account, stating that "i forgot i had an account, thanks for reminding me to update my playlists". It's unknown if he made the accounts himself or if sharty users started signing his e-mail up for porn sites (Froot's email is on a sticky on /soy/) and Froot just went along with the joke. It's also revealed that his email is signed to two other porn sites, and Froot later states "wait cant i jsut change the passwrod sicne he used my email, i should upload SMVs on pornhub".[36] A new post is added to the stickied thread on /soy/, stating "New guidelines for janitors going out tonight - Reversal of the "coal police" initiative - Relaxing enforcement of rules 5 and 7 - Re-training "FDL" and new janitors on the new standard. Overall goals should be seeing less random deletions and bans (especially permas) and more of janny doing what he should be doing, i.e enforcing rules 1/2/3."[37]
January 16 - Both the 5999999 and 6 million GETs on /soy/ were NAS tranime coal, with the 6M GET requesting this wiki be deleted.[38] Users call this “The second truly wasted GET”, just behind the 1M GET (albeit the 2M GET was arguably worse).
January 17 - /soy/ gets wiped by random full-body neutralplier spam, which caused the jannies to ban the posters for wiping the catalog before the catty wipe thread was removed. /soy/ raids /po/ together with wrestling fans from /pw/, 5 pages were wiped.[39]
/soy/'s field trip to India
January 18 - SoyBooru was taken down[it just is, ok?] and now redirects to a page called "Apache2 Ubuntu Default Page". This is due to server migration, as a message appears in the blotter: "Booru is down because we are migrating servers. the Party should never go down when the swtich happens". A soyteen suffers from a severe rash.[40] R00t appears in a "janny only" thread and answers some questions, revealing his favorite animal is "sexy poodle" and that froot doesn't buy xim hot pockets. Froot then appears and wishes a soyteen good night.[it just is, ok?]Indiachan is raided, which leads to a /soy/ board being added on the site.[41]
January 19 - The Sharty ends up going down for maintenace as the servers are migrated, despite it being said that would not happen. Going to the sharty resulted in a 521 error. The site returns with the blotter message "WERE BACK (probably for like 5 minutes or something) TAKE YOUR MEDS!!!!!!!!!!". The site freezes during that timeframe. Another sticky on /soy/[42] and another on /fnac/.
January 20 - Studio Massa's (the creator of ongezellig) full name is leaked on /soy/, and chuds find his deviantart account from 2011 showing that he was a furry artist and brony (SOMEBODY CALL LEE) who drew lots of somewhat suggestive furry art when he was a teen, along with a face reveal.[43][44] A sticky on /soy/ stating "we need some musicGODS for FNAC. yes you will be paid for your work if it is used in the game."[45] /soy/ raids Chris-Chan's stream and blows some money on super chats to get him to say things like "Cobson is a gem" and "I love soy milk", among other things.[it just is, ok?] The Jacksonville Dollar General mass shooter chud from April 2023's manifesto is relased to the public, and it's revealed that it contains TND and chudjak memes, with one chudjak wearing a /soy/ shirt. This leads many to believe that he was a sharty user, or at least knew about the site. This revelation brought back discussion of the Anti-teen theory. A soyteen hosted a "raid" inviting /soy/ to form a corporation on the MMORPG Eve Online to start killing shit for salteralds. A few soyteens join from the thread.[it just is, ok?]
January 21 - "Slim Shady" posts in a locked thread discussing the anti-'teen theory.[46] The Ham Ass-Israel conflict spills over onto /soy/. BBC and Blacked images were embedded inside aryanjaks, causing a minor identity issue. Froot posts a thread of an orange Kubota skid loader, in which he admits he's into gambling and had a pill habit.[47][48]
January 22 - After a week of pure coal, /soy/ discusses creating a potential splinter site called "Shemmy." Users argue over which logo to use.[49] Eventualy the site gets made, spammed by 'cord, and locked by the admin for a while. Who could've seen this coming?
January 23 - A German soyteen gets in legal trouble for posting a copypasta in a YouTube video comment section.[50] /soy/ starts arguing over whether or not gore/racebait/porn should be allowed on the site. The argument got intense with both sides giving some good points, until the threads were removed. The splinter site created yesterday gets mysteriously botted with posts claiming to be a raid from TheFrogPond, despite frogpond users claiming its not. Users start receiving bans for even mentioning the new site. It's probably some FDL psy-op, or something. Everything on the sharty is spinning. The site then kills itself and goes down, likely due to all of the server hosting budget being spent on figuring out how to spin images. The /soy/ EVE online corp grabbed some rustbucket Thrasher destroyers, went into nullsec, and came back with loot from a retarded hauler found on a gate.[51] Two pods were also destroyed,[52] but sadly no salteralds were mined due to the local nullfags not speaking english. The Sharty's home page freezes for a while. A red feraljak balloon appeared on the top left corner of the site for a little while.[it just is, ok?]
Mr. L
January 24 - Froot pins a thread on /soy/ announcing a sharty mobile app is in the works, and asks for suggestions. He says the app will be android-only because "im not buying a iSoy and paying $100 to publish on the goy store."[53] Later Froot pins a thread of YouTuber Mr. L (pronouns are soy/soyself you heckin bigot incel chud!) playing FNAC.[54] Froot states Mr. L is "playing an updated full version, as far as he knows the game is completely different. I didnt tell him anything besides "here have a key, no need to make a vid, but if you do just tell the soyim to wishlist it." Nights 2 and onward were made way harder.[55] Apparently the spinning was by a developer hired by DOLL called "Trunk".[56]
Gigachad Day
January 25 - The site gets temporarily taken down by Omocat, the creator of OMORI;[57] a blotter is added which reads: "We got booted from the new host because a person (Tiffany C. Liao, AKA OMOCAT, creator of Omori) reported us, she can be reached at 626-378-9957 or omocat@ymail.com, if you prefer to personally share your thoughts via correspondance,[sic] you are welcome to do so at 748 S Corrida Dr Covina, CA 91724. Sorry for all the downtime :D"[58] A Gigachad style is made default,[59] and /soy/ - Soyjaks gets renamed to /soy/ - Gigachads. Since there is no evidence yet which confirms Omocat xerself was the one who reported, there is the possibility that it was the work of an 'mori obsessed jartytroon false flagging as omocat (or the result of Froot not taking his sproke 'n meds.)
January 26 - A message in the blotter reads: If you got banned for ban evasion randomly, clear your cache then send in an appeal and check back in about an hour.[60] The Brazilian Vice-President posts soyjaks on Twitter as a means of political propaganda, with the posts receiving tens of thousands of views.[61][62] The site freeze-drieda round six times throughout the day. Froot releases a "final verdict" on gore and racebait, deciding to restrict such material to /floyd/ only.[63]
The Thunberg hack
January 27 - The day begins with more site freezes early in the morning. When the site unfreezes, various new boards were created and deleted throughout the day. Svante Thunberg's (Greta Thunberg's father) Twitter account gets hacked by a 'jakker, who then posts a crying wojak edit of Greta along with the text "stupid bitch aspergers".[64] The hacker also proceeds to make a post featuring Cobson with the text "COBSON FUCKING WON", and changes the account profile picture to a Yao Ming edit of Smugjak.[65] The hacker also leaks the account's DMs, and sends Greta herself three provocative direct messages. The account ends up getting banned.
January 28 - The site surpasses 7 million posts. Soyteens raid a notorious Garry's Mod/Second Life griefer's stream and cause massive rage from his fans and from the streamer Daniel himself in game and the DNSL discord. Controversy after the raid spawns due to some of the participants being offsiters shadows over the raid. Doll comments on the thread as well and states his dislike for the streamer. The site has been taken down (Error 522 Connection Timed Out).
January 29 - The Sharty is back up and running again. /soy/ discovers an ebay listing for an old typewriter called "the gem" with 16 cobs, that was being sold by a user from Kutztown, Pennsylvania- unfortunately it was too much for the average soyteen to purchase (it was $900). [it just is, ok?]
January 30 - The Sharty attempts to raid newgrounds and almost succeeded but got derailed along the way, with the thread hitting 500 replies before being moved to /raid/. (Nothing Ever Happens)[66]Everything on the sharty is spinning, again.
January 31 - The booru has had all posts from the past 2 weeks deleted, leading to a lot of seethe (lol 'runiggers lost).[67][68]
February 2 - The Dailyjak posts a pro-Kuz message and declares a "dark kuzist uprising."[71] This leads to a wave of pro-Kuz posts which prompts the site administration to wordfilter "kuz" into "pedo" and "kolyma" into "larp group." A twitter account with 114k followers starts posting sharty screenshots.[72]
February 3 - Froot got caught lying about the fnac discord, which in reality was likely the mod discord. Threads which talk about his lie get autosaged and deleted. A rogue janny then leaked the noticeboard message page which revealed a bunch of hidden jannies' usernames. Turkey Tom plays Five Nights at Cobson's on stream.[73] Froot also stickies a thread on /soy/ of Mr. L playing FNAC.[74]
February 4 - Earliest known appearance of Hydejak is posted on the 'ru.[75] Mr. L announces that he's creating a 'cord server, which distresses many soyteens including Froot who claimed he "already told him that making a discord is a bad idea" and "cant really do much besides just watch." 4 hours after the original announcement, Mr. L changed his mind and made an announcement saying "NEVER MIND NO MORE DISCORD."[76][77][78]
RaidHabbo2024
February 5 - /soy/ raids Habbo. The raids were initially organized on 4cuck's /b/ but after a ban fiasco were moved to the Party. Froot is confirmed to have engaged in this thread as well, but said he wasn't in the raid when this happened.[79] A babybot-style bot starts saging and replying to random posts in threads with "(holy/kill yourself) obsessed [Insert random country] faggot/samefag/samefagging. Lainchan's /q/ has its 12345 GET stolen by a soyjak getting soylent pumped into his head.[80][81]
February 6 - Second day of the Habbo raid. A message is added to the blotter saying "1: 40% 2: 18% D: 20%".[82]Studio Massa decided to cancel Ongezellig for good, leaving 'zelligers on /qa/ in disarray. Weirdly, he stated this shortly after a group of soyteens decided to try to dox Studio Massa and successfully got his real name. In fact, he stated this less than a months after that happened.[83]
February 7 - Third day of the Habbo raid. Operation Pokem-ACK begins.[84] The blotter message changes to "1: 50% 2: 20% D: 80%".
February 8 - Fourth day of the Habbo raid. Earliest known appearances of Cobbert and Godjak are posted on /soy/.[it just is, ok?] A soyteen reveals that he is friends with DaFuq!?Boom!, the creator of Skibidi Toilet.[85] SKIBIDI PATRIQTS ARE IN CQNTRQL. TRVST THE PLAN. The Soysylum Wiki is created.[86]
February 9 - Fifth day of the Habbo raid. A grainy photo of what appears to be a real life Fingerboy is posted to the website.[87] The message on the site blotter changes to "1: 50% 2: 40% D: 0%". A post is made on the sticky on /soy/ asking if Rules 5, 6, and 7 should be removed from /soy/ in the coming week "as an experiment," along with an attached poll.[88]
February 10 - Q&A with Soot is being scheduled.[89] The catalog becomes nutty during early American hours.[90] The message on the site blotter changes to "A new Q/A with Soot is being scheduled now, stay tuned. 1: 50% 2: 40% D: 70%". Rules 5, 6, and 7 are removed from /soy/.[it just is, ok?] (They were re-added shortly after albeit)
February 12 - Root posts in a thread and lists off "tranny warning signs."[91] The Sharty turns into The Frog Pond for 30 minutes after an ironically fake admin post gets stickied.[92] Angeleno changed every image on the site to neutralplier since y'all can't behave.
can someone doordash me some food im really hungry
February 14 - The formatting help from yesterday is removed. Froot allegedly got doxed on the Shemmy by a user purporting to be ROOT himself, saying the reason for the dox is "Private discord group chat where him and his friends, Doll and Angeleno create child porn and goon to it for hours. They also run a 4chan clone together called soyjak.party, where many of the userbase do not like him." The message was signed with "Get fucked Froot Sincerely, ROOT - Manager of Soyjak.party". Froot's only response was “DONT SEND PIZZA PLEASE I ALREADY ATE TOO MUCH”, and ROOT later replied with a gif of a surprised soyboy in reaction to the screencap post, before the thread got autosaged.[94] There is much speculation over the event, with many users questioning the legitimacy of the supposed information leak. ROOT has posted on /q/ since then, implying he wasn't fired and was framed for the leak, even though it'd be like the heckin sequel to the soypocalypse!!
February 16 - A mysterious image of Mymy with the words "she will always be a gem" printed on what appears to be a russian war shell surfaces on /qa/ marking the first time ever a sharty reference appears in real life warfare, oh my fauci! Disregard that, the image was photoshopped.[95]Angeleno adds doll text, gold text, gemerald text, big gold text, big gemerald text, and rainbow text
February 17 - Soot holds his second Q/A since leaving the site. The thread hits 1k replies in 2 hours.
February 18 - /soy/ doxes another trans qween pedophile and drives xher off of the internet.[96]
It sure is
February 19 - Earliest known appearance of Lennonjak is posted on the 'ru.[97] So remember that one garry's mod griefer streamer "DNSL" who had his livestream trolled up by a couple of soyteens last month? Well apparently he's STILL seething about it on all his socials, and even made a "call to arms" to his followers to "infiltrate" the site, which leads Doll himself to join the guy's 'cord server to try and reason with him. Doll was looking into giving Daniel suggestions on how to improve his content, however Daniel didn't want any suggestions from him, as he believes Doll is somehow responsible for the raid on his stream and the alleged doxing of a fan of his, despite the fact that Doll didn't participate in any of these. Daniel demanded Doll give a public apology to him, with orders such as "apologize NOWWWW". Even the members of Daniel's server admitted he was acting rather immature. While Daniel was acting like a selfish little fuck, /soy/ was having a laughing fit watching the conversation between the two via screenshots of the conversation. In the thread, the sharty hacker known as Thrimb declares he has Daniel's IP address and all his passwords, and Doll posted the DMs between him and Daniel. A little while later Daniel's address was posted onto the thread, and as you've probably expected by now /soy/teens unleashed the good old 'za onto Daniel's pizza-craving home address.[98] As a result, Daniel nuked his entire discord server and his twitter account. Doll gave his throughts on the situation.[a]
February 20 - A Soyboy Soyteen plays Mariokart with Angeleno.[99]
February 21 - /vp/‘s 55444444 GET is stolen by /soy/, and so is the "symmetrical" 55444455 GET.[100] GET claiming thread archive is here.[101] Doll creates a kiwifarms account. Rule 8 was temporarily introduced, and all gapejaks and his derivatives were banned (all because of one lee wannabe).[it just is, ok?] As a result one user recieved a short public ban for posting a gapejak.[102] Yet another example of Frooty Patootie being a silly lil' willy. Another 2017 4chan character was introduced to the sharty, known as "Blepe," who is based on another character from Boys Club, the comic were Pepe is from. They made some gems and raided the frog pond, a janny wiped all of their threads after doe. Soot holds another Q&A on the Shemmy.[103] A soyteen posts his inheritance money from his dead grandmother on /soy/.[104]
Territorial.io
February 22 - Doll provides an interesting statement: "I try not to give attention to bug-human hybrids and the insects that buzz around on the periphery of the Party. Last year I received legal advice to not discuss the reports I had to make to the FBI regarding these groups as it would jeopardize their case and also cause me (and any others that spoke) to get charged with interfering in their investigation. The group of individuals ran away from the site, we developed the CSAMBuster which went into effect under Froot's administration, and the cops+NCMEC have what they asked for regarding those individuals. It's out of my hands at this point. As for the former janny, he will type until he is blue in the face. It's not a cause worth pursuing to interact with him. I'm much more interested in the dnsl stuff and interacting with the people here with 0 bug DNA."[105] /soy/ gems up Territorial.io, with both Froot and Doll participating.
February 23 - A post reading "Some slight changes to rule enforcement and janny expectations will come this weekend" is posted onto the stickied thread on /soy/. /soy/ continues gemming up Territorial.io.
February 24 - The changes to rule enforcement are made,[106] which includes a cut-down on neutralplier spam, reduced ban lengths outside of rules 1/2/3, jannies being instructed to delete less NAS threads, most instances of doxing being banned, except if an individual is actively threatening or interfering with the site, /raid/ being locked for the weekend to follow this policy, and the deletion of /floyd/ and moving of its content to /nate/.[107] Many users are upset with the doxing ban,[108] and the janny tries to reassure the users that the ban is not a big deal.[109] During the drama, a frogposter reveals he has a backdoor into the site.[110] In response to the ban, the doxers make a new splinter site in order to continue their operations, which would get raided by der' cord in less than an hour (which was cleaned up fairly quickly). Whoopty fucking doo. Root and Doll comment on the situation.[111]
February 25 - An owner of a now-deleted pedophile Roblox group centered around Peter Scully exposed in a Ruben Sim video turned out to be a member of a sharty-related Roblox group.[112] This causes outrage with calls to dox and kill the user and an increase in suspicion of soyjak-related roblox groups.[113]
February 26 - The ban on 'plier threads causes the Mario Kart Wii soyteen to start posting Gapejak, which causes the Gapejak-Hating Lee to seethe, where he saged the thread and convinced the 'teen to use impish (even though impish is a gapejak subvariant). A federal agent /soy/bro drops an exposerald on some 'cord pedos or whatever.[114] The Sharty raids an oldfaggot altchan website known as "NeoCafe" and wipe its catalog, while failing to raid questden.
February 27 - A soyteen who claims to own a small media company wants to buy ongezellig.[115] An edit is made regarding the progress of the rule changes that occured over the weekend.[116] Under Doll's command, soyteens conquer Africa (in territorial).[117]
February 28 - Former Soyjak.Party admin Kuz announces a return to business and plans re-activate "KolymaNET"[118] and posts a telegram response to the "Carter" allegations and drama.[119] A secret message was found[by an anonymous soyteen who definitely wasn't kuz himself] hidden within the kolyma.net page announcing this.[120] A large amount of threads were posted and bumped around the same time announcing this news, some of which would proceed to get locked or deleted, including a redtext ban "(now you can post cp on your own sites and not ours )".[121][122] Doll's response to the whole ordeal was "What a delusional freakshow."[123]
Soyjak blog
February 29 - A soyjak blog forum was created. Earliest known appearance of Mexiaryan is posted on the 'ru.[124]
March 1 - An awful day, some nusoi'cord immigrants began asking for images of dead naked toddlers being hung because "ITS LE GEMMY TND SHARTEE KULCHURE CHILD PORN JUST LIKE MY EPIC 'P MEMES FROM DISCORD!!!". To make things worse some faggot from Toronto, Canada posted pictures of his court documents for owning such material, due to a law passed recently. These are the same fags upset over the literal who dox ban. Just more proof that goreposters are pedophiles. Total discordpedo death when? The 6444444 GET on /soy/ is a FNAF mutt gem, and the thread earns a sticky.[125] A soyteen presents his disgusting invention of "SL0PP" to the public. (>oh my GARLOID this is just like those disgusting tales from the internet videos from pooptube!)[126] Kaaatie uploads her Basics in Behavior animation on YouTube.
4th Soyvil War
March 2 - The details of the art contest are revealed on SoyBooru.[127] A thread on /soy/ was made that was dedicated to if the 4th soyvil war Sharty was in HOI4, and the thread earned a sticky for around 30 minutes.[128]
March 3 - The Sharty raids Pixelplanet again, this time targeting Boykisser/furfag brimstone. Kuz creates TheKuz.win, a site going over all the drama and containing personal letters to Doll.[129]soyjak.blog is added to the top bar, making it an official Soysphere site[130]
March 4 - One of the Five Nights at Cobson's devs leaked all the assets for the game.[131] All threads discussing Kuz's new site get deleted. Kuz also held a Q&A on Neutralplier.party,[132] while at the same time Doll responded to Kuz's accusations against him on soyjak.blog,[133] along with Froot.[134]
March 5 - Endchan gets its 19999 and 20000 GETs on /genshin/ stolen.[135]
March 7 - Discord bots raid the site for several hours straight, despite both Froot and Doll being warned of such attacks several times beforehand. A lone jannyGOD deletes these the entire time until cloudflare is enabled, preventing a cattywipe.[137] Later a message is added to the blotter: "Nu-anti bot system temporarily in place until some server configs can get changed".
SoyCaptcha™
March 9 - No arrow therefore You look like a bot and you say this. Endchan's 69999 and 70000 GETs on its /dota/ board are stolen.[138] The Sharty raids of chan.kemono.party (a Coomerimageboard) so hard the servers shut down for a time. The site goes into read-only mode "because of the server move relating to the sharty side of things".[139] After the server transfer, a brand new soyjak, pepe, and mutt themed captcha system was implemented on the Sharty. /soy/'s feedback on the new captcha was positive, with many chuds describing it as "kino" and "much better than 4cuck's captcha". Angeleno officially left his position as a developer on soyjak.party, according to the blotter message which read: "Angeleno is having his final q/a on the blog currently, and another developer has taken his place as maintainer of the Party. If you are having trouble using Quick Reply, press CTRL + F5 to fix it."
March 10 - Angeleno holds his final Q&A on /soy/.[140] The largest 'cord leak in sharty history occurs.[141]
March 12 - /soy/ steal's 34999999 GET on /lgbt/ but fail to steal 35000000.[142] For the first time in history, /pol/ overtakes /soy/ in PPH. /jak/ and /caca/ are unhidden and added to the top bar, while /nate/ and /an/ are hidden and the schlog is removed from the top bar[143]. A "Trust Factor" system is implemented,[144] (>You WILL earn sharty social credit points!) along with an automatic "quote" feature.[145] Doll considers unbanning doxing. Discordtroons spam /q/ using a fast-paced bot, causing posting to break in all other boards.
Cobson calls Ali Dawah live
March 13 - New emojis are added. /soy/ raids Ali Dawah's livestream.[146] Earliest known appearance of Slitherjak is posted on /soy/.[it just is, ok?]
March 14 - ZoomerGODS start popping up (even doe the vast majority of the site's user base is comprised of zoomers) and make a thread that reaches 250 replies.[147] A /soy/teen uncovers a child grooming ring on the 'cord of a popular Roblox game.[148] The Sharty raids a MySpace clone called SpaceHey, causing seethe and multiple site crashes.[149]
March 15 - User IDs were added for a brief moment as a "test." A new type of 'jak called SSTVjaks are banned by Root.[150] Site posting freezes for a few hours.[151]
March 16 - Obfuscated code is found on the new captcha along with apple pay info logging.[152]. Upon the unnamed developer being questioned about this he has a soot-style meltdown and starts babbling about "Anomaly detection" and refuses to answer any question with anything more than a vague answer.[153]DOLL holds his last stream, in which he plays Dominion 6 and TF2 against Scar, before announcing his retirement from the Sharty. It is suggested that Ryan Palmeter the jACKsonville shooter may have used the website, because his manifesto contained a twitter meme that included a /soy/-shirted chudjak among a group of 15 characters from popular media and he referenced TND in the manifesto; the site itself was not mentioned. However it was found that he had a steam account where he posted about the site, including posting a link to soyjaks.party.
Root takes control
March 17 - A blotter message is added reading "A short announcement will be made in 10 minutes." and sure enough, Root reveals that he is now an admin alongside Froot.[154] On his first day as admin, the website gets DDOS'd and returns a Cloudflare error for an extended period of time, hinting that Dark Rootists may not yet be in complete control.[155] Ali Dawah makes another video featuring him interviewing a /soy/tard pretending to be a hindu tranny, all while dropping sharty memes throughout the whole ordeal.[156]
March 18 - The Sharty is back, however it suffers a low PPH moment. /soy/ steals 2 GETS on /soc/.[157][158] GET 6600000 is obtained.[159]
March 19 - /nate/ is reduced to 10 pages, marking the end of the "/nate/ War," a half-week long struggle for control of the catalog between Animal Crossing porn posters (primarily the 'Ankha' character) and posters of AI-generated buff Minions wearing "Never Goon" shirts. The conflict caused /nate/'s PPH to rise above /soy/'s rate for a moment. /QA/ IS UNLOCKED, kind of: The 4chan Happenings Thread currently on /trash/ is swapped with the thread on /bant/. The thread was posted to /r9k/, [s4s], /bant/, and /b/ earlier in the week, with anons saying they should all be moved to /trash/ or shuffled. An anon in one of the moved threads suggests that it be swapped with the thread on /qa/, and it's moved there minutes later. So for the first time in a whole 2 years, 4 months, 16 days, /qa/ was unlocked, kind of. The old thread on /qa/ is left untouched.
March 20 - In the midst of late night downtime, the blotter is updated with a mysterious message: "Rejoice! Rejoice, for Chud ## Dev has risen, and He will make this server whole again." Some hours later, the developer makes a sticky on /soy/ stating that server migration has begun.
March 21 - The Sharty returns on a new server, allegedly faster according to the experts, with partial downtime on the Booru during the day. Root halves the amount of pages on /qa/ from 40 to 20 and later writes in both a /soy/ Soytan thread and the board sticky that Soytan is being allowed on /soy/ as a trial; even though she was never technically banned, this means Jannies might not delete her on sight anymore.
March 22 - Root introduces the new manager, who holds an extensive Q&A.[160]
March 23 - Earliest known appearance of Sloppy is posted on the 'ru.[161] A new banner submission contest starts on /r/, this time including banners advertising specific boards.
March 24 - Limejak posters and Orangejak posters began dueling, leading to at least 2 confirmed postings of Limefield.[162][163] The site shut down for over 15+ hours due to the emergency.
March 25 - THE SHARTY'S BACK BABY!!!!!! A /news/ board is added, where users can post site updates and whatnot to have a chance of a appearing on a newly added news header on the site blotter.[164] The Shemmy plans to acquire Twinkjak.party, but /soy/ buys it first and turns it into a redirect for the sharty instead.[165] The discord bot manages to bypass the captcha and raids the site for the first time in weeks again. /soy/ raids the "coomer" imageboard Sturdychan and wipes 40 pages. /caca/ claims the 99666666 GET on /g/. The FNF Pedo schizo posts a vocaroo.
March 26 - The Sharty and the 'booru are down for maintenance. The 6666666 GET is literally Poopson, as confirmed by John Soytor in a later thread.[166][167][168][169]. As punishment, this (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST); CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS. For the first time by Soyteen request, Root opens up a new board (>>>/yodlyahshga/) "Nonsense Posting", and in a pinned thread said "If this board can reach 1000 posts in under 6 hours, something good will happen".[170] After 3 and a half hours of pure spamming, a new board (>>>/yyyyyyy/) aka "Nonsense", is opened and is utterly confusing to even so much as look at. The board has a weird distorted War of the worlds soyjak edit as a background. To nobody's surprise Spictaco the booru namefag gets outed as a pedotroon coaler uploading Ponies, slopjaks and 'p to a Rule34 website. He then tries to remove this information by vandalising his page and this wiki turns into a Warzone for a few hours.
Nonsenserald
March 27 - Some Bulgarian spams porn of men being dominated by women on the /pol/ board.[it just is, ok?] Jannies are on their way to delete it (and also to goon to it). Huge discoveries are made regarding the origin of the Cryboy soyjak, pushing back the first appearance of it from November 2021 to July 2018.[171] /caca/, babybot’s favorite board, is officially hidden and replaced with /yyyyyyy/ on the top bar. This caused the /caca/ites to retaliate and start a raid, in which they stole the 500 "GET". IDs and image-only threads are temporarily added again as a test.[172]
March 28 - A new SMV has been made called Generic Chudcelcore Song. Instead of it being a shitty Powerpoint slideshow like most SMVs, this one is actually animated. Its such a headbanging Sharty-Saving gemerald that even ROOT had to comment on the post because it had a 'oylita in it it was such a music-defining Gem.[173] A /raid/ user requested the death of Chris-Chan, literally. This lead the jannies to panic and delete the thread.[174][175] This pissed off the Chris-Chan hater even more, and then he made another thread asking who got his original thread taken down.[176]
March 29 - Soyteens played a game of Gartic Phone and had an absolutely gemmy time!!! Some chud on /raid/ successfully found youtuber illymation's address. Will the 'za be delivered? Soyteens find the creator of soyjak culture, Tom Wojakson. /trump/ is added. Leadpipe images makes a video seething about the site.[177]
March 30 - /qa3/ is created after a 'zellig poster "Bumped EVERY Ongezellig Thread on Sharty /qa/ and THIS Happened!"[178][179] Soyteens are still "soying" Illymation and she's now aware of the doxing. The 'za has been delivered. /soy/ raids a pedophile wiki ran by foodists named Nolimitspedia, which encourages the spam of 'p on our site. Practically every page got shat up, user account creations were blocked, every page and file got locked, and the site got DDOSed.[180] In response, the tranny admin replaced the front page of their site with a picture of a tortured cat, and made fake Instagram chat screenshots claiming that Froot is one of their members, as if anyone would ever believe those lmao. Afterwards, they pathetically tried to counter raid this 'ki, only to get absolutely BTFO by jannyGODS. Eventually, we mindbroke them so hard that they completely blocked all users from even viewing pages and wiped the whole site in an act of pure damage control, KEK!
March 31 - Soyteens above the age of 30 have been approved for honorable discharge.[181] Endchan's /agatha2/ 60000 GET is stolen by Npestajak. Easter wordfilters are added.
April 1 - April fools! The Sharty gets a Frutiger Aero style (best era) named Frootiger Aerthough, complete with a background, glossy UI elements, and new banners. New boards have been added (/areo/, /cafe/, /gme/, /img/, /kitty/, /o/, /s/, /spice/, /tan/, /u/ & /w/); /health/ gets deleted for unknown reasons. A new virtual assistant is here to help and he's called Party Pal! He's not as annoying as the Microsoft paper clip but he checks out. A wealth of old meme and web lingo wordfilters were added, the namefield was temporarily added back, and the 2004 hyperpop song "DoLL" by artist TЁЯRA is embedded is the blotter. All in all, homies (soyteens) enjoyed this awesomesauce (gemmy) event on TEH INTERNETZ (Sharty).
April 2 - Impish Soyak Ears was accused of engaging in a sexually explicit conversation with a minor via discord, as well as the evidence of Dancing swede.mp4, Kuz promoting him to the site Favicon when he came to power, suggesting a secret mutual bond, and a discovered 'ru image of Impish fondling a minor. It's unknown whether these claims are legitimate or not, but it could just be another ploy by the Norwegians in an attempt to ruin the image and then kill the Swede. /soy/ is locked for like 5 minutes causing widespread panic and fear resulting in the deaths of atleast 3 soyteens. After the April Fools event ends, the board /sude/ is created at Soyteen request.[182]
April 3 - Someone supposedly doxed the creator of the infamous game known as Undertale. Hopefully the 'zas will be delicious! A partially published study conducted by Dr. Goldsoy makes the claim that there are no female users of the 'arty, let alone are soyteens.[183]
April 4 - Root deletes the Undertale dox threads, claiming that he was "almost certain" the creator actually lives in Japan, from where he's held numerous interviews and posted updates in the past;[184] thoughever it is more likely that Root is a just faggot who keeps infant gore threads up on /nate/ but deletes doxerald threads because ">NOOOOOO, you can't dox my hecking favorite shitty earthbound inspired indie rpg creator because.... YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY?!". Root also added several wordfilters to prevent users from talking about Undertale or the dox. Some chuds theorize Root is an Undertale fan and maybe even a tranny/woman. Things proceed as you'd expect when some soyteens get down bad and start hornyposting about Root (female).[185] A cautionary tale to all impressionable minds: never goon! Sharty went down for 5 hours because someone fucked up the captchas or something. It goes down again for a while after some time. /calm/ has returned as a board! New captcha is added when opening sharty to verify you are a real person. The previously missing "Social Contract" Feraljak was found.[Where? Source? Source? Source?]
Operation Reality
April 5 - An exploit on 4cuck is found, which allows you to make threads immune to deletions while getting constantly bumped, due to a deal strike between Microsoft and the jannies. Captchas are gone, PPH increases dramatically. A thread on /soy/ is posted called "Operation Reality", calling for soyteens World-Wide to spray-paint 'jaks, put stickers and posters of 'jaks and gemeralds, and to take banners with soyjak.party and other sharty culture things and to put them over highways and bridges. And this weekend will be a so called "Weekend of Soy for 'teens world wide."[186]
April 6 - Soyteen artists only have 1 more day left until banner submissions in /r/ closes. Soy Weekend begins today and millions of soyteens worldwide are celebrating this truly special occasion. Hundreds of replies are posted in the Operation Reality thread of 'jaks being 'painted into irl things like buildings, restrooms, ETC. TL;DR: Chuds go outside for some fun for the first time in their miserable lives. Both the sharty and the booru go down for 10 minutes and then they go down again, Jesus there's a fire in the server room.
April 7 - /qa/'s page count is further reduced to 15, having already been halved from 40 to 20 some weeks before; this is a good thing thoughever because it's kept the board's pervasive necrobump culture on its toes. Teens successfully raid kotchan and wipe all previous conversation on general, though jannies delete it all.[187]. A massive Squirrel race war happens on /soy/ after a page-forty-surfing incident, which is TOTALLY NUTS, NIGGA! The winner and runner ups of the Italy vs Mexico are announced to be Chud2 in first place, Sectionalism in second place, and Shitoko in 3rd place. With Italy being rangebanned for the month of April.
SudeArchive
April 8 - An absolute genius finally does what Froot was too much of a retard to accomplish and creates a working archive for the site, SudeArchive, located at archive.chud.site.
April 9 - An uptick in 'zellig posts leads a soyteen to make a thread saying "If this gets 500 replies, root has to pin this thread for three days and perma anyone who posts nas zellig brim in /soy/."[188] The thread gains quite some traction, and the 'zelligsisters made their own thread to counter the original one.[189] Root posts in the anti-'zellig thread, claiming that "Best I can do is 1000 posts and FPE ban".[190] Eventually ratio bots were deployed in both the threads. All these threads lead to the catalog being flooded with "If this thread gets X replies" threads. IDs are added to /raid/, which expose the board's userbase by revealing it's comprised mostly of hyper-obsessed sametrannies necrobumping their threads over and over. For example, one user made 81 posts bumping his own thread hoping people would dox his target.[191] Froot posts in the thread, saying "if thats real, this is incredibly fucking funny. but im willing to bet its a bug or something, I hope its real, because if it is it means ive been right about that shithole since the start", however a janny later posted in the thread saying "All the same guy, this was not a bug." In response to the IDs, a swinny user posted "Xhey added an ID system to /raid/ over on the sharty. Meaning you can no longer bump your own threads. I know samefagging is LE BAD, but it has made /raid/ look pathetic."[192]Pyrocynical's dox is dropped on /soy/,[193] leading to the pizza delivery showing up to his house on a livesteam.[194][195]
April 10 - /soy/ gets wiped with shitty variant:unknowns.[196] The Sharty endures an entire day of downtime, between hitting a bandwidth cap and waiting for the hosting company to upgrade the service.[197]
Operation Chud Hansen
April 12 - The Sharty bands together to catfish, bait, and waste the time of pedophiles on a kids' chatroom in "OPERATION: CHUD HANSEN."[198] During the operation, one pedophile which /soy/ nicknamed "brushboy" sent several nude photos and videos to one of the raiders, including a picture of a hair brush up his hairy braphole. /qa/'s page limit is further reduced from 15 to 13--the third in a series of reductions, accompanied by a new MrBeast challenge themed-sticky.[199]Scar, the namefag and Shemmy admin, was supposedly doxed. Fighting between the sharty and the Shemmy took place over whether or not the info was real and if Scar was a discord user or not.[200] A soyteen created a 3D hanging troonjak clay model.[201] Another soyteen gave a soyjak tattoo to a friend.[202]
April 13 - A team deathmatch on /soy/! User ID colors seperate posters into teams, and posters who share the same first letter in their IDs are best friends. The brawl spans over 1000 replies and lasts until the next day.[203] The Blotter is updated to say "Today, the domain may direct you to soyak.party. That's the Sharty on our backup domain, do not be alarmed. We're still waiting on the slow af pajeets to upgrade our primary bandwidth." and following this, the site switches to the Soyak.party domain with temporary downtime for some, attributed to "pajeets didn't get to our upgrade ticket, too busy gooning to FPE."[204]
April 15 - The Captcha on soyACK.party breaks because the server had issues contacting the HCaptcha API. The main domain finally goes back up. Fights and arguments break out all over /soy/ in regards to Fundamental Paper Education, Soytan, and Ongezellig. Soytan and FPE posters in particular argued excessively in numerous threads, over which meme is better and which one should be banned,[205] to the point of there being a grand total of 37 threads on the 'log related to fpe. During the whole ordeal a soyteen suggested he would make an FPE racebait edit that was an OP of a 100+ reply thread his computer's wallpaper if someone in the thread got dubs, and of course this ended up happening.[206] A thread to dox Nicola Sturgeon is made and instantly has her house found 20 minutes after the operation begins, the original dox thread being deleted.
Reply goal threads
April 16 - Site goes back down along with the alt domain. At 13:04 EDT one of the alternate domains comes back to life.[207] The Fundamental Paper Education crisis continues, to the point of there being OVER 1000 2000 FUCKING MENTIONS OF FPE ON THE /SOY/ BOARD CATALOG.[208] In response to the FPE chaos, another reply goal thread is made, this time with the goal of 500 replies. The thread gains over 1000 replies in under 2 hours, however a janny claimed xhe would consider banning FPE only if the thread gained 1111 replies. Eventually the thread gained over 1800 replies, and Root added a message to the post reading "(ROOT Edit: FPE is banned from /soy/ as long as this thread is alive)".[209]
April 17 - A /biz/ board is added in response to 4cuck's /biz/ board now requiring email verification in order to post. As you'd expect /soy/teens began shilling the new board on /bant/, where a lot of 4cuck /biz/ immigrants had gone to after the email verification news.[210] Some Chinese imageboard called Selene.zawarudo.org is raided.[211] KnowYourMeme makes an article about Ace of Spades BBC tattoos and directly mentions the sharty as the "place of origin" and goes into detail about the history of spadebait on the site.[212] Not only that, but they also made a fucking news article namedropping the site about it and slapped it onto the front page of the site.[213][214] Surprisingly only little amounts of seethe were spotted in the comment section of the KYM article, considering kymtroons have had long-standing hatred for the 'arty.[215] The option to divide large threads into pages for less lag is quietly added. A chud posts about a 'blox porn video on Rule34 which contains a reference to the Party at the start, /soy/teens are unable to dox the tranny behind it but find they made several references to the Party on their Twitter. After hitting a deadend, soyteens datamine a gooner who had a Soytan pfp acquiring a semi-full dox, leading to Special Agent 'plier threatening and interrogating them. /soy/ is still working on datamining the original gooner.[216]
April 18 - Creator of the modern day 'ru and former soot-era sharty mod/admin Lolkek holds an AMA on the shlog.[217] A Spadeson fan went out of their way to purchase a domain, code vichan, and host a Cobson "splinter", that looks convincing until you click on one of the boards and every link is a redirect to blacked.com, It's called Cobson.Party, you can check it out if you want, although there's not much to do there but watch blacked if that's your thing. Insane. The chuds from the Rule34 datamining threads get into contact with the original gooner, leading to the interrogateen interrogating xer to post censored screenshots, causing discussion in the thread about what might be censored.[218]
The Day the 'log Bled
April 19 - The Day the 'log Bled: In response to a huge wave of Spadeson spam after the KnowYourMeme article was made, a group of Red Cobson posters launch a large crusade against Spadeson posters to get the meme banned. A 1000 Reply Goal thread to ban racebait is made.[219] The thread reaches more than 1000 replies in less than 2 hours, with aid from the Red Cobsons' "protest".[220] The Discord Pedophile Bu5t and a lolicon poster find it, and begin to post 'lita, lolicon and 'p on numerous IPs while continuously getting banned in the thread. Since he is a pedophile and is on probation or something, this is illegal or whatever so he gets reported to the cops and is set to be executed by Brazen Bull. At the end, a janny refuses to ban racebait, but tells soyteens to wait until Root's wakes up. A soyteen plans to insert a sharty link in his classmate's USB, but being the retard he is, he posts a picture of her in thread, which he deleted within 30 seconds after everyone in the thread began scolding him for being a retard. The post had a gapejak so naturally gapelee did his thing but forgot IDs were on and also asked for OP to post her picture again. Eventually the thread devolves into a fight between him and gapelee calling each other pedophiles, with some other NAS posts alongside.[221][222] The Sharty steals the 100000 GET on Heyuri, a Kolyma-owned imageboard formerly administrated by Kuz, and succeed,[223] cementing a win for Frootists over kolymaists, along with a sticky.[224] The site surpasses 8 million total posts.
April 20 - Lainchan's /hum/'s 80000 GET is stolen on their 10th anniversary, which led the seething jannies to lock the entire board. Endchan's 11111 GET is also stolen. A post is added to the sticky on /soy/ by Root announcing a "small rule adjustment". The post reads:
"Core Rule 4 now says:
You WILL NOT excessively spam threads or boards via means of botting.
- Sending false reports is FORBIDDEN.
- Certain types of manual spam may still be punishable. See 'Grey Areas
and its corresponding Grey Area 2 says:
Spamming in threads that are considered serious or generally acceptable by the userbase/moderation team to make them unusable may cause your posts to be removed and or banned without notice.
What this means in my own words is that we're decriminalizing human spam as a whole (>You WILL NOT spam on the soyjak shitpost site) but bot spam is disallowed, including scripts. Trannies spamming gemmy threads by any means will be slam dunked into a trash can.
At night, some chuds decided to raid streamers playing gartic phone. Resulting in many gems being forged.
Also Roblox raids as a whole are unbanned. I recommend reporting offsite disruptors."[225] Somehow babybot has returned, just like Palpatine in the star wars sequels or something. The Party raids the GETchan /test/ board, stealing the 600th 666th 700th and 750th GET.
April 21 - The new banners are FINALLY added.[226]Nudev, without any warning, forcefully implements infinite scroll to the pages, met with much criticism. A sixteen year old Chud gets drunk and makes a thread about it saying "i kiust wemnt to thje the nrearyby grocery store and stole stome booze tell me funny shit niggers".[227] A troll in the thread suggested he jump off his roof and film it, to which the drunk chud proceeded with doing.[228] The thread blew up with most replies telling him to stop drinking and acting retarded, and some others telling him to do more retarded stuff. The drunk chud later filmed another video of him yelling the hard r outdoors.[229]
Indonesia
April 22 - Nudev makes it so you can't post the same image for more than one thread (even DOE it's a shitposting website).[230]Operation Pixel-ACK has some more work done to it, the troon's arm is drawn with razor cuts on it. The soyjak.party domain temporarily redirects to a login page for a random site is owned or at least programmed by someone called "Kaito Saikyo". According to the nudev, "An old server was left in the main load balancing pool. We're waiting for Froot to get on to remove it."[231] He also added "If you guys seriously think we sold out to Indonesians, don't be foolish. We're still in full control." The "Filipino Defense League" temporarily holds the site hostage, to which Froot pays a ransom and the domain reverts to normal (pictured, right).
April 23 - Jannies hold a Q&A on /q/.[232]Nudev silently adds namefagging to the sharty without any notice and Root claims that it will only be up for a week.[233] Two soyteens made their own "radio station" on /soy/ called "Soy '24"[234] Nudev silently removes the kuzist flag from /pol/, the kolyma theme, the kuz banners. The main page of Soyjak Wiki reaches 1 million views.[235]
April 24 - Nudev mysteriously deletes /pol/ but then reopens it. Later in the day he also adds geo flags to /soy/.
April 25 - A thread was made exposing Joot, the creator of Jakworld, of being "Rocky Rakoon", a furry porn animator with millions of subscribers on YouTube.[236] Someone attempts to get in contact with Bernd Schmidt, it goes nowhere, although they find the website of the dentist he went to check if he had the largest gape of 2015, which has an email address and a phone number.[237]
April 26 - The Joot expose thread is found out to be a falseflag. Joot made a thread deboonking the theory of him being Rocky Rakoon.[238]
April 27 - GET time, you know what that means. Prior to the GET, there were two acceleration threads, one made by Root announcing that if the thread reached 500 replies before the GET, then a /frog/ board would be added, and another trying to counter Root's thread by trying to reach 500 replies before the frog one. Both threads reached 500 replies, thoughever the anti-frog one reached 500 first. Whilst a ton of faggots were spamming the 'log with shitty NAS coal forced memes to try and claim the numbers, the 6999999 GET on /soy/ went to soytan,[239] and the 7000000 GET went to a mass-reply post in Root's pro-frog acceleration thread simply reading "die niggers" without an image.[240] Fighting ensued over whether or not the GET was a nusoicluck win/fail or a frogcaca win/fail, but the fact remains that it was a huge fucking nothingburger, but /frog/ was added after this, with a sticky from nudev reading "Ribbit." and a reply from Root reading "/frog/ is open for the weekend. 5000 posts by the end of the weekend and it becomes permanent". A post is added to the sticky on /soy/ advertising the new board, and nudev decides to remove /soy/ from the top bar and replace it with /frog/ for some reason. Jannies implement tons of joke bans. A large hours long conflict with a 150K+ member subreddit full of retarded trannies called r/ihaveihaveihavereddit takes place. This particular sub has been stealing sharty in-jokes and lingo and merging it with their own unfunny reddit in-jokes for quite some time. Tons of true sharty gems were posted onto the sub and huge amounts of seethe were mined.[241][242] The posting of ACTUAL gems on their shitreddit caused it to go private for a while.[243]
Think before you 'jak
April 28 - In a thread discussing r/ihaveihaveihavereddit's ruining of soy culture, a few soyteens decided to raid the subreddit again. One of the raiders hacked into one of the subreddit's janny's accounts and began permabanning users of the sub en-masse with a message reading "TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL".[244] Some breadtuber with 400k+ subscribers named Noah Samsen makes a 1 hour long video essay titled "Think before you dox" discussing the amount of trolling Illymations has faced since xhe got doxed by the sharty (long after it stopped being relevant geg). The video itself contains screenshots from the sharty, and it took /soy/ 20 minutes to find his address and all his personal info.[245] Tons of pizzas (with salads) were ordered, deepfake gay porn of him was made, songs were made about him as well, he was signed up to porn sites, his YouTube wiki page was raided with the deep fake porn, and a chanology-themed LARP copypasta pretending to be le anonymous hackers was made and sent to scare him. Basement-dwelling interwebz troll and convicted fail-terrorist (((Joshua Ryne Goldberg))) conducts an AMA on /soy/ after being released from serving 10 years of rough sodomy in federal prison.[246]
IhaveihaveihaveAIDS
April 29 - The report feature is changed so that you can now only report posts by selecting a rule that it violates, meaning you can no longer report posts by saying "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS BAN XER NOW!" SudeArchive crashes and shows a KolymaNET error screen, meaning the site is possibly owned by Kuz.[247] (The owner late claimed that "the kolyma page was a (misguided) joke, I am not affiliated with them in any way." and began begging for money again.[248]) The "TOL" (Total Orban (marge?) L) hacker on r/ihavehaveihavereddit from yesterday decides to make a stickied post on the site advertising the sharty.[249] The hacker then proceeded to ban all the moderators of the sub and wipe every last post except the sharty ad, thus declaring a Party WIN over the sub.[250]
April 30 - The Soyak.party domain goes down, and the soyjak.party one comes back online.
May 1 - Doll becomes admin of the booru.[251] SudeArchive goes back online under a new owner, the soyteen who owns Marge.moe. The new domain is at archive.marge.moe. Thousands of reddit troons from a multitude of subreddits begin collectively seething at the Party.[252]
May 2 - The Sharty exposes a gigantic and extremely well established Indonesian pedophile and animal sex abuse material trading ring hiding in open sight on YouTube.[253][254] /soy/ is shocked at the amount of YouTube money and views the pedophile channels in question are receiving.
May 3 - The board banners are finally added. /biz/ is added to the top bar. A search feature is added to the archive.[255]
May 5 - variant:chudjak surpasses 10000 posts on the booru.[256] Earliest known appearance of Dubbbzjak is posted on /r/.[it just is, ok?] Namefagging is finally removed from /soy/. /ptb/ is added for testing. More board banners are added.
May 6 - /soy/ tried to steal the 8000000 GET on 4chans /h/ board but failed. A brave and very handsome soyteen managed to steal the 7999999 GET though.[257]
May 7 - /soy/ would raid /qa/ with gems and IAS in response to the uptick of NAS coal since Root's inauguration. While highly successful at first, almost wiping the catty, the fandumbs would take a break from their discord shenanigans to necrobump the coal threads. As the /soy/ members went to bed, many 'zellig coals were bumped, though it was not a failraid as several threads were slid off and the fandoms probably got their jimmies rustled.
May 9 - /soy/ tried to steal the 6 million GET on 4cuck's /qst/ board, which went to a post reading "Gemmy" along with some tranime pic.
May 10 - A video is posted of what appears to be a literal toddler browsing /soy/ on a 'pad and laughing at all the 'jaks, confirming that all sharty users are in preschool.[258] The video in question received 14 million fucking views on Xitter,[259] and gets posted all over 4cuck and reddit causing collective seethe from all three websites.
May 11 - The Zelligate controversy occurs, in which a /soy/teen datamined a 'zellig pedophile group related to the Afterparty (Discord server) with goonclown-tier levels of degeneracy and got one of the members to click an IP grabber, revealing that xhe had downloaded six 'p videos within the past week.[260] The thread gained over 1800 replies. Mediator applications open. Mediators are sort-of like junior jannies that get to vote for a post's deletion. A thread is stickied on /soy/ announcing the new feature along with a survey link.[261]
May 12 - A Mexican-Guatemalangirl from twitter known as Azul Yellow posts on /soy/ after "some weirdo on twitter sent me a link to here wtf is this website😭😭😭" and the thread gets spammed to hell and back.[262] Earliest known appearance of Mexiwhore is posted on the 'ru.[263]
May 13 - Rapeson is added to the Villains Wiki[264] and removed by the jannies a few hours later for being "too trolly".[265][1]
May 14 - A user receives a very goofy ahh ban.[266] A raid on the Villians Wiki occurs, along with the doxing of the janny who deleted the Rapeson page from yesterday, with /soy/teens uncovering that xhe is a pedophile and is into guro.[267]
May 15 - /soy/ datamines some pedophile boylover wiki.[268] Unfortunately their 'ki is verified edit-only so vandalism wasn't possible, otherwise it would have been completely bombed. A very gemmy thread about the SS Soytanic evacuation is made.[269] /soy/ raids Sardinia on pixelplanet and is able to get an advertisement for the site on it, as well as an agreement from the 'cord that won the island to get rid of the soyjaks it used to advertise its server.[270]
May 16 - A Canadian 'teen makes a thread on /soy/ complaining about his school being super woke and shoving leftist propaganda down all the students' throats. Other soyteens found his school and decided that the next day they'd make phone calls and send emails to admins throughout the day as a gemmy IRL raid.[271] Leadpipe nigger returns to xitter.[272]
May 17 - The dev makes a post on /soy/ announcing a temporary five-board plan for the weekend.[273] He plans to lock every board except /q/, /qa/, /raid/, and /soy/, and consolidate the locked boards into /hobby/. In a thread about spamming the North Koreas embassy's email inbox, a meximutt called Jose Maria Osma Garcia doxes zimself while sending the email, this leads to users to find the spic's reddit account which has gay fart porn on it, and how he goons to fnf. Xhe also tried to say "the only thing i trying to wipe is your anus hole" thinking its some epic own o algo.[274]
May 19 - The restoration efforts on the 'coalie (a large Sharty advertisement on the site PixelPlanet) come to a temporary halt due to lack of morale from the CRF (coalie restoration force) and a slowburn thread is made for the most dedicated CRF members.[275] /soy/ attempts to steal the 11000000 GET on 4cuck's /toy/ board and fails.[276]Doll acquires the Shemmy from Foot, ending Foot's 4-day stint as admin there. Doll states: "I have acquired the site. Rule 6 (don't annoy the admin) and janny rule 1 (don't avatarfag as janny) were removed. I don't care what is posted if it's not covered by the rules; this was a favor for Svvt, Mutt, Angeleno, and other's hospitality towards me and to allow Svvt some time away from the site. I'll figure out the rest later this week. If you got banned then appeal it."[277] The head moderator of r/trans and r/gay was doxed on /soy/,[278] and the owner of r/boykisser was doxed as well.[279]
May 20 - The Sharty shills itself on Roblox via paid advertisements, with the help of a Mossad agent.[280]
May 21 - The end of an era: Klaus Schwab steps down as emperor of the World Economic Forum,[281] bringing an end to years of gemmy schizoposting.[282] Jannies create a script that autobans anyone who posts using Tuxler VPN, and silence anyone who talks about it by deleting threads mentioning the new script.[283]
May 22 - The Sharty is replaced by an Indonesian scam site yet again. This is 100% the fault of the asian developers Froot hired.[284][285][286] The booru shut down for a while as well. Earliest known appearance of Abortion Lover is posted on the 'ru.[287] /soy/ sings Gem Cobbity (again) was completed.[it just is, ok?]
May 23 - Several random threads are stickied throughout the day, including one blogpost on /soy/ reading "Now it's raining heavily. I feel comfortable".[288]
May 24 - The party, the booru, and the wiki all go down for several hours for maintenance.
Doll fires Root
May 25 - Jannies announce that "Root has been removed from the site administration by Doll. Doll later appears in the thread and states his reason for removing Root was because "I was told by Root that the constant downtime and problems around the site would be taken care of by him and his new developer. Neither of these problems got solved, and as it looks like he isn't interested in having the problems solved, I will find someone else who will solve them" and announces he's going to pick a new admin by "tomorrow, maybe Sunday". Doll claims he doesn't want to be the admin but "you guys deserve better than this".[289] Later on, a new post is made in the thread, linking to a poll reading "Zellig genocide on /soy/ for the rest of the long weekend?" to which more than 500 out of 600 botters chose "Yes".[290] After DOLL revealed that the poll wasn't really supposed to be serious, 'zellig is banned on /soy/ anyway. Nudev has also apparently left the scene. An announcement is made stating that "The mediator applications will close at the end of the ameriGOD holiday weekend." Some /raid/ers, besides raiding and banning their normal quota of twitch streams, also manage to get the /v/ jackbox (vackboxgaming) channel banned.[291]
May 26 - 'Zellig is banned on /soy/ for the first time in over a year. FNAC is set to be finally released tomorrow. /fnac/'s 4000 GET is stolen by someone ostensibly foreseeing the coming of Admin Ϫ.[292] The FNAC dev also holds a Q&A session on /soy/.[293]
NuAdmin
May 27 - Doll makes his pick for the new admin of the site: NuAdmin. The new admin doesn't choose a name nor a soyjak depiction, instead choosing to humbly post anonymously as Chud ## Admin like how Soot used to do. Soyteens argue over what name to give the new admin, with suggestions such as "Molchat" (because of an album cover he posted when he announced his adminship), "Doot", and "Floot".[294] A hundred dollars worth of pizza is sent to QuarrySea as part of a Jackbox raid, even doe he didn't have to pay for at least half of them.[295] FNAC IS FINAFUCKINGLLY RELEASED ON GAMEJOLT.[296] The Soyjak Wiki goes down for maintenance.
May 28 - The wiki is still down. The party shills FNAC everywhere it can, and a sticky is made about the game which recieved over 1000 replies.[it just is, ok?] Unfortunately Gamejolt jannies decided to remove the game not even a day after it released. Ongezellig steals the /qa/ 300000 GET unfairly with jannies adding a captcha to foil anti-zelligers.
May 29 - Wiki is still down. Meanwhile Feralteen accepted as janny on the swinny and pretended as Captain Coal, he's start sperging on and deleted the entire post on /soy/.[it just is, ok?]
May 30 - After 3 days, the Soyjak Wiki finally returns. The death of Gapelee is announced on /soy/.[297] The location of the Backrooms, a cornerstone of A24 bone chilling slowburn culture is finally found.[298]
May 31 - Froot finally returns and announces on the sticky that "btw im not dead I'm just busy with work and stuff, haven't set foot in my house in 3 months, and haven't even used my desktop computer since march. sorry nusoigloopas but I have to travel super often until at least August. Trust the plan and enjoy FNAC, it was released like this because Steam were a bunch of fucking niggers who refused to release it. I am 99% sure someone at Steam is a nigger cuck faggot who knows about us and is specifically putting our release on hold forever. im trans btw".[299] A soyteen calls his brother to "dilate you obsessed shitskin tranny" and then his mom questions why he called his brother that.[300]
June 2 - The Sharty is laggy for a large part of the day, and the wiki is down.
The Nu Five Board Plan
June 3 - NuAdmin revamps the top bar of the sharty, impliments the 5 board plan, and locks several boards. This includes /fort/, /craft/, /x/ (not locked just hidden), /sci/. /mtv/, /int/, /a/, and most controversially /q/ and /qa/. /hobby/ and /g/ were unlocked and added to the top bar. /sneed/ was remade as a hidden board. The change was reacted to extreme negativity. Some of the main complaints included concerns over repercussions of the deletion of a 1000ppd containment board, the locking of /q/, the redundancy of /hobby/ when /mtv/ already existed.[301][302]
June 4 - The Coalie is finally finished and the 18 day restoration operation is over. Members of the CRF (Coalie restoration force) jubilate on the fact they no longer have to grind a pixel placing site.[303] /soy/ is flooded with low quality posts, people complaining about the state of the site, and NAScoal. The Adult Swim cartoon "Smilling Friends" features on its latest episode subtle references to soy culture in the background (a poster saying "i fucking love science" and another one of Bill Nye soyfacing with "SCIENCE!!!" written below him) along with a mad scientist making fun of reddit atheist soys, marking the first time soy culture is referenced on TV. Blog is once again added to the top bar and redirects to soyjak.blog. Mutahar namedrops the Party in his video, likening it to 4cuck.[304]
June 5 - After extreme backlash, the five-board plan is changed to a less controversial eight board-plan after froot allegedly steps in. The eight boards include /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /g/ /mtv/, /pol/, /raid/, and /x/. This plan also included the creation of a new and hidden /sneed/. Some concerns still remain among soyteens, such as the redundancy of /g/ when they added blog and the future of sharty culture with Nudev's/NuAdmin's ideals and policies. However, most soyteens are content with the changes. Some Twitter tranny is doxed by the Sharty.[305] Mutahar (a twitter user with ~500k followers) makes a post on Twitter reading "Root" and posts a sharty screenshot of a soyjak someone made of him.[306]
June 6 - Popular Xitter artist FallenChungus retires (for a very long time at least) after the Sharty doxed him (creator of the "bro visited his friend" memestyle) (reasons for dox include faking a suicide attempt for attention, as well as being down bad for transsexual individuals).[307][308] Meanwhile, a thread about twitter trannies seething at slopjaks is stickied.[309]
June 7 - NuAdmin announces the site will be down for a bit, stating "The host will install for us a new disk to increase improvement." Later, "The installation was a success and the server now has an additional disk" appears in the blotter. A popular pajeet self improvement 'tuber named Hamza Ahmed got 'oxed by the sharty.[310] NuAdmin held an official Q&A on the textwall.
June 8 - A thread is made on /soy/ calling to "spam 4cuck's /b/ with neutralplier blogposts".[311] With initial success, the raid evolves into a massive soyjak spamming frenzy which lasted for 6 hours, wiping all but a handful of botted lolipedo threads and generating 4cuck seethe.[312] The Sharty trolls and doxes the owner of a heckin edgy larpercore discord group and website who spammed 'p in a jakbox thread.[313] A Soytopia TF2 thread is stickied on /soy/.[314] A tranny animator by the name of "Aimkid" gets doxed by the sharty.[315] An "emergency report" option is added for improving janny response time to illegal content, ostensibly alerting them when pressed.[316]
Soyfest
June 10 - Earliest known appearance of Branigger is posted on the 'ru.[317]
June 11 - A thread to finally dox tranny minecraft streamer Finnster is created.[318] Finnster had been trying to illegally smuggle HRT into the HRT-banned UK. He was also a mutual friend of GoonClown. Spoiler alert: Xhe ended up paying for all the 'zas.
June 12 - Froot added a new report option for "hurt my feelings"[319], still found at the bottom of the report dropdown.
Operation 'Za Month
June 13 - An operation thread targeting Jaiden Kiyomi Dittf-ACK, better known as Jaiden Animations, is made, containing xer full dox. The thread gains well over 2000 replies and multiple 'zas are delivered.[320] A soyteen prints out two swolesome gems and puts them up on the main street of his town.[321]
June 14 - Rootkit day: Nudev was allegedly (?) discovered to be connecting to soyteen's local networks,for alleged bitcoin mining purposes.[it just is, ok?] uBlock Origin users were forced to disable the "Block Outsider Intrusion into LAN" feature. Many tears were shed. This could suggest a de facto banning of Firefox and Brave Browser, since they both have uBlock Origin pre-installed <-- MEDS Firefox does NOT come preinstalled with Ublock Origin.
June 15 - A raid thread on JoCat (creator of the "I like girls" animation) is posted on /soy/.[322]
June 17 - The 'mining continues: users are now forced to enable experimental WebAssembly features.
June 19 - Shitoko calls Ricky Berwick (possibly older).[323]Mark David Champman Root bans Lennonjak,[324] after having revealed himself to be Marsey the day before,[325] implying he's had site access as server owner but chose to assist out of the admin spotlight.[326]
June 20 - Froot returns (albeit he never really left) and creates a /soy/ sticky, announcing he removed NuAdmin from power, fired Doll, and will be running the site with Root.[327]Soyfest 1 begins. A new "Pina Coalada" summer style[328] and wordfilter is added, and users are able to pick between two teams, Team Beach vs. Team Waterpark. The catty is filled with Summertime gems ice creams, and mass fighting breaks out between the two sides. The event was widely celebrated and compared by some soyteens to the now infamous 4cuck april fools candy war. The site surpasses 9 million total posts.
June 22 - The Sharty's favicon is changed from Impjak to Soyak, much to the chagrin of a few users. This potentially marks the end of Impjak's time as site mascot.
June 23 - Soyteens raid the /r9k/ board on 4cuck.[329]
June 24 - Soyfest 1 ends with a decisive Team Beach victory. The emails for users that got accepted to be mediators are finally sent out. This means there are now several dozen new junior-jannies online who will upvote posts they want to see a janny/mod ban.
Soy meet-up 2024
June 25 - Operation Jew York, which was a planned soyteen meetup, is an alleged success.[330]
June 27 - A moderator goes rogue[334], deleting many threads, banning dozens of users, and leaking the user list and contents of two channels of the soyjak.party administrative Discord server[335]. A notable revelation includes proof that NuAdmin was a persona of Root (which he publicly confirmed.)[336]
June 28 - Soot Quest is used succesfully for the first time in Sharty history during a Jackbox raid on an tech illiterate foid.[337][338]
June 29 - Another two Soot Quest victims were made on a Jackbox raid thread ultimately proving its destructive potential.[339]
July 1 - Fnf pedo stole the GET on the very gemmy bait thread on 'cuck's /pol/[340].
July 2 to 3 - Namefagging is allowed on sharty from the 2nd to the 3rd and is taken away. 'P spam stays on the site for three hours or something. Froot announces he is "Stepping down", again due to, "moving countries for work" and is giving """four anonymous individuals who definitely aren't Root, Ronald, and the rest of frootcord"""" control of the site.[341]
July 4 - A new "Independence" 4th of July style[342], and wordfilter is added. Alongside those changes users are now able to pick between two teams, Team Kilometres vs. Team Miles. Post No. 7777777 on /soy/ is a thread about the Doll AI chatbot, with the post reading "This nigga is wearing my skin like a suit".[343]
July 6 - Submissions for new Ban Images gets announced with it ending on the 21st.[345] /soy/ gets filled with a bunch of variant:unknowns[346][347][348], causing lots of seethe.[349][350][351] The Rules page is updated and the rule against avatarfagging now only applies to /soy/ and is more heavily enforced[352]
July 7 - New Soysphere site Soypolitica is created, still under maintenace.[353] Soyteens steal the 100K Get from the Shemmy[354][355]
July 9 - A soyteen finds King Caesar's IP address. /soy/ becomes l33t an0nym0vs h4xx0rz when they begin messing around with VNC Resolver and tampering with unsecured computers. The thread gains over 1900 replies and at least one town's water supply is disrupted.[356]
July 10 - iFunny gets pajeets hired as jannies, who end up ruining it by banning all of the chuddy users. The users revolt by spamming pictures of steaks while others move to soyjak party as immigrants
July 13 - Donald Trump survives an assassination attempt, and multiple 'jaks of the CIA agent shooter are made.[357][358] Also, some 'teen had found a way to insert custom Google Maps Street View images onto their servers, and then left instructions on how to do so.[359] Some chud bots a thread and freezes up everyone's browser.[360]
July 14 - Operation Patriotism is started in response to the CIA's failed assassination of Trump. As of July 16 (2 AM UTC), about 7 out of 11 r/politics and 2 out of 8 r/whitepeopletwitter moderators had their info leaked.[361] Meanwhile, not one, but two drawfag threads.[362][363]
July 15 - A thread is made on making a soy verison of an old 4cuck animation.[364] New margerald sticky on /soy/.[365] The second SiegedSec 'cord offensive happened, and the 7888888 GET is achieved in the thread.[366] Nudev gave a cameo in the thread as well. Two streamers visited the sharty within one day[367], and Froot made a cryptic post on /soy/ leaving many soyteens confused.[368]
July 19 - Turkey tom visits the Party again and announces he might actually might a video on the history of the Sharty.[372][373]
July 20 - Multiple soyteens discovered that their neighbors torrent 'p.[374]
July 21 - /soy/ gets cattywiped by gigas in protest of the change to the amount of pages and the deletion of /giga/.
July 22 - GET DAY - soyjak.party prepares for the 8000000 GET on /soy/, the first six zero GET since the 7000000 GET on April 27th. /soy/ gets spammed with lennonjaks again amid the process. With dozens of IAS and NAS spammers vying for the GET, it's eventually won by an associate of Ryekrispie who was spamming an image of the NAS Ryeskrispie OC, while Lennon spammers steal the 7999999 and 7999998 GETS. A 9/11 moment for Anti-NAS soyteens everywhere, work was immediately done on doxing and raiding Ryekrispie and xher associates. With the passing of a GET with six zeroes, the Eighth soy age ends and the Ninth Soy Age beings. Alongside these happenings users are now able to pick between two teams, Team Lime vs. Team Lemon[375][376]. A total of 4 new themes are added. His Theme[377], Calm[378], Rage[379], Pina Coalada - Sunset[380] (homepage is stuck on this theme).[381]
July 23 - "Lemons are now banned, anyone posting lemons gets a 1 day ban. This includes Lennon" - Admin[382]
July 24 - raided the reddit r/feedthememes (thread, archive, archive of archive) for 3 hours posting acked troons and tricked them into thinking we were jartycucks saying "this level 0 gyat reddit got owned by jartygods go cry here https://jakparty.soy/soy/thread/156295.html" and if they suspected we were from the sharty we said "this mindbroken normie thinks we are shartycucks KEEEEEEEEK we are jartyGODS from jakparty.soy", then we raided xheir discord server but they found out the raid thread, at the same time the thread got infested with foodists so now the discucks thought we like gore, fuck foodists.
July 25 - /soy/ is raided with 'cado and TND gore. Gigachads fight back with 2 Ϫillion posts about how minors can see the coinslot with an edit of gigachad but they are pushed to page 2+.
July 26 - The soyjak.party domain is suspended by namecheap, forcing users to use soyak.party (which is absolutely laggy, because everytime you make a post or reply you will have to clear the sites cache on your browser or else the post/reply button wont function).[383] Soyteens discover that there exists 2 FNF Pedo Niggers, the original one who made a few madness combat style animations, possibly hungarian-american, and is a 'corder of some server called olderchat, tried forcing some variant called johnny, and the 2nd one being the more popular venezuelan one featured in multiple slopjaks and shitposts. The death image of Dr. Soyberg on the home page, a long-lasting Soot-era icon of the Sharty, is removed. /raid/ is removed and /giga/ is the new raid board.
July 28 - Soycraft 2 is made and /craft/ is revived, along with a Trouble in Terrorist Town server with a corresponding /tttt/ board.
July 29 - Soygem Pass applications are opened, by getting approved passholders would be able to use VPNs, bypass the pending approval, and have a special flag that displays how long you have been a pass holder.[384]
SHARTY 'OREVERAugust 1 - soyjak.party users attempt to steal the 922222222 GET on 4chan's/b/ board. Despite valiant efforts, the GET was stolen by a user in an AI loli thread making the following reply to an AI loli image: "This is definitely the sorta bitch you let get close enough to your dick so that you can grab her by the hair.. so you can hip drop her to the pavement hard enough to snap her neck". Following this devastating loss, especially after a recent series of failed GETs, Soyteens immediately went to work to derail the AI loli thread. hCaptcha suspends service for the sharty and McChallenge stops working temporarily. McChallenge now uses ReCAPTCHA instead.
August 2 - The "SHARTY 'OREVER" animation is finished.[386] Mist announced that xhe's going on vacation, leaving the new Soycraft server unmoderated.[387]
August 3 - A thread featuring a new jak drawn from an animation of DSP gets dropped.[388]
August 4 - The Party is FINALLY mentioned on Wikipedias 'Imageboard' page.[389]
August 6 - A massive cricket colony attacks. They block all access to the janny bug spray cabinet. Some spiders try eating the crickets but it doesn't work. [393]. Ronald creates a new rule: "Calling Jiren weak is not premitted", and bans anyone who says so.” Ronald gets high off niggerweed and changes /soy/ to /jiren/.
Final Sharty Iceberg (Text version with sources)August 7 - 'teens get 5 dozen thrembillion McChallenges every second across all Sharty sites. Possibly due to a bot spam. Many niggas found out about the ability to communicate in voice chat which prompted 'teens to make voice chat threads in which other 'teens spammed music into their microphone and used their webcam mics to make the ears bleed off of 'teens. An example of a voice chat thread is this one.On the same day a thread was posted telling 'teens to flood some of the UK's biggest cities' police snitching channels in support of the UK anti-immigration protests/riots after three girls were fatally stabbed at a dance studio by a nigger named Axel Muganwa Rudakubana on the fourth of August. The story ended up getting twisted around into what is now disinformation that the perpetrator was a Muslim asylum seeker that came to the UK on a worn-down dinghy. What turned into a funny thread of trolling one of the finest police in the world turned into the thread that could possibly kill the sharty by domain seizure by feds. A few 'teens thought it would be funny to make fake threats, some impersonating other imageboards such as jakparty.soy, that they planted bombs in several elementary schools around the UK which prompted 'teens to call on the jannies to nuke the thread to prevent Interpol from finding it (it never happened). On the same day 4chan jannies were on a deletion spree wiping any thread relating to the flooding of the UK police channels (they still failed to prevent 4cucks from making bomb threats with FUCKING GRAMMAR).[394]
August 8 - FNAC is reuploaded on gamejolt again with a new update that adds a /caca/ reskin mode.[395] A 'teen makes a thread on making a sharty iceberg.[396] Variant:gapejak surpasses 10000 posts on the booru thanks to flagspam. [397]. Turkey Tom visits the sharty to post a thread asking about what he should cover in a video.[398]Quote takes role as the new developer in place of Ronald, and hosts the traditional "numanager" introduction QnA for xis replacement.[399]
August 9 - THE EVENTS OF THIS DAY HAVE BEEN REDACTED BY THESSA, YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER
August 10 - Admin annouces a few changes with the major ones being Soygem Passholders are now able to bypass McChallenge, self-bumping is re-enabled, and a new exclusive board called /gem/ is added for passholders.[400] User hosted Cytube's are now banned due to poor moderation.[401] A Media Pending Approval competition is announced.[402] /giga/ is resurrected as /giga5/.[403]Ruben Sim makes a video discussing his victory over porn-addicted Twitter furries, including two prolific haters of his, one of which accused 7 random people of being Ruben Sim fans and lied about them sending him his address, gore, and cp. His video thoroughly deboonks these ridiculous claims and contains tons of soy memes.[404]
August 11 - After Sonoro griefs the official Minecraft server to the point of halving the player count through exploits, lavacasting, and Withers[405][406][407], some random Aryan uses Sonoro's own exploit against xim and causes xim to have extreme levels of clitty leakage and take down the server in a fit of ackage.[408][409][410]
August 12 - 'Craft janny makes a post on restarting the server due to an exploit in the login plugin.[411]
August 13 - 'Log gets flooded with mutts.[412] Final version of the Sharty iceberg is unveiled.[413]
August 14 - A new adventure thread titled "the sixth admin of the website Adventure 2: Soypocalypse" is made.[414] A sticky is made on /mtv/ about a SCP sharty mod a teen is working on.[415] Chud records a nigger chimping out in muttdonalds.[416] 'Craft janny finally announces that the server has been reset and is back up and running.[417]
August 15 - An update on Jakworld Episode 2's production is made.[418] Chuds celebrate Valve removing a hidden tranny/bisexual flag from a cosmetic in a recent update and raid the steam forums where trannies are seething about it.[419][420] The Shemmy claims the 4cvcks 21000000 /BANT/ GET but 'teens still claim it as a win.[421] Earliest known appearance of Female Meximutt is posted on the 'ru.[422] A new soy-like variant of Lennonjak is created[423] with another thread being made after dubbing it as "Beetlejak".[424] Some Chuds go schizo after noticing that images were rotating[425][426][427]
August 16 - An announcement is made for Soypolitica round 2.[428] The catty gets nigger wiped removing alot of old replies from unslidable threads.[429] Follow up thread is made on the trannies seething over aryan valve[430] 'teen requests a namefag called anthony to be banned after finding a sus name in xirs roblox friends list.[431] A Chud makes a thread stating they will venmo $50 to anyone who posts their face but only one retard does it, guess who.[432] Mikofag makes a thread obsessing over touhou tranime music with it instantly getting brapped on.[433]
August 17 - The winners for the Media Pending contest are announced.[434] Earliest known appearance of Morbidmutt is posted on the 'ru.[435] Real nigga cord spams /soy/. Anthony makes a thread on /soy/ saying they love cheese pizza which gains over 700 replies.[436] Teen makes a thread on watching FPE for the first time.[437]Froot's message on his soynniversary (totally not written by an AI chatbot)
August 18 - /soy/ raids a pedo vtuber stream.[438] The Janny Council creates an IRC channel called irc.soyak.party, leading the 'sphere one step closer to 'cordification.[439] /r/ is unlocked and /tech/ is added back.[440] A sticky is made stating "Namefags/Avatarfags/Signaturefags (this one hasn't been a thing since maybe 2009) will now be receiving 8 hour bans from /soy/".[441] Soyberg is revived by a 'teen but dies immediately afterward due to a monster killing him.[442]Mist returns from their month long vacation and brings a new janny called "Wind" with them.[443]
August 19 - Another thread is made on the vtuber pedo.[444] Chud makes a thread saying "If this post gets 500 replies Froot's administration has to ban spadecucks", it gets almost 1600 replies with nothing ever happening as usually.[445] 'Log gets flooded by pou cord.[446][447] A chud obtains a foids tiktok with over 2k followers only to get it permanently acked.[448]The 'ru went down for maintenance.
August 20 - A Kiwinigga 'hacks' into Furaffinity's site redirecting it over to Kiwifarms and gets into their Xitter changing their handle to @ilovekiwi4lunch[449], in the middle of shitting up their Xitter they make a post shouting out the Party saying "My friends @ soyjak.party always make me laugh. Frfr".[450][451] A Chud reveals that the Spadeson spam was from the Affy.[452] An oldfag from before /qa/ shut down does a Q&A.[453] The booru announces that they are upgrading their version of Shimmie from 2.9.2 to 2.11.4 only to later downgrade back to 2.9.2 due to the issues that arose.[454]
August 21 - UID 31 becomes the first soyteen to lose their Soygem Pass[455] due to spamming a script bot they made but ends up also being the first to regain their pass but is now UID 140 31 instead.[456] PlierGOD suggests a built-in poll system on the Party[457] with dev responding saying that xim was already working on one.[458] FPEcord does a "Sharty sings Basics in Behavior/SMV" with submissions ending 9/20.[459] 'log gets spammed by Poucord again.
The new boards that Froot briefly added on August 22, 2024. A few of them were never actually set up at all and most of them were removed a few days later.
August 22 - FROOT GOES FULL SCHIZO AND LAUNCHES THE 113 BOARD PLAN.[460][461][462][463] The newly created /p/ board gets a great deal of attention, of course, although it's listed as being about "Pacemakers".[464] It is speculated that these "Pacemakers" are an oldfag animutation meme.[465] A new theme is also added titled "Frooty"[466] and mini icons of froot would rain on your screen on every theme.[467] Some threads were ending with "award" after each post including the name "Chud".[468][469][470] A new "Operation Reality: The Third Stage" thread is posted again after the last one falls off the board.[471] Datamining Ads are seen on the Party.[472][473] An irl foid records a video on the recent changes.[474] Eurohours being Eurohours, A "gay/IAS/porn thread" was made on /soy/ then shortly moved to /nate/.[475]
August 23 - A Chud hijacks a Russian Military Radio.[476] A Dox on the creator of the troonslop "Murder Drones" is made with the thread being dubbed "OPERATION: MURDER TROONS".[477] Teens continue to complain about the recent ads on the Party (nusoicacas don't know about adblockers).[478][479] Froot snowflakes are now disabled on every theme except "Frooty".[480]
August 24 - During Eurohours, some faggot posts a picture of a vagina saying "ew" and complains that "cunstervatives and chuds expect me to fuck this behemoth" the OP later claims that tranny pussy looks "less cursed" than actual vaginas and then the thread turns into one of the most gegfuel threads in a while,[481] near the end a 'teen comprised some of the gemmiest replies in that thread within a screenshot,[482] it was also extremely active despite taking place during Eurohours. "Operation: Murder Troons phase 2" is started after a successful dox on Liam Vickers, the creator of Murder Drones.[483] A Jackbox thread is actually active for the first time in about a month[484] with Chud ## Manager popping in asking for teens to make a new thread to help with raiding with it also getting stickied.[485] Two threads are made on /soy/ about acking yourself.[486][487] with the latter thread being a more general discussion. A Chud notices multiple repeating posts on the Party suggesting the dead internet theory is real.[488]
August 25 - soyjak.party domain dies again. A teen is developing a blox game called "Find the Soyjaks".[489] After 10 days of hard work, the sloppiest 'jak (so far) is finished and uploaded to the 'booru, it becomes a featured gem.[490] Earliest known appearance of Brazilmutt is posted on the 'ru.[491] An anonymous user on /pol/ proclaimed that he will shoot and kill any soyteens that meet up at the next soycon. He provided a photo of a pistol with a timestamp[492] and said that his friends on a dark web site will smuggle guns anywhere to aid his attack (ev&oe it was just an airsoft gun).[493]Mist announces the beginning of The Soycraft Elections on Soycraft II.[494]
August 26 - soyak.party gets taken down briefly by the FBI.[495] (even dough it was actually froogoogagas who reported the sharty to google[496]). /soy/ discuss about the new pedo beatdowns trend.[497]Grass-Sand war on /pol/.[498] Many prominant namefags get on a voice call in /soy/. Chud ## Manager also gets on (revealing he has a Slavic accent), and unbans Joel from posting on /soy/ on the condition that he add tags to new Booru posts.[499]
August 27 - Site returns back to normal with some of the new boards still remaining on site. Shemmy gets flooded by the same script bot from UID 31140 113 (HOLY SHIT)(nigga got his pass removed for spamming the sharty again), Chud ## Developer also pops in the same thread with xim soydueling a teen and winning.[500] Another teen makes a new soy blox game called "Police Brutality".[501]/anthro/ and /fpe/ are chosen for the final stage of the nuboard tournament,[502] with /fpe/ being the winners of the tournament thanks to "TheyCallMeDSP".[503][504] A new theme titled "Thanos" is also added.[505]The Soycraft Elections reach the Campaign stage.[506]
August 28 - Soygem Pass users can now post with Javascript disabled.[507] UID 35/Fake Soot tricks some teens into thinking xim was Soot doing a q&a on /gem/.[508] A Chud posts a link to a stream where you can control two different robots with TTS enabled and some teens start messing with them, at some point the creator "Rick" comes on camera and starts talking to chat.[509] A Teen makes a couple HD remasters of some jaks.[510]Fatjak goes trending on plebbit revealing that xim isn't fat anymore.[511]
August 29 - /soy/ gets botted with a bunch of nonsense posts.[512][513][514]Froot reveals on the blog that he dated a 17 year old when he was 19[515] and some chuds start sperging out saying he is a pedo.[516][517] Mediator applications open to passholders for the next 7 days.[518] /soy/ get locked for a whole hour by Baldi ## Mod.[519] Teens visit Robotstreamer.com again but this time they raid a vantablack niggerstone gooner tranny called "Vondrak" who is streaming on there, later though Rick gets on and does another Q&A.[520]
August 30 - McChallenge breaks for a brief period of time before being replaced with McCaptcha. At this point, the boards returns to it's original state (mostly, 'cause of /fpe/). Summer is over for a lot of 'teens, which makes the sharty less active than usual. "Operation: Gem-Alpha" is started.[521] A teen makes a thread on making corrupted jaks.[522] Some retard Chud accidentally leaks their IP after whining about getting banned from /fpe/ for spamming.[523] Chuds celebrate brazilians getting banned from Xitter.[524] The ‘ki gets raided by an affypedo but gets shut down by a few 'teens and twojannies who just so happened to be there when it began. One of the 'ki editors tried to make a /raid/ redirect as when you type "/raid/" it doesn't redirect you to the actual 'ki page. They instead made it so that it redirected to raid (THE PESTICIDE COMPANY) instead (accidents happen). A new hidden board called /ta/ (Talking Animals) is added[525] and Squirreljak posters start invading it, getting several GETS in the process.[526]
August 31 - After the success of FNAC, the Soyvelopers announce their next project titled "IAScar" and are currently looking for 3D modelers to help create items for the game.[527] A new Adventure thread titled "Cobman Adventure: save shartenburg" is made.[528] The Soypolitica Elections begins.[529] 'Teens make a slopjak together[530] and it gets uploaded to the booru.[531] A booru namefag gets outed as a pedo.[532] A teen goes schizo with xim saying the site is blasting noises once a week randomly.[533] After the Soycraft servers are down for around two days and are brought back the end of The First Soycraft Elections is announced by Mist, a player named "FrogBVLL" becomes The Soycraft President.[534] New margerald text filters are seen on the Party.[535][536] UID 19 leaks Gem-Speak 1 from /gem/.[537][538]
September 1 - /soy/ raid the 4cucks /b/ board.[539] Group of Chuds get a pedo website called "Baraag.net" taken down.[540][541] Two new stickys are made on /mtv/[542] with the first one being a guide to install "Plutonium", a program which adds dedicated servers and mod support to older COD games (BO1, BO2, MW2, MW3 and etc).[543] And the second one being a guide to installing a MW2 IW4X mod to play multiplayer with other 'teens.[544] A teen remakes a ton of soyjaks into modular ones and it gets stickied on /r/.[545] A thread on making a map of every namefag on the sharty gets made.[546] A teen makes a legendary thread asking other users to 'jak the bvll his GF cheated with.[547]
September 3 - Lute, the admin of Jakparty.soy, announces that the Jarty will be shutting down permanently on the 20th, marking the end of the longest-lasting soy splinter,[561] In response to this, a blotter message is added to the Sharty saying "Rest in peace Jarty, the original and forever best splinter site. Sad to see such a good community dissolve because the admin was dead set on being a lolbert" alongside the song "Five Years" by David Bowie on autoplay (the song was later removed).[562] Memorial threads to the Jarty start appearing frequently on the Sharty, and 'teens even start up "Operation: Kill the Shemmy", aiming to take down the Shemmy in order to avenge the Jarty[563], but the thread ends up dying on the first day. /ta/ fails to amuse Chud ## Thanos so xe calls for xis friend El Hermano ## Admin to make a decision[564] only for xim to decide to wipe the board out of existence.[565][566]8chan.moe gets raided by the 'nutty and furries from /g/[567]; their /abdl/ board (8chan) gets removed from the front page[568] and the 'nutty's URL got 2 wordfilters put on it by the sites owner. /soy/ gets locked for an hour[569] and is also wiped to 9 pages.[570] The 4cuck gets into some legal trouble[571], with some teens hoping the site finally gets shutdown.[572] A tech chud makes a chuddy version of Chatgpt called "RALLC".[573][574] A 'teen posts a website that lets you name colors anything in an attempt to give every color a name which very quickly gets chudded up.[575] /fpe/ is hidden from the top bar.[576] "Namefags at the Shartycon" Adventure thread is made.[577]
September 4 - A teen makes a nuvariant out of Mark Zuckerberg with most users agreeing its mostly coal, one Chud though stands out saying "don't worry I'll force this brimstone for you"[578], Sometime later after that post was made /soy/ gets flooded with the nuvariant[579] and jannies 'try' to clean up the mess.[580] The nuvariant also supposedly makes it on the 'ki front page[581], Which leads some teens to believe this might have been planned by Frootcord.[582]Uncjak gets a 'ki page made[583] but is quickly marked for deletion.[584] A chud doxes xis teachers emails asking teens to email bomb xhem but some users decide to snitch on OP instead.[585] Chuds raid a AI Southpark Stream and it gets gemmed up.[586] Another "ID-Battles" thread is made.[587] Gem-Speak 2 is leaked onto /soy/[588], At first most passusers thought it was UID 19 again but xe makes a new post on /gem/ saying it wasn't xim.[589] The Nashville Pooner's manifesto gets dropped and /soy/ laughs about it.[590]
September 6 - A Chud makes a Magma raid thread and accidentally steals the 8500000 GET (Aryan Organic GET, I KNEEL).[594] Another Operation: BlueSoy thread is made[595] after the last one hits over 3000 posts causing every teens computer to pratically catch on fire the second they opened it. 'Teen makes a thread suggesting a new operation where they go after new and old targets, what was a potential gem thread eventually turns into an argument between sagers and a chud. Sagers leave and the thread continues it died.[596] A Chud makes a thread saying that Froot mentioned being suicidal on the IRC chatroom (not in a tranny way) but doesn't bring up any proof to back it up.[597] The new president of the 'craft server "FrogBVLL" announces plans for a grand colosseum to be built and a PVP tournament.[598] Catalog breaks around midnight EST time causing threads to stay permanently in their place (before the catalog breaks) regardless to the bump order.[599]
September 7 - Nikocado Avocado loses 250 lbs (along with his hair) in his Two Steps Ahead video.[600][601] 'Teens make threads about the secret /sse/ board.[602][603][604] On certain browsers, it would display posts' JSON in real time, including those made on the /gem/ and a mysterious "board":"6". Because of this, a 'teen manages to post a banner, which meant that there would be no imgOps.[605] 'Teens planned to find Froot, but Quote deletes the fucking thread before they do. This resulted in 'teens complaining about it in /soy/.[it just is, ok?] Namefagging and flags are enabled on /soy/.[606] Miko makes a thread asking other retards to play Mario Kart with xim, thankfully the thread gets brapped on by Chuds.[607] A 'teen posts a long ass paragraph on /soy/ about how they have a sexual attraction to Ribbon.[608] Frogniggers are revealed to be pedos (surprised no one award).[609] A new event is unveiled with users being able to pick between Team Summer or Team Winter.[610] Summer has a good start, but Winter gets in the lead, it won.its not over yet nigga.it won haha summerfags.
September 8 - Namefagging and flags are disabled on /soy/ again along with the Summer/Winter event. A Teen makes a "Summer vs. Winter Election Edition" thread, Rules are if you post a state and get dubs your state gets colored for your team, Wintergods yet again BTFO Summerkikes.[611] A Teen steals the 1400 GET from thefrogponds /sharty/ board.[612] A Consipracy goes around of a namefag by the name of yurigod potentially being a Serial Killer.[613] Hitler steals the 8525251 GET on /soy/.[614] Chuds gem up some more Whiteboards again.[615] A mostly NAS Oekaki thread is made on /soy/ but is shortly moved to /fpe/ after an hour (geg).[616] 'Teen makes a raid thread about bravetrails.org, a faggot camp that reeks of pedophillia, groomers, and many other vantablack shit, on /soy/.[617] The word "shit" gets filtered to "raisin" for some reason.[618] The same 'teen that made bomb threats during the UK police raids (still gemmy) sent shooting threats through the "contact us" form. Arguments between moralchads and chuds erupt in which the OP of the thread tried to calm the situation down by telling them to gem up their hotline on the contact page. This goes somewhat successful. 'teen suggests sending them Popeyes instead of 'za (it is less healthy, greasier, and more expensive which means it is a better alternative than 'za). People suspect the thread to be a fed honeypot. Retarded janny deletes the thread. Whole new level of retardation.
September 9 - A 'teen makes a thread titled "PROJECT: SOYJAK KIDS BOOK" asking other teens to make a kid-friendly soy book to publish on Amazon, but sadly most of the thread is wasted by frogtranny derailment and is slid off the 'log.[619] A PPH boosting thread is made with the goal being to hit 2k pph on /soy/.[620] The creator of the oldfag "PINGAS" meme troons out.[621] Chuds make some gemmy IRL Slopjaks.[622] A new Pixelplanet thread is made.[623] Whiteboard gets 'aped again.[624] Nupasta drops on /soy/.[625]Turkey toms nudes get leaked on /soy/ but jannies delete the threads.
September 10 - A new polling system is added to the Party allowing users to create there own polls.[626][627][628] A Scriptfag releases a script that generates Soygem Pass codes, Its confirmed to be real when a Chud posts in the thread with a Soygem flag under "UID 154" despite flags not being enabled (this also confirms that there are atleast over 150 pass users as of writing this),[629] It was just a janny trolling. A Chud makes a thread requesting 'kiGODS to make a page on Ribbon but quickly shifts to obsessing over Miko and asking for xim to get a page instead, some nujaks were also made of xim.[630] A Chud pretends to act like smartschoolboy9 making multiple videos obsessing over different jaks.[631] A Cytube was made for the Presidential Debate.[632]
September 11 - GEORGE BUSH ## ADMIN stickies a message talking about when the two /qa/s fell or something.[633]Mustard makes a sticky with the following text "Good evening. Namefag/avatarfag discussion is now banned from /soy/ and will get you a 1 hour off-topic ban from /soy/ that doubles with each offense. Please visit the >>>/qa/ zoo to throw bananas at the monkey exhibit."[634] Miko gets banned off of /soy/ for 2 days.[635] GET 8555555 is obtained with a picture of a sinister looking gapejak and the following text "admin 𝛑 is coming…".[636] The SSE does not work anymore.
September 12 - the Soyak.party domain goes down[637] which is later confirmed by Chud ## Developer to be a clienthold[638], The Cellar also goes offline potentially causing hundreds of threads to not go archived[639] (if theres any threads you want to be able to view in the future PLEASE use archive.today to save it). /soy/ decide to send some 'zas to Hasanabi while xe is livestreaming but sadly nothing happens (some Chuds speculate that xis mom was denying the 'zas being sent).[640]Patrick Crusius (aka IRL Chud) appears in court for the first time in 5 years[641][642] with xim now having facial hair and longer curly hair, some 'teens decide to make updated jaks of xim to reflect these changes.[643][644] A Chud makes a thread voicing over Soyquotes.[645] 'Teens raid a creepypasta thread posted on the 4cucks /v/.[646][647] A Chud posts on the Party from a laptop in Walmart and changes the background on multiple laptops to Slopjaks.[648] The Sharty goes gay for a day.[649][650]Mustard makes a board review alongside a poll on whether you agree with xis review or not with the majority of the votes being positive.[651]
The Soy-Anniversary
September 13 - In celebration of the 4th anniversary of the 'Party, the First Soyanniversary is announced, It is an event lasting 7 days with there being a list of contests/competitions to participate in along with prizes (yet to be announced) to be given out.[652][653][654] Alongside this new cosmetic updates are pushed out to the main Soysphere sites with the first being a new theme being released on the 'Party titled as "Soya"[655], the Boorus homepage[656], a new 'Ki logo[657], and a new theme on Soyjak.blog.[658] A new board is added to the top bar for the event titled "/soya/".[659] A Wiki Contest is also announced with the event with two of the main prizes being a Soygem Pass and 5 questions to Froot.[660] Nominations open for "The Sharty Awards 2024" with voting to start 2 days from now.[661] A dox thread is made on a pedo called "bu5t" with OP claiming to have found xis real dox[662], shortly after the thread is made a janny deletes it and bans anyone mentioning it with the ban reason being set to "kill yourself".[663] A Sharty thread gets made on 4chan's /g/ board.[664][665] The 'craft server gets a new IP under "mc.soybooru.com".[666] A thread is made suggesting to turn "SOYJAKMATHS" (A parody of the YT channel Numberjacks) into a Web Series.[667] The 4cuck /g/ raid happened.
September 14 - Day 2 of the First Soyanniversary begins with submissions opening for the Soyhistory Art Contest[668] and The Soyim Games.[669]The Cellar comes back online but only updated with posts up to 9/11.[670] "COBLOX IS REAL NOW".[671][672] Chuds raid multiple "/aicg/ - AI Chatbot General" threads on the 4cucks /g/ board.[673][674] "ponyfag chud adventures part 2" a sequel to this is made on the Party.[675]Glowtext is disabled (symbols just break it now) on the 'Party.[676] A 'teen actually facedoxes themselves after hitting 100 replies on their thread.[677]
September 15 - Day 3 of the Soyanniversary kicks off with the launch of Soyplanet.[678][679] The first Soyim Games begins[680] and ends with David Thoughie as the Winner[681], Submissions re-open for a second game in the next 2 days.[682] Nominations close for The Sharty Awards with voting to begin tommorow.[683] A new FallenChungus raid thread is made on /soy/ due to the soyak.party domain being broken.[684] A 'teen makes a thread on a slenderman-type game they have been working on titled "Slender Cob: The Thrembo Gems" with plans to release a trailer soon[685], sadly the thread was spammed/saged by cord niggers and was slid off the 'log. The creators of Jakworld open up voice auditions for the character Impish Soyjak Ears after deciding against using AI voices.[686] The post Mustard made a few days ago on namefagging being banned on /soy/ is removed.[687] Submissions for the second Soycraft elections open.[688]
September 16 - Day 4 of the Soyanniversary starts off with Chud ## Thanos hosting a Special Cytube.[689]the Soyanniversary Poll begins.[690] Polling starts for The Sharty Awards.[691] A new altchan, Ragecomics.party, is posted on the Sharty.[692] After some harmless and largely affectionate raiding from Soyteens, Bu5t begins spamming 'p on the site (just like he had done on The Frog Pond four days prior) and Ragecomics.party gets shut down as a result.[693] soyjak.party jannies then remove the original Sharty thread about Ragecomics.party, for obvious reasons.[694] A Chud makes a thread telling 'teens to join "the official sharty chess club" on chess.com[695] and a tournament is also hosted on the same day.[696] Rumors of Froot killing ximself start popping up on the Party.[697][698] A Gigachad poster posts a spade edit of xis ex-girlfriend.[699] The 'Booru goes offline[700] (new info comes to light with it potentially being the frogcucks that got it taken down[701]).
September 17 - Day 5 of the Soyanniversary starts with The second Soyim Games[702] and ends with 6ixthrembo as the Champion.[703] Submissions for The Soy Song Cover Contest open.[704] /pol/ is now 18+ and anyone under 18 using it will be permabanned.[705] The actual hat used for Doll's soyjak is found (this is just like muh lost media!).[706] GET 8600000 is obtained; it is a reply to a gemmy Hitler image, with the poster saying "Gem".[707]
September 18 - Day 6 of the Soyanniversary starts off with the opening of submissions for The Board Brackets Event.[708] Chud ## Thanos announces the start of the first Thanos Games[709] with Captain Coal being the last one standing.[710]Brimstone Winter closes in as 'teens notice more then half of Soyplanet is filled with NAS. Further investigation reveals that a French forum known as Onche.org were also trying to sabotage the event. >NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUT SMILEY FACES ON MY SHITTY PIXELPLANET LARP SPLINTER BECAUSE... UHHH... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY?!!!!! Thankfully, Trumpflare gets turned on to stop xhem.[711] Reconstruction plans are made to fix Henry on Soyplanet.[712] 'Teens use 3dgifmaker to craft some gems.[713]Anthony gets banned from the Schlog for being a pedo.[714] The Shemmy redirects are removed and now redirect back to the original sites.[715]
September 19 - Day 7 (the final day?) of the Soyanniversary was supposed to be the results for The Sharty Awards, but it appears to have been delayed. The results for the Soyanniversary Poll are dropped and Soyplanet is announced to be ending in 24 hours.[716] Submissions close for The Board Bracket Event and voting starts with the deadline being ~16 / 24 hours.[717] A thought-to-be-lost copypasta story titled "the final day of the sharty" by ðoot is found[718] and is given its own wiki page. A new Rule is added to the Party stating "Suicide announcements are forbidden.".[719] THE SHEMMY GOES DOWN! The Shemmy starts redirecting to theribbitrally.org[720], a mere day before the scheduled shutdown of jakparty.soy, but the domain comes back online after an hour. French gigachads start leaking about Henry again.[721] A sticky is made on /soy/ of a single image with the text "Dawn of The Final Day -24 Hours Remain-"[722] A Chud makes a thread on making a "sharty object show".[723] Submissions close for the second Soycraft elections with voting to start 2 days from now.[724] The Cellar is fixed and is back to archiving again.[725]
September 20 - 4 YEARS ON BALD MAN WITH GLASSES WEBSITE AWARD soyjak.party turns 4 years old. the Soyanniversary concludes with The Sharty Awards which is hosted on /soy/.[726] Soyplanet is now official over.[727] The remaining contests are extended with more rewards to be announced.[728] Voting for Round 1 of The Board Brackets competition begins and ends with 8 boards being eliminated.[729]Doll posts a new video thanking 'teens for voting him as Best Admin.[730]THE JARTY IS LOCKED and Lute puts up one last message[731], rest in piss, sweet prince. In honor of the Jarty a new theme is added titled "J*rtycvck"[732] and multiple Jarty threads are made by jannies.[733] Chud ## Thanos also hosts a Jartycuck farewell party on cytube.[734] "Life of Jarty: The Adventures of the Final Jartycuck" Adventure thread is made.[735]
September 21 - The Sharty History Artwork Contest and Song Cover Contest are both officially extended for 1 more week and new rewards are announced.[736] Round 2 of The Board Brackets competition ends with only 4 boards making it to the pre-finals; /st/ - Skibidi Toliet, /incel/ - Incel Board, /fit/ - Health and Fitness, and /calm/ - Calm.[737] The Affy announces their shutting down a day after The Jarty is locked.[738] /gem/ gets leaked by a frogcvck passuser.[739] A secret thread on /soy/ dating back to June is uncovered with a 'plierGOD revealing that if you reply to a thread right before it is deleted your reply turns into a "ghost thread".[740][741] A bunch of 'teens complete a 1400 piece puzzle.[742]Over 60 Soyteens raid 'blox and put on colourful avatars. They raided a battle of Waterloo game and defeated pesky bluecucks, flooded a wholesome hangout club game, competed in the soyrena to determine the mightiest soyteen and various more tomfooleries.[743][744]
September 22 - Round 3 of The Board Brackets competition ends with 2 boards making it into the finals; /fit/ - Health and Fitness and /incel/ - Incel Board.[745] Voting closes for the final round and /fit/ is declared the winner.[746] /fit/ is added to the top bar[747] and another new board is also added on the same day called "/swa/ - Swaggers With Attitude".[748] A Chud decides to make a community shared Sharty email and twitter account (and later plebbit) as a soycial experiment but slf little fucks just end up deleting the accounts.[749] Chuds do another Whiteboards raid.[750]Jannies for some reason started moving almost every new thread made out of /soy/ leading to teens seething[751] and half the catty being filled with Janny hate.[752] Jannies now have a unique identifer to their name instead of it saying "Chud" ## Mod, so soyteens now have a new boogeyman to seethe over.[753]The Cellar stops archiving again.[754]
September 23 - Dr. Soyberg (Administrator of the Soyslum wiki) announces their retirement.[755] Voting for the second Soycraft elections begins.[756] Chuds flood one of SMG4's submission forms.[757]"Ghost ## Froot" makes a thread on him supposedly leaving the site.[758]
Poot
September 24 - Three new Admins appear on the 'Party by the names of Poot[759], Croot[760], and Flying Nigger.[761] Poot does a secret Q&A on /gem/.[762] A Chud gets ChatGPT to make some new soyspeak words.[763] The most efficient way to spam threads yet is found, but is swiftly blocked.[764] A new boogeyman based off of Murder Drones is dropped.[765][766] The SSE works again.[767] Plans are made to not only plug the SSE into a PPH counter to get the PPH for /gem/[it just is, ok?], but also to make SSE posts readable to the normal human being, thus leaking /gem/.[it just is, ok?] This also reveals a board called /jeon/.[it just is, ok?]
September 25 - froggaysluts raid /soy/[768] and get the soyjakwiki.net domain suspended. https://theribbitrally.org/soicuck/res/236.html[769][770][771] Threads that are moved now redirect to the board they were moved too.[772]Froot reveals that he considered shutting down the site several times.[773] GET 8666666 is obtained.[774] Frogs start appearing with embedded furfag shit.[775]Minus8 dox is dropped on /soy/.[776] A new adventure thread is made titled "Private Detective Feral - Episode one - The Coalson Conspiracy".[777] The Admin six 2 adventure thread is removed off of /soy/ after being chived.[778] The second Soycraft elections ends with "Scientoloju" being the newest president.[779]
September 26 - After exactly 2 weeks /raid/ and /chive/ return now under the domain soyjak.st and becomes a mirror for the main party.[780][781] The 'ki also comes back now under soyjakwiki.org[782] and the Booru temporarily redirects to the new backup domain booru.soyjak.st.[783] The Cellar also now has a backup under archive.soyjak.st.[784] Fpecord get disowned by their creator.[785]
September 27 - Soyjak.party domain goes down due to running out of bandwidth.[786][787] Voting for The Sharty Song Cover contest[788] and Soyhistory Art contest[789] begins. A Chud reveals that xhey trolled everyone into thinking Poot was real.[790] The Admin six 2 adventure thread gets an ending[791] and Admin six 2.5 is started but gets acked due to catty wipe later.[792] Chud ## Thanos posts a margerald video titled "prelude".[793] Because of all the recent harassment/domain takedowns from Frogcord, Chuds decide to get together and mass report theribbitrally to get the site tooken down further inciting the war against both Frogs and Chuds.[794]
September 28 - The 'log gets wiped.[795]Soyjak.party domain starts working again.[796] A new rule is added to the site stating "you can only make 1 thread per day"[797], a few hours after this was enforced it was changed again due to putting too much load on the servers and now runs on a "honour system" (no further info was given on what this means exactly).[798] A 'teen finds what looks to be the very first soyquote.[799] Some Chuds decide to make their own language based off of an indo-european one[800], A new thread though is later made for it on /pol/.[801] Over 40 soyteens raid the 'blox again.[802]
September 29 - The winners for the Song Cover and Soyhistory Art Contests are revealed.[803] Soyteen shadow agents acquired Encyclopedia Dramatica, causing much cope and sneed along the way and revealed that the other operators are trannies from Discord. They apparently also hold the most up-to-date version of the backups.[804][805] A thread arguing about incest was made but it supposedly makes jannies seethe to the point where they delete it and filter the word "incest" to "BBC".[806][807] Miko gets accused of being a pedo.[808] "Admin six 2.5: The Jarty Killing Adventure" is made again and looped by jannies.[809] A Chud that 'teens have started calling "Morsecaca" peeks the interest of most users due to the fact that xe would only communicate in morse code[810][811], Xe was also given a wiki page. GET 8700000 is obtained.[812]
September 30 - A Captcha guide is added to Mcchallenge.[813][814] A new variant of soyak is created based off of soytubers.[815][816] A Chud messes with a chinks computer and gets FNAC installed on it.[817] A Chud disguises xis jak as a frog using Image Steganography (Note: you can also use this to find embeds in images).[818] Buff Cobson takes the spot for the 70000th approved post on the booru.[819] A Chud finds the xitter of one of the furniggers thats been spamming /soy/ (raid thread when?).[820] "Average söicaca opsec".[821] The News panel is updated with the following message "BREAKING: ALL PIZZA HUTS WITHIN THE UNITED STATES TO BE DEMOLISHED AT THE ORDER OF PRESIDENT JOE BID".[822]
October 1 - /soy/ gets raided by Shrekcord[823][824] and a post is made by "Lord Farquaad" with xim saying xe will reward users for capturing every ogre xhey see.[825]The Cellar is back to archiving again.[826] 'teens raid a tranny imageboard by the name of "9san.fun" but it doesn't take long before it gets spammed with 'p and the janny running it takes down the site ending the raid early.[827] The 4cuck becomes even more cucked for users with them now limiting the amount of times you can say "Nigger, Faggot, and Tranny" in a single post (even doe this has been implemented for a while and has only just recently been brought to light).[828] A Rapeson Adventure thread was made.[829] The News blotter is updated with the following message "'een who said he would be leaving in September did not leave in September".[830]
October 2 - Some autist chud asks for advice on talking to a foid but users turn against xim due to taking creep shots of xer and posting them on the bald man with glasses website so one 'teen suggests that they "find xer xitter and send xer this thread" but the thread gets slid before anything could happen.[831] the log' gets flooded with the spam "If Child Labor is a Crime… Then why teacher gives Homework?".[832] Another new variant of soyak shows up on the Party.[833] "ITT we make buzzwords up to confuse newGODS".[834] The supposed existence of a /gem/ discord and /gem/ telegram gets leaked but the thread is shortly moved to /bait/.[835] Some /gem/ posts are leaked thanks to the SSE.[836]They also try to bruteforce the former janny board, /j/. MEDS NOW
October 3 - /soy/ does some VNC trolling, They get a jeet to sperg out, mess with a chinks phone, and even gamble on some retards cs gambling account along with a ton of other shit.[837] A "Chud" tries to convince 'teens why soylita should be unbanned with most users calling xim out for being a pedo and jannies move the thread to /q/[838], Shortly after it was moved another thread was made in response to it with the Chud explaining why soylita should stay banned but the thread gets shitted up by spammers.[839] A frog reveals that trying to go to the url "shrekchan.com" redirects you over to a 404 board on the Party called "/shrk/".[840][841] A Chud reveals an easter egg on the site where when you click the banner it changes to a different one.[842]
October 4 - A new "Contact Admins" post is made and stickied on /soy/[843] with the previous one by Froot being unsticked.[844] After another break, An active Jackbox raid thread spanning over 2 days is made getting over 2200+ replies.[845] Chuds raid the 4cucks /mlp/ anniversary cytube[846] 'teens share gemmy drawings they made.[847] A Chud finds a brief apperance of the 'ki in a jewtubers video talking about Vidlii from a month ago.[848] A Chud reveals the site that is used to make the cool moving line gifs that sometimes appear on the Party.[849] Legendary grandpa post.[850] A thread asking about 'teens grades gets bumped to page 1 for some reason.[851] "Make Blowfish Island into Sharty /pol/ island"[852] A new flag on /pol/ is added titled "Swampist".[853]
October 5 - The Hall of Fame for the Soyanniversary winners is released.[854] Chuds work on making a parody of One Beer by MF DOOM dubbing it "One Board".[855]Quote finally fixes the Glowtext and reveals that xe hates his jak stating "I'd rather be portrayed as a slopjak than that faggot coal".[856] A Chud drops the head mod of 4cuck and /pol/ "RapeApe" dox asking for it to be spreaded but frogsissies started derailing the thread so another thread was made but that got derailed so another thread with IDs was made but it was yet again derailed by frogs.[857] /qa/ gets cattywiped by /pol/.[858] The Cellar currently redirects over to the newer archive.soyjak.st domain.[859]
SNARKY SNAPPY STRIKES AGAIN!
October 6 - Weeb YouTuber ChibiReviews (the guy in the Snarky snappy clip) got into some heated drama earlier this week that allegedly involved him getting doxed and threatened on Twitter by other weebs.[860] He posted a video to YouTube talking about the drama and showed off his gun as a warning to anyone who wanted to show up to his house.[861] Someone from snarky saw gem potential and made a dox thread on /soy/[862] (which was later moved to /raid/[863] then deleted by Mustard.[864]) on ChibiReviews to fan the flames, which very quickly resulted in someone from the thread hacking Chibi's DeviantArt to replace the pfp with the sharty's "nothing is beyond our reach" image.[865] Soyteens in the thread also claimed to find provocative images of real children in his favorites, but Chibi claimed on Twitter that those were added by the hacker.[866] Chuds continue on RapeApes Dox.[867] Chuds work together to 'ox a jewtuber tranny.[868] Some retard gives Miko $100 to do the fucking griddy on video.[869][870] A teen makes a collage of images sent by other chuds but stops early due to xes computer being shit.[871]
October 7 - The Shartys homepage gets a BIG makeover (Evendoe they just copy and pasted how the Jarty looks) with the News blotter being added to the front and all accessible Boards now being shown with it also tracking the PPH, Users, and Total amount of Posts for each board.[872] /soy/'s description gets changed from "Gems" to "Typically 'jakking".[873] /soya/ is locked/archived and removed from the top bar along with a thank you message from the janitorial staff.[874] A new datamining poll is made asking users what theme they use.[875] A new feature was added to the Party where if you type your actual IP it gets filtered, most chuds thought this was a joke till Quote posted in the thread saying xe did add this.[876] Mustard makes a sticky on /pol/ prompting users to make memeflags with the template provided.[877] /pol/ and /swa/ default theme changes from "Yotsoyba B" to "Yotsoyba".[878] /raid/ catalog gets wiped.[879]
October 8 - 'Teens get MoistCritical to namedrop Cobson and also say "Is Cobson a Gem, Thats good" live on stream.[880] Turkey Tom also drops a video on xis main channel the same day namedropping the Party on a dox we did of a furfag but a janny moves the thread to /qa/ for some odd reason.[881] A Chud plans to do a full rotoscoped remake of "The Lawnmower Man" with plans to finish it 6 months from now.[882]
October 9 - A Kiwifarms user finds a hidden Kolyma server that had Kuz and other 'p spammers in it.[883] A cacaGOD admits to accidentally fucking with a nuclear reactor in a VNC Thread[884] with multiple news reports even being made about it.[885][886][887] Posting with "bump" in the email field now puts "BUMP!" next to your name.[888] "Janny/Jannie" gets wordfiltered to "Tranny/Trannie".[889] A Sharty HOI4 mod project was looped[890] but is later moved to /mtv/ and stickied.[891] 'teens make some AI gems with HailuoAI with one Chud even generating Doll dancing in a diaper.[892] GET 8777777 is obtained.[893]
October 10 - Mcchallenge returns to the main site instead of only when posting again blocking all external archiving sites.[894] A "reactor" streamer by the name of "Forsen" reacts to Soy Lore V2[895] (this was later brought up by 'teens a week later though[896]). Partially filtered IP addresses on the Ban page are now fully removed.[897] /an/ (Animals & Nature) is added back to the top bar and /tttt/ is removed.[898] Chuds fuck with a tranny on xitter going by the name "EmoCyberCat" and even get a full 'ox on xim.[899]
butterfly killer
October 11 - A Colossuem PVP Tournament is announced for Soycraft.[900] Teens find out using the newly added "bump" in the email field skips 2 posts potentially causing future GETs to not exist.[901] A Chud makes a thread complaining that they can't delete a file they posted and Quote posts in the thread replying "kys I hate file deletion, jannies can't delete files anymore either. Either delete the whole post or don't delete it nigger." Chuds were not happy about this change with mulitple users calling for total janny death, Quote then deleted half the images in the thread including OPs post and it was then moved to /pol/.[902] A 'teen makes a post on /soy/ with a video of xher shooting a butterfly with a bb-gun and then beating it with a metal rod.[903] Teens create the "ultimate" slopjak together using Impjak as base.[904] A Chud "allegedly" traps a nigga in a car wash and cooks xim alive in a VNC thread[905] and coincidentally a Chud in another thread made later posts news articles about a guy found dead at a abandoned car wash.[906] A new Jackbox raid thread gets over 1200+ replies and a Chud doxes a le heckin nonbinary streamer in it and manages to get xis phone number, Chuds then started calling xim live on stream with one teen saying they were "Cobson" and another getting xim to say "He is a Gem".[907]
October 12 - Thread №8803391 is created.[908] A 'teen makes a thread linking to a hidden page on the Party called "Oh Baby" which would display dozens of small images of caca moving around back and forth behind a pink background with this song playing.[909] A Chuds anger with the current moderation of the site is bumped to page 1.[910] Squirreljak surfs to Page 41.[911] The word Soil is filtered to "Soyl".[912] /pol/ gets a few major changes; The Name and Email field are removed, IDs are now optional when making a new thread, and an Options field replacing email is added.[913] GET 8800000 is obtained.[914] Cobson hits 10000 posts on the Booru.[915]
October 13 - Somebody brought out an Ongezellig-themed sign at some football event, and got it live on TV. The 'teens later took notice of it.[916][917] Also, a user on /soy/ has figured out how to hijack TV stations, and thus inventing Soyjacking and producing many gems.[918] One 'teen broadcasted a pro-turkey meme video on a Greek station.[919] An actual random Chinese guy posts on /pol/ and sends gibberish.[920] Users briefly had the tag [Discord] shown next to their name if they had the application open but was shortly hidden.[921]
October 14 - Mcchallenge is removed when first entering the site and moved back to only when posting allowing external archiving once again.[922] 'teens get an EPI video on the tube taken down.[923] Soyjacking ends prematurely due to a snitch and site owners killing the site that was used.[924] A user makes a thread linking to a hidden page on the Party that looks to be testing a Choose your own Adventure feature onsite.[925] "c0e7" is changed to "system" on the ban page.[926]
October 15 - A newsoicaca makes a thread asking for advice on how they can fuck their biological sister.[927] The Catalog on /soy/ gets wiped.[928] The recent major changes to /pol/ were reverted back to how it was previously[929] and the board is again updated with new changes; You can now post with a VPN without a gempass, "integrity.js" is disabled (datamining or something), and jannies rights have been removed from the board.[930] Mustard makes a sticky on /pol/ for a general thread on discussing/making flags.[931] 711chan is raided & wiped again after a failraid on 4cuck.[932] ‘Teens manage to steal the 69999999 GET on 4cucks /trash/ board.[933]
October 16 - A Civil war starts to brew against /soy/ and /pol/.[934] 'Teens dox some pedos from a pedo wiki site.[935] External Archiving is broken again due to Mcchallenge.[936] The Catalog gets wiped by jannies again.[937] IDs are optional again when making a new thread on /pol/ with it being checked by default.[938]
October 17 - 'Teens try to colonize the /b/ board on 4chan.[939] Quote makes a post asking users to clear their cookies and cache but doesn't give a reason on why.[940] A thread is made by a /pol/ user on /soy/ demanding the board be deleted, it was bumped all the way to page 1.[941] A 'plierGOD claims to have stolen 50,000 euros from "ZugerBM" due to the company leaving their vnc open with the admin password set to auto complete.[942] A Chud asks for suggestions on a chuddy game xe is working on.[943]
October 18 - 'Teens dox a gooner larping as a female Ruben Sim whos known for making EPI roblox shit[944], the thread was later moved to /raid/.[945] "Kek" is wordfiltered to "m" (it was later changed again to "froglaugh") and putting "is" infront of "sharty culture" is filtered to "is vantablack brimstone".[946] The 4cuck yet again cucks its users even harder with new /pol/ users (this was later implemented to ALL boards[947]) now being subjected to a 15 minute wait time before posting unless they purchase a "4chan pass" or verify your email.[948]
October 19 - ALL OF THE WORDFILTERS USED ON /SOY/ ARE REMOVED.[949] "Supersage" gets added to the email field, which moves a thread down a page.[950][951] 'teens help Swede brew a /soy/ potion.[952] 'teens start a dox on Breadpanes.[953]
October 20 - by the decree of Mustard, NAS was banned until sunrise and would get you a 1 hour ban from /soy/.[954][955] (It should be noted there were 4 different iterations to this rule.[956]) /soy/ gets catty wiped to 1 page for some reason. The first Bikinijak is posted on /soy/ with Mustard being exposed for being a gooner,[957] later in the day Mustard brings the NAS ban back again but this time /soy/ is now 18+ and NSFW content (including gore) is allowed, To prevent EPI underaged users were to be sent to /qa/[958], The catty then started to fill with bikinijaks and EPI threads[959] which resulted in the ban/posts being removed and a new sticky made stating all the changes were reverted but staff is allowed to go harder on NAS with the exception of raid threads.[960] GET 8888888 was "obtained" this day but at first users couldn't link to it but then you could but it would direct you to thread #1 then the site went offline and then it comes back with the Post no. being real and it just saying "uptulsa", most users believe that this was a jannypsyop and the real GET was actually changed due to past GETs also being changed by them before.[961][962] You can now view the Site banners used at this link.[963] A new adventure thread titled "Captain Science Adventure: Soyvil War(Shartenburg 2)" is made and looped.[964] A margerald post dating back to 55 years ago is created for some reason?[965]
October 21 - All of the soywebsites (Soyjak.party, SoyBooru, and Soyjak Wiki) except the Schlog were temporarily taken down seemingly due to Froot forgetting to pay the server bills.[966] In the meantime, soyteens were redirected to an IRC.[967] A temp bunker was also set up but later taken down.[968] The 'ru was later reinstated.[969]
October 22 - Froot confirmed in the schlog announcement post that the websites were taken down due to a wrong number on the card, and reassured the soyteens that it will be back soon.[970] The Sharty and 'ki were back almost an hour after Froot's post was created.[971] 'Teens stole the 88000000 GET on /vt/.[972][973] The Creator of Homestruck (Andrew Hussie) dox is dropped on /soy/.[974] Spintext is re-enabled again.[975]
October 23 - A new poll was made and pinned asking users what period they joined the site (it was later taken down the same day).[976] A sticky is made by the Soyvelopers requesting coders and 3d modelers for multiple upcoming projects, one of them being the anticipated racing game ">IASCAR".[977] Namefagging was briefly enabled on /soy/ by Mustard as a test.[978]
October 24 - 'Teens complete a 1849 piece jiggie puzzle (largest yet without floydtech).[979] Slurs were banned for an hour[980] and users would receive a 15 minute timeout if they used any.[981] Ex-mediator namefag [REDACTED] makes a thread instructing mods to make a murder drones board but then starts leaking stuff from "mod.php" alongside their username and password that was used for it[982], A Mod then changed his new posts to only say "i love b b c" (forcing him to communicate through images) and it also started sharing a single random character from his IP on each post he made.[983] He later derails a different thread and posts his address in an attempt to get unfiltered, 'teens also figured out his IP.[984] Froot gets high on Acid and starts shitposting on the 'farms[985] and later starts posting on the Party.[986] A 'teen messes with xis ex-girlfriend using soyspeak.[987]
October 25 - NAS was banned (except replies) until "00:00 UTC+14:00".[988] Frogtroons did a faildox on Quote.[989] A Shitoko Adventure thread was made.[990]
October 26 - 4cucks system admin MVB gets 'oxed by 'teens.[991] A Janny posts an margerald image under the Contact Sticky, the image showed a soyified clock and the number "3." above it alongside some smugged words surrounding it.[992] A continuation of the previous Shitoko Adventure thread was made.[993] Some Booru nigga uploaded bestiality 'orn of a scottish Cobson fucking a Sheep, Jannies quickly hash banned it though.[994][995] 'Teens steal 4cucks /3/ 999999 and 1000000 GETs.[996] A "Build Soytopia: Interactive Thread" was made, the rules were "one image reply = one house + one amenity picked by the poster"[997], A Chudtopia spinoff was also made.[998]
Soy-'oween 2024October 27 - An Admin wipes the catalog with the reason being "People were whining about how the jannies need to delete all the bait and coal so I deleted all the bait and coal."[999] A Rumor starts spreading about a jumpscare that would appear randomly when refreshing the page[1000], Quote at first said it was not real and just a troll[1001] but later admits that he did put an actual screamer but only to the people complaining about it because it wasn't real.[1002] A well known jackbox raider and OP of the (previously pinned) thread twitch clip raids on /raid/ "Rivernook" is revealed to be a Pedophile who owned a 5k member roblox ERP discord server.[1003]Soytopia II was created.[1004] Chuds try to claim the 2m GET on Leftypol but a Swinny nigga gets it.[1005]
October 28 - The Sharty and the other soysites went down again. god damn it froot[1006] Thankfully, it came back sooner than expected,[1007]though the main domain (.party) is not working as writing[1008] it later came back the same day. Chuds mess with an obsessed snitch tranime pedo on xitter.[1009]
October 29 - A mini Halloween event dubbed "Soy-'oween" is announced, its to be hosted for three days starting on the 30th with various activities planned.[1010] A new halloween theme is released titled "Eater".[1011] The letter "e" was briefly filtered to the word "Halloween"[1012] before being changed again to instead being auto-banned for using the letter.[1013] 'Teens 'ox a soy pooner tuber.[1014] /pol/ namefield is removed.[1015]
October 30 - Day 1 of the Soy-'oween event begins with users being able to pick between two teams "Humans" and "Zombies"[1016], posting under Team Zombie would apply multiple different wordfilters to your text.[1017] Cytube Movie night was delayed as of writing this. "Shit" is wordfiltered to "Raisin" again.[1018] 'Teens discover using Japanese and Chinese (along with other foreign languages) on the Party automatically translates each character to English[1019], it was later disabled though.[1020] A soytoddler in 3rd grade gets sent to the office after asking for 'teens to spam suicidal stuff.[1021]Cobsontalks is accused of allowing foodists and colony members (one notably being Reginmyre) in xis cord.[1022][1023]
October 31 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN CHUDS. Day 2 of the Soy-'oween event starts off with some Skribbl.io games hosted by Mist[1024], 'teens later moved over to jiggie.fun to solve some puzzles.[1025] Submissions for banners relating to the "Soyjak.st" domain is opened.[1026] 'Teens showed off their Halloween costumes.[1027][1028][1029] A "lil chuddy adventure thread" was made.[1030] A teaser for a soyified mod of Plants vs. Zombies is released with it supposedly coming out "dis Soyoween".[1031] An autistGOD creates a writing system called "Soyic".[1032] An art tranny (this person) drew NSFW 'orn of "06eb ## Mod" (no im not linking it), 06eb proceeded to hashban the image and permaban them with the following message "stupid nigger"[1033], they were later unbanned though.[1034] Another easter egg page on the Party is found[1035], going to this link[1036] would take you to a lime themed page with multiple limejaks on the page moving up and down with only one video in the middle with text above it that says "𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝕱𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉, 𝖈𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖛𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖔." it would then proceed to play this video.
November 1 - For some reason the Christmas theme and wordfilters comes back early[1037][1038], A Christmas song was also added as a banner and was set to autoplay to more then likely annoy users. Later that day, frqqt realizes that he's being a unfunny nigger and the site goes back to the halloween style and the wordfilters are gone. Day 3 (Final day) of the Soy-'oween event finishes off with the relaunch of the Soytopia TF2 server which has gotten new maps and now goes by the IP "tf2.soyjak.st".[1039] "Humans" are declared the winners for Soyfest.[1040] Gigachad users call for the bans of the coal that is shitting up the Sharty.[1041] A Thread on /soy/ is posted about Mikobowl on 4Chan infact there were many threads about 'teens seeing mikobowl being spammed on 4chan and 'teens afterwards kept raiding and posting images and videos of mikobowls on 4chan and then the 4jannies get mad and leak and delete all the Mikobowl threads.[1042] A blue jewish triple parenthesis font format style is added to the Party.[1043]
November 2 - A second TF2 gamenight was held with Mustard as the special guest.[1044] 'Teens raided lolcow.farms.[1045] A 'teen made a script that turns the sharty into reddit 2.[1046]Quote pushes out an update that lets you individually add a Spoiler or NSFW filter to files now.[1047]
November 3 - Users tried to sabotage the upcoming GET by abusing the "bump" feature[1048] and botting it[1049] but Captcha is turned on at the last minute[1050] and the 9m GET is claimed as a GEMERALD PLIER WIN.[1051] The Rules page is updated with NSFW (including 'Adult' Gore) now being allowed on /soy/ as long as its marked as NSFW[1052], an official announcement was also made on this change.[1053] Some users were not happy about this change.[1054][1055] Chuds try to 'ox a tranny that tried ddosing vnc.wtf.[1056] A 'teen makes a site and asks other 'teens to send in images to add to the site[1057], some schizos later started accusing OP of datamining because of all the shit the site would scan by default.[1058] Chuds 'ox a foid that got someone dumb squirrel killed.[1059]
November 4 - Chuds dox a pedophile named Nicholas Munger from Seattle for handing out literal pedozoo 'zines to young children at a playground.[1060] An image grain overlay was briefly added to the site, it would apply noise to every image posted, 'teens decided to test this feature out.[1061][1062] 'Teens tried to claim /vt/ 88888888 GET.[1063]DONALD TRUMP ## Admin makes a sticky on /soy/[1064] telling users to head over to /pol/ for the elections[1065], a Hillary sticky was also made.[1066]
November 5 - Multiple threads for the 2024 Presidential Election were hosted on /pol/ totaling over 4500 replies.[1067] A Chud 'oxs a jewtube latinx jeet who made some videos briefly mentioning/slandering us 13 minutes after the thread on xim was made (no address yet albeit).[1068] The image grain overlay was removed, according to Froot xhey have come up with a better solution, users tested it again but gifs with transparent backgrounds are still fucked up and one user notices small random tracking pixels in the corner of one image.[1069]
November 6 - Chuds celebrate as Donald Trump wins the Election and is officially set to become the 47th President of the United States.[1070][1071] Chuds also watched troons seethe about the orange man along with trannies commiting TTD on themselves, very gemmy day.[1072][1073][1074][1075] Froot also made a sticky saying "trump won lets go".[1076] A 'teen makes a thread telling users if the thread got 1000 replies, Froot would have to reopen /trump/, a closed board dedicated to Donald Trump. The thread eventually gets 1000 around 9:30-10:00 PM EST.[1077]. If this message gets crossed over, /trump/ has reopened. The unique ids for Jannies are removed and their names are defaulted back to "Chud ## Mod" again.[1078] The shlog gets taken down.[1079]
November 7 - Due to the Schlog getting ACKed by a Czechtard an Admin makes a Poll on if Czechia should be rangebanned or not[1080], Majority of the 'teens vote yes and Czechia is officially range-banned.[1081] A supposed previous owner of the Soyjak Wiki (yes the site you're reading this text on right now) appeared under a thread asking which Soyphere site was the best.[1082] You can now use the Spoiler font with other fonts together on the Party.[1083] Chuds raid plebbit to spam /trump/ gems.[1084] A teen doxed a furry who makes hypnosis audio for gooners called Sangria Snake.[1085]
November 8 - The Schlog comes back now under the domain blog.soyjak.st.[1086] A 'teen yet again makes a thread telling users "if this thread gets 500 replies fundamental pedos are banned forever along with their board", of course nothing happens when it reaches it.[1087] Chuds decide to gem up trans suicide hotlines but despite the thread getting over 500 replies, no gems have been produced as of writing this.[1088] Invidious is FINALLY removed from 'tube embeds.[1089]
November 9 - An alleged ex-Rockstar employee made an AMA on the Party although when asked to prove that xe was an employee xe posted an image that had already been posted before, xe then claimed it was leaked cause everyone is obsessed with xim so most Chuds believed it was just shit-tier bait, 30 minutes after the thread was made OP leaves the AMA.[1090] Chuds raided a femboy tubers cord and made xim seethe and leak on Xitter.[1091] 'Teens hijacked some livestreams again.[1092]
November 10 - Frootcord lets the entire site get shit up with Spadeson spam.[1093] A "Jartycar Adventure" thread was made.[1094] A thread with the body "First person to get a yellow ID in this thread becomes janny's personal property and must smell xer braps daily" was made and obsessed teens rushed in to roll within seconds to no success. After 30 minutes some teen gets a yellow ID and a mod braps on him. The teen has not been spotted again as of yet.[1095]
November 11 - /gem/ board is now viewable without a Soygem Pass (you can not post without one though).[1096] Using any of the words "FPE", "Skibidi", "Numberjacks", "Joel", and other troonslop media related words when creating a thread will automatically move it to /qa/.[1097][1098] The catalog was wiped again with Spadeson "BIBISI WON" threads to the point where new threads could not be made. According to Quote, this was through the use of a gempass cookie that was fed into a bot. The spam was stopped once the pass was revoked.[1099] 'Teens shared autismo stories.[1100] A Chud 'aped a craft server to the point where xe got a 'ki page on it, 'teens proceeded to chud up the article until it got locked and was now only viewable to members.[1101]
November 12 - Chuds fuck with the previous femboy tranny "Mako" again and almost get a full 'ox till xhey private their Xitter (albeit theres enough info gathered to complete it).[1102] 'Teens vandalize the craft troon wiki again.[1103] Chuds steal the 77777 GET on Endchans /kanojo/ board.[1104] A DSP Detractor raid was stickied.[1105] GET 9100000 is obtained.[1106]
November 13 - Nate goes to the Doctor for a Checkup.[1107] Chuds raid an R34 FPE subreddit.[1108] A sticky was made banning FOTM slop on /soy/.[1109] A poll is made by Mist on whether 'teens would like to see a modded soycraft server (seperate from the main server) or not.[1110] A thread datamining soyteen age ranges was made.[1111] GET 9111111 is obtained.[1112] Chuds did a gemmy raid on whiteboardfox.[1113] 'Teens work on restoring the template on pixelplanet.[1114]
November 14 - All default usernames on /soy/ have been replaced with names of different 'jak variants/subvariants.[1115][1116] Some names also had special features with notable ones being Amerimutt (ends every post with "or something"), Meximutt (ends every post with "o algo"), Alicia (ends every post with "im trans btw") and Colorjak (Colored name).[1117][1118][1119] A "Soyjak movie" (using the previous Nate story) gets pitched.[1120] An unofficial poll was made asking users if Israel should be rangebanned with the majority voting yes.[1121]
November 15 - Usernames are reverted back to "Chud". Chuds continue a Jackbox raid thread from yesterday.[1122] Soyteens successfully doxed Westthewerst, the creator of the game Webfishing.[1123]
November 16 - The website was racially segregated and users could only post on /aryan/[1124] or /shitskin/[1125] depending on their skin color (country). The soyjak.party domain automatically redirected you over to the mirror (soyjak.st).[1126] A 'teen from Wisconsin started a thread to get every state to reply to the thread and managed to get 32 of the 50 states to reply.[1127]
November 17 - "Visa applications" open up for the Racial Soygregation event allowing either board to apply for a posting visa to post on the other board. This visa would only be valid for ten posts before the user needed to reapply.[1128][1129]
November 18 - The soyjak.party domain goes down for 2 days, on the same day it went down the registrar switches from Namecheap to Key-Systems.[1130] The event ends and /soy/ is reopened again along with the subject field being unlocked for replies. Amerimutt /pol/ and /int/ users can now choose to display their state flag.[1131] the sharty raids whiteboards, again.[1132]
November 19 - soyjak.party domain comes back online with Quote later confirming Namecheap forced them to change registrar.[1133] Phoneposting is disabled on /raid/.[1134] New Rootist flag is added[1135] A soyteen ran a scam on Xitter where they pretended to be a trans teenager being forced to detransition and solicited donations, racking up around 1000 euros. He then revealed that it was all a ploy and changed the account's name, which generated a lot of seethe.[1136]
November 20 - A new "Desktop Only" check is added you can enable when creating new threads on /soy/.[1137] 'Teens find a korean wiki article about the Party.[1138][1139] Chuds continue to fix the pixelplanet template.[1140] A Chud contemplates shooting up xis school.[1141]
November 21 - 'Teens talk about a tuber by the name of "Vinesauce" who used a Froot reskin mod from a 'teen for a HL2 Video.[1142] The soyjak.party domain starts redirecting over to soyjak.st again[1143] after Null (Owner of KF) warns Froot about the new registrar "Key-Systems" telling xim to move it off there or (((they))) will steal the domain.[1144] Nusoyim forced a chink to watch zellig or something.[1145] Soyteens were taunted by PawsOnConverse, some furry tranny hACKer larper, who was sending pictures of the thread and claiming to have a backdoor into two admin's computers. Xhe also posted an image of some files claiming to have lots of shit on the sharty and saying that xhey were going to take it down. Xhe was doxed in the thread. Even though that dox turned out to be fake.[1146]Dolls post that started the great ban wave
November 22 - The Purging Begins;Doll makes a post on the Schlog announcing that a user had informed them of a 130 person discord server made up of namefags and splinter users, all members of the server were hit with a Rule 3 ban.[1147][1148][1149] Around 21 users on the Party were hit with a Rule 3 ban.[1150] A soyteen figured out how to post on the sharty and the 'ru from inside Minecraft.[1151]
November 23 - Soyteens make a pizza thread for PawsOnConverse, the "hacker" from yesterday. In it they cross-referenced and attempted to confirm the dox through the interior of the house and the flooring despite heavy derailment and bait operations. The dox turned out to be a fake.[1152] 25 more Users were banned for Rule 3[1153], totaling to 46 confirmed users on the Party getting ACKED. Quote format was added to SoyBooru. Soycraft Modded server goes live.[1154] (Not a Party happening but McCaptcha for the wiki was moved from visiting the site to creating an account or annonymously editing so you can archive the site now).[1155]
November 24 - Froot uploads his Discord DMs to help catch any namefags that might have been missed in the great purge.[1156][1157] Chuds raided a fascist imageboard, although it was mostly a fail raid they managed to get an old BRAPtinx apezillian from the site leaking in the raid thread.[1158] Twitter Screenshots in OPs were banned globally from the Party for one day.[1159] 'Teens dox some some big tranny tuber by the name of "LavenderCoffee".[1160][1161]
November 25 - FrogGODs raid and buck break the /g/eneral/ anthro threads, resulting in furfags pissing all over the place in anger.[1162] GET 9200000 was obtained.[1163]
November 26 - Jannies implemented a new wordfilter that changed the letter K to G for a day.[1164] Emojis now filter to text instead (Ex:💀 > :skull:). 'teens did some /qa/ tierlist rankings.[1165]
November 27 - CobsonTALKS gets banned from the 'tube.[1166] 'teens mess with a live rat cage camera stream.[1167] GET 9222222 was obtained.[1168] A froggod releases the full dox on the Founder/CEO of Discord.[1169]
November 28 - The site goes down[1170] and Quote replied to an enraged feral thread saying that he could've fixed it in 30 seconds. He then has a bit of a blogposting Q&A session where he lets teens datamine him.[1171]
November 29 - Every website under soyjak.st briefly goes down, Due to some asswipe trying to DDOS the site using "a booter with ancient user-agents" Quote started blocking outdated user-agents[1172], it would show the following message "Please upgrade your browser" if trying to access the site with an outdated user-agent, this also broke external archiving which show the same message.[1173] New Thanksgiving theme was added.[1174] Teens dox gutsybird,[1175] a loli porn artist, and get to work doxing Biogodz,[1176] an inflation furry artist. A Chud drops a massive trvth nvke on Consumerism[1177], as of writing this gem has been up on the 'log for 5 days now.
November 30 - A frog spambot wipes the top of the log.[1178] A Chud makes a thread claiming to have "several contacts in Trump's future administration due to my family" and answers some questions from 'teens.[1179] Teens get to work doxing Telepurt,[1180] a youtube animator. A 'teen sent a vice news author that wrote an article regarding 4chan's /pol/, the RapeApe's 'ki article over email.[1181] The Party is mentioned in a video talking about fallenchungus[1182], A thread is made telling chuds to mass report the video to stop trannies from trying to take down the site although other chuds argued it was just a nothingburger.[1183]
December 1 - A new Christmas theme is added[1184] and Holiday wordfilters are turned on.[1185]Chud ## Thanos launches the Board Advent[1186], with the first board being /uncalm/.[1187] A "Santa Cob's Jolly Adventure" thread is created, and Santa Cob ended up being beheaded which ruined Christmas.[1188] Operation Reddit begins.[1189]The Cellar stops archiving /soy/.[1190]
December 2 - Custom report field is brought back.[1191] Day 2 for the Board Advent adds the board /epi/.[1192] Chuds did a christmas jackbox raid.[1193] A froggod releases a userscript that reverses almost* all of the holiday word filters used.[1194] An ex-janny shares some old report screenshots from doll era.[1195] Some new CCP shit called "Player Quality" starts getting talked about with a janny explaining that its a points system that is rewarded to quality posters with plans for a PQ pass to be added and exclusive boards for pass owners.[1196] some chuds tried rebeling against this but the threads were bot spammed.[1197][1198] The REAL Snopes takes down the 'teen created Snopes Bluesky account.[1199] An updated Sam Hyde dox is dropped on /soy/.[1200] Any letters that isn't English now filters to the English text (Ex: á > a).[1201] Oekaki is now 500x500.[1202]
December 3 - Day 3 of the Board Advent adds the board /dem/[1203] and Thanos announces that users will be to elect their own president for the board who would serve as head janny, users will have 1 week for campaigning.[1204] Part 2 of "Santa Cob's Jolly Adventure" is created.[1205] Chuds do another Jackbox raid with the thread getting over 1200+ replies.[1206] A Soytopia Christmas special gamenight is planned for Friday with suggestions being open for maps to be added.[1207]
December 4 - The Cellar comes back online after a short period of maintenance with it now archiving almost every board available (except /gem/) on the Party. Day 4 of the Board Advent adds the board /bp/.[1208] Although half of it was pretty much a furfag board so chuds were not happy about this,[1209][1210] the other half was about oil, creating a new gemmy trend. A Janny answered some more questions about "Player Quality".[1211]
December 6 - Quote lowers the bump limit to 800 on all boards.[1215] Day 6 of the Board Advent adds the board /tr/.[1216] Chuds dox IRL soyboy tuber Adam Ragusea.[1217]. 10000th variant:soyak post on the booru.[1218]
December 7 - Day 7 of the Board Advent adds the board /gfly/.[1219] Teens dox a speedrunner tranny named Storster because xe sperged out against some Aryan called Karl Jobst, calling him a Nazi and trying to ruin his life, all because xe got exposed by him for plagiarism.[1220] GET 9300000 was obtained.[1221]
December 8 - Day 8 of the Board Advent adds the board /bb/.[1222] At around 9 CST creating a new thread using anything except greentext (polls don't get moved if you add an arrow) would automatically move it to /qa/.[1223] A /raid/ thread for doxing OnlyFans girls was created, and although it was going smoothly the OP suddenly announced that he had bought a user dataleak for the furry vore website Aryion.com, leading to a rapid streak of doxes. [1224]
December 9 - Users were still forced to only post with greentext.[1225] A poll was later made asking users if they were enjoying the event[1226] with the majority voting No[1227], a few hours after the poll it was turned off.[1228] Day 9 of the Board Advent adds the board /tri/.[1229]
December 10 - Externally Archiving is fixed.[1230] Day 10 of the Board Advent adds the board /his/.[1231]
December 11 - A Soyteen hacked some woman's Linkedin account.[1232] Day 11 of the Board Advent adds the board /leftysoy/ (board for left handed discussion).[1233] A new board unrelated to the event is added titled /sn/ - Soynights & Servers.[1234] The /dem/ election qualifiers begin.[1235]
December 12 - GET 9333333 was obtained.[1236] A soyteen sent 'zas to a furgooner inflation fetishist hypnotist called Sangria Snake.[1237] Voting for the /dem/ election begins.[1238] Day 12 of the Board Advent adds the board /cam/.[1239]
December 13 - Five nights at Cobsons 2 is announced along with a teaser video.[1240][1241] A frogGOD showed off his 4cuck bait thread that had garnered many (You)s.[1242] Day 13 of the Board Advent adds the board /fash/.[1243]Froot makes a thread asking 'teens to send in their "sloppiest slopjaks" for research.[1244] A new blotter appears with a timer counting down to March 26, 2025[1245], further inspecting the element reveals the name "itsover" in the code.[1246] In other Soysphere related news, The Shemmy announces that they will be permanently shutting down the site on January 23, 2025 due to server costs and lack of PPD.[1247]<--- Baited Somebody Award. Thread was deleted[1248].
December 14 - Day 14 of the Board Advent adds the board /z/.[1249] Cobsontalks is elected as the /dem/ president.he cheated using his cord cabal btw < everybody knows this doe[1250]
December 15 - Day 15 of the Board Advent adds the board /k/.[1251] The Party gets a hidden service mirror for Tor.[1252] A new Legal disclaimer is added to the bottom of the site.[1253]
December 16 - Day 16 of the Board Advent adds the board /rape/ (Real Anti Pajeet Experiences).[1254] The Shemmy Booru 700 GET was stolen by Warrior-P, we all lost.
December 17 - Day 17 of the Board Advent adds the board /aw/.[1255] /raid/ is removed from the top bar.[1256]
December 18 - The .party domain is recovered, and began directing visitors to soyjak.st again.[1257] Day 18 of the Board Advent adds the board /reddit/.[1258] Soyteens raided[1259] the imageboard of the porn websites Kemono.su and Coomer.su and wiped all three boards (/coomer/[1260], /kemono/[1261], and /b/[1262], in that order) on the site successfully. They also stole the 5000 get.[1263]
December 19 - Day 19 of the Board Advent adds the board /dnb/.[1264]
December 20 - A margerald sticky was made by an Admin with it simply saying "A New Era Begins, With a great unification."[1265] a few hours after the post was made it was deleted. 'teens from the Sharty raided Habbo Hotel. At some point Feralteen showed up.[1266] Day 20 of the Board Advent adds the board /abdl/. The page list is removed from the top when browsing index and the amount of pages on /soy/ is increased from 41 to 60.[1267]
December 21 - The teen who bought the Aryion userdata leak continues, this time doxing many furgooners (and the site owner) and even hacking a 13 million view moderator accounts and replacing his profile with the site owner's dox + making a global site announcement of the hack.[1224] Day 21 of the Board Advent adds the board /incel/. /leftysoy/ is turned into an actual left-wing discussion board and users are now able to vote for posts to be deleted (5 votes are needed to delete a post).[1268] A script 'teen bypasses the default name on /soy/ and posts the script used[1269], the log was later wiped possibly because of this and the exploit was patched.[1270] Earliest known appearance of Brazilaryan is posted on the 'ru.[1271]
December 22 - The name field is disabled on /qa/.[1272] Day 22 of the Board Advent adds the board /ned/.[1273]
December 23 - Earliest known appearance of Endmutt is posted on the 'ru.[1274] 'eens fucked with a bluesky communist (appropriately) called feral27, who would explode at the slightest bait or provocation.[1275] Day 23 of the Board Advent adds the board /bapepe/.[1276]
December 24 - The Board Advent event ended with the addition of the board /qa5/[1277].
December 25 - /dem/ raided and cattywiped /bp/ with oil during the Oil spill.[1278] A soyteen made a 'plier desktop buddy.[1279]
December 26 - A teen found out that the link to FNAC was down, with a message stating that it was removed by the owner.[1280] The Christmas wordfilters were finally disabled.[1281] Soyteens went on a large-scale doxing and gemming up campaign against a large number of small-time twitch streamers.[1282]
December 27 - A teen doxed a tranny called Azeal who takes pride in "cracking eggs".[1283] Another soycord was uncovered which lead to the banning of the nametrannies Rot and Scientoloju, among others. Soyteens raided a public piano playing site called pianoverse and buck broke it so hard that it crashed.[1284] The Christmas Campaign continues in another thread.[1285]
December 28 - Froot[it just is, ok?] got butthurt so xe deleted some 'teen's thread about xim eating shit as a child.[1286] Another blox raid happened.[1287] The 'log was engulfed in hatred against CobsonTALKS and /bp/'s furfagcord when /dem/ had the bright idea to try and shill /dem/ in /soy/.[1288] GET 9444444 was obtained.[1289] A revolution on /DEM/ utterly failed, which led to widespread anger among /dem/. In response, they launched a counter-revolution against the communist /leftsoy/ who started and led most of the hate and fight against CobsonTALKS and ultimately established /dem/ocracy in /leftsoy/ after catty wiping it. However, the entire series of events was a false flag operation orchestrated by a single individual. This person deceived others into believing a war was already underway, with the hope of inciting an actual conflict. A wiki page about this false flagged war was made and then later on deleted after realization of it being a false flag.
December 30 - A soyteen discovered the origin of that one blurred poopson image (meds).[1291] A soyteen made a quora bot to shit up the comment sections of LGBT and trans spaces with AI slop.[1292] The ATF Assault continued in the form of another operation: Operation Nigger Madness. Soyteens raided a pro-pedophile wiki called the radqueer wiki and shat it up and down with millions of bytes of "Nigger Madness" copypasta and images until it chugged and even went down multiple times.[1293] 39th President of the United States of America Jimmy Carter kills himself at the age of 100 because his peanuts went sour or something.[1294]
December 31 - Teens celebrate the new year online instead of with their loved ones.
↑"I don't really know where the full name comes from, but the guy has a tendency to delete his twitter posts and discord regularly for whatever reason. I remember having a discussion with some friends from a year+ ago about daniel and I had taken screenshots of him having an earnest discussion on twitter about his position on the war in Ukraine, as if that is what people interested in gmod/sl griefing were really interested in hearing from him. Naturally these got quickly deleted unfortunately, and my old HD is with my family."
"I've got nothing against the guy other than his wish to aggressively monetize a community thats traditionally never been monetized before. Maybe its just me. Selling tshirts with your avatar on it and advertising your stream and pushing those advertisements into your videos along with exclusive access to determine who wins or loses a fake game show while you brag about making $500 strikes me as very strange and petty, and its also why its really funny when the Party goes after him along the way. Thats just my thoughts though."
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(The Cellar - The first half of images are missing but the rest are saved)
(Ghostarchive - only has it archived up to 291 replies but contains some of the missing images)
↑/soy/ - NEW SHARTY FLAVOR GFUEL COMING OUTFOR THE SHARTY'S MLG FANSENDORSED BY LEE GOLDSON AND HANS AND DANE5 POUNDS PER KILO==GET THE FUCK IN HERE== (soyjak.party)
↑/soy/ - became a coomer or something albeit (soyjak.party)
